Femanons, what would you do if you noticed a pubescent boy with a boner looking at you?

Oh I forgot, females can't be pedos right?

Pedos shouldn't be around kids

I only did it in my final months before quitting. I would just whisper stuff in boys ears, I knew full well that they'd remember that forever and i kind of liked that. Like I made their day. Gave them a huge confidence boost. It was always the shy kids, I always convinced them to get a photo with me. Sometimes if they kept refusing I would just go over and hug them for a laugh. Their families would always laugh along but even with the thin fabric my boobs would just mash into their chest/face.

Always little remarks. "Shame you're not 18", "You're pretty decent for a kid." Grabbing arms. Bah, hard to explain.

What the fuck you are 100% a female pedophile

Never attracted to them, never did anything with them. I've just always had that fantasy, of making someones day. I like to flirt with guys who don't expect it. Middle aged dads who think they're past it and have lost that part of their lives, things like that.

Imagine being so retarded that you would ACTUALLY admit to being a pedophile/border line child rapist on the internet. Should I call the feds?

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i'm sorry, i don't get the joke because it's not funny. can you please explain it?

That's pretty cool actually. I bet you raised some boys confidence a bit and gave them something to remember

Okay but you shouldn't flirt with kids

Think about it, would you let a man say that sort of stuff to a little girl?

It's not a joke you fuck

So you do it out of pity. No one likes being pitied

Eh, I'm not worried. That was about 7 years ago and I never acted on it. I've found I get more of a kick giving little flirty remarks to older guys now.

>Think about it, would you let a man say that sort of stuff to a little girl?
It's not the same.

yeah go ahead and prevent young men from having sexual experiences so they can grow up, become incels, and shoot you
there are easier ways to commit suicide, you know

You are fucked in the head, pedo

Stay away from kids please. If a man flirted with a little girl to "make her day", he would be labeled a pedophile. Let's not fall victim to double standards, you pedo fuck.

>tfw you will never sandwhiched by gentle-dom Sandy Cheeks costume boobs

It is the same. Society doesn't seem to think females can be pedos but that's wrong and you are one.

Boys aged 15+ are legal for me where I live. I'm not in America.

Lmaoo this double standard is crazy. Imagine being a man and pressing your dick up to a little girl's face and then saying "Damn, its a shame you're not 18!" That shit is weird as fuck man.
I won't lie, if I was a teenager again I wish a girl would do some shit like that to me..

Actually replacing shy beta kids with chads, is this /ourfemanon?/

Girls can't rape

oh god this reeks of "BUT IF A MAN DID THIS..." shit. MGTOW at their finest

>(about 13-14 or so)
you should be thrown in prison, disgusting pedo

look at this faggot and how gay he is

Oh yeah women can't be held accountable for their actions, I almost forgot.

Young men can have sexual experiences with people their fucking age you autist. Age of consent is a thing for a reason. Go hang yourself, we don't need any more pedos.

and you're a tumblr retard who's a victim of the society she helps maintain
>bluhh duhh why are men either dickless faggots who jerk off to anime or socially retarded pseudochads who don't understand how not to make me feel abused
because they grew without learning how to do the thing. they were not socialized into it.

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you're trying a bit hard now. we get it. you think women should be treated the same way as men. but that chick probably made that kids summer

Literally if a man did this he would be in jail. Fuck off.

>Literally if a man did this he would be in jail. Fuck off.

Men and women are different

I'm a girl you autistic fuck and I think women shouldn't get away with pedophilia just because of their gender. That's just fucking common sense, and if you can't comprehend that, then maybe children aren't safe around you.

>a man would go to jail for a flirty remark

he'd probably get fired but not jail you knob lmao and didn't she say kids 15+ were legal in her country? not everyone is america

>learn all your sexual behavior from other teenagers
>normies are surprised when you're fucked up and insane

Who cares? It's irrelevant. She is getting off on being a sick pedo. She is disgusting and should be removed from society.

given the content of your posts, "i'm a girl" is a given
your son is 100% gonna be a homo

yeah I get you but she didn't fuck the kid. flirting with a 16 year old boy or whatever is a bit weird for a woman but even if she fucked him it's legal where she is]

>HURRR DUR NO THE WORLD CONSENT IS 18 FUCK YOU

What the fuck are you talking about
Of course teenagers should experiment with each other
Are you seriously advocating an adult female making advances toward a young teen?

The kid was 13

>She is getting off on being a sick pedo
what she did is the equivalent of a woman flirting with an 18 year old high schooler in your country

if i'd have had that i probably wouldn't be a virgin right now, so yeah

>She is disgusting and should be removed from society.

no she should be my gf t b h

No it isn't because the kid wasn't of legal age even in her country. Sick fuck.

so say one flirtatious remark to a 13-14 year old and she gets prison? lmao. my mums friends say sort of shit like that all the time as a laugh.

Thanks for the answer. Unfortunately it is not allowed to ask for pics here, but it would be interesting to see how you look irl. Are you the kind of person that is always willing to help others, or try to cheer them with a smile?

...now that I realise, you probably had to wear a full-body suit, right? So nobody saw you at all.

i mean, if you want to sweep up the remains of my broken-ass mind and put them back together, somehow undo the fact that i'm a 26-year-old male virgin with a life full of shitty non-memories, you go right ahead

>one flirtatious remark
>my boobs would just mash into their chest/face.
spin it however you want, disgusting pedo sympathizer

>Are you seriously advocating an adult female making advances toward a young teen?
but she said she wouldn't actually do anything with the kid

but shit where I live a 16 year old boy could fuck a 40 year old woman if he wanted. if she flirted with a bunch of teenage boys there's no harm in that. she said most were 15+ even if she had no attraction to them.

That's your problem dude
Should have tried talking to girls when you were a teen

i'm talking to one right now because she's saying dumb shit and being a bitch

ITT a bunch of jealous robots spew anger at a young woman who helped shy kids get more confidence and changed their lives positively. She did good desu, one less robot means one less person that needs to go through our pain.

there isn't "a bunch" of them, it's one assmad roast
if the central male mental pathology is "wanting to put your dick in everything", the central female mental pathology is wanting to shove everything up your cunt and keep it there until it's dead

So basically what I've gathered from this thread is it's okay to rape a 13 year old child? Honestly, please explain the logic here to why this would be okay in any circumstance? Yall niggas are tripping.

Aight cool, I'm gonna help an ugly 13 year old girl positively and rub up against her and tell her its a shame she's not 18 yet. Do you see how ridiculous this sounds?

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Who's to say they gained confidence from the experience? What fucking teenage kid is gonna go "AHAHA YEAH I'M A BADASS NOW BECAUSE THE SANDY AT THE THEME PARK WANTED TO FUCK ME"
No, they were fucking embarrassed and probably felt deep shame.

When did she say it was legal? She said that she told them that she "wishes they were 18", which means he age of consent is still 18 wherever she is.

>yall niggas
But I'm white

>the central female mental pathology is wanting to shove everything up your cunt and keep it there until it's dead

made me lol hard

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Wow I regret posting this.

Yes, I was in a full body costume. A lot of my fantasies are about making someones day, guys who would never expect it. I had a huge fantasy about a pretty hot looking homeless guy near me. Always fantasized about going down with money, a warm meal and then just riding him. Like it would just blow his mind.

To you guys and everyone else. All of the boys were 16-20 which is perfectly legal here. I didn't fuck them, nor did I want to. But with just a little flirty remark I could make them feel like a god for the rest of the day. I enjoyed the fact that they would probably think about me too. It was an ego thing.

The first boy was 13-14 and yeah, giving a flirty remark to a horny teenage boy was probably a dumb idea.

uh uh, soul sistah here to give all y'all a reality check: there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. word.

You're a white nigga.

I once got turned on by my 13 year old cousing moving on my back like if he was riding a horse. But besides that I wouldnt fuck a kid, they are too stupid.

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yeah, not smart enough. see, I'm a sapiosexual, which means I exclusively cum in library books

>The first boy was 13-14 and yeah, giving a flirty remark to a horny teenage boy was probably a dumb idea.

older girls tease young boys all the time, it's not like you pulled down his pants and sucked him off

I know, every family event I go to the younger boys are always told how handsome/strong/good looking they are.

But at the same time if my uncles and dad said the same about some younger girls it would be weird. I get that.

You should be put on a list. Disgusting pedo fuck.

the american way is total sexual abstinence until you turn 25, at which point you either transition or have a series of awkward, unpleasant encounters with people from work

>tfw you will never get to brag to your friends in 7th grade about how Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants hugged you in a theme park
Damn... probably the highlight of that kid's life. Not even losing his virginity will top this moment.

Fox n Grapes. I would die to have a college girl say that shit to me and would definitely beat me meat to it later.

you should fuck something that's your own species

>But at the same time if my uncles and dad said the same about some younger girls it would be weird. I get that.

yeah guys and girls are simply different. I was horny af at that age and just discovered masturbating, if something like what you did happened to me at that age I'd have fapped so hard I'd get friction burns for weeks to that memory

I'm not having a go at you but were you abused as a kid? You seem really off about this. I've seen older girls give little flirty remarks to younger guys all the time, it's a bit of fun and boosts their confidence. "You're really handsome", "Wow you're going to grow up to be hot." Things like that. They don't turn around and suck their dicks which seems to be what you're implying.

I get it though, if a guy said to a younger girl "Wow you're going to be hot at 18" it'd be disgusting. But hey, it seems more acceptable in the reverse. I know it's not fair.

But I'm not American, if I wanted to bed a 17 year old now (even though I'm turning 30 soon) I could.

>virgin until 24
>now have shitty one-night stands with coworkers

H-how did you know?

neat coincidence how all the female moralfags come out immediately after the huge dogfucking anecdote thread
we're in hell. hence the flames, demons etc.

>But with just a little flirty remark I could make them feel like a god for the rest of the day
You really have a fucking mental issue if you honestly think that's what's going on. You're in a cartoon character outfit. Even outside of the outfit you would have to be a solid 9/10 in looks to even have someone remember that encounter. Seek help.

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you literally don't understand what it's like to be male
shut the fuck up

But I'm a 22 year old male. Even if I was a woman I would still be right you goddamn retard.

you just fucking said you were a woman

You're confusing me for another user then.

>Even if I was a woma

You would be a faggot even if you were a woman

When I experience this, I'm honestly flattered. Prefer it to gross men leering since I know they can't help it. I am around a lot of teenagers, and the younger ones tend to be pretty obvious when it comes to staring. The mini chad types will sometimes try to hit on me. I never act on it, I just find it amusing. I just try to be nice to the more awkward ones. They get enough shit at school: I don't want to make them feel more awkward.

(OP)
But to answer OP: give them a small smile and go about my day. Sorry I can't give you a meme answer.

>we're in hell. hence the flames, demons etc

Can't complain too much desu. I'm still young enough to fuck 19-25 year olds, just wish I could have started earlier.

The kid is 13, it's not just "flirty remarks" and she is getting off to it sexually. The context is irrelevant, she is fucked in the head no matter how you spin it.

this is one of those things that if you tell people in real life they will think youre sick in the head
but in reality this is sweet and kind
thank you user

>A lot of my fantasies are about...
I (sometimes) know that feel. I am curious about your inner motivations and how your childhood was.

Please, don't listen to all these reactionaries that cry about everything. At least half of them are trying to be edgy, and the rest are nothing but immature freaks (no offense guys, we all are "special").

How is it "sweet and kind"? It's purely an ego thing for her. Selfish if you ask me. She's imposing her sexuality onto them while they may not be ready for it.

I guess I just want to be noticed, remembered. I love little hints and flirts. A few years back I called a dad in the park with his kids "daddy". Don't remember the context but it was heavy flirting. He looked at me like he was stunned. I like that, he's probably been married for years, that part of his life is gone (being available, flirting, etc) and then I get a chance to reignite the spark. It's hot

It's probably 100% ego for me.

>17 year old boy not ready for a flirty remark
oh boy

He probably went on to cheat on his wife because of you. You're an absolute monster!

Did you miss the part where she said they were 13 to 14?

lad we get it. You think it's bad. Majority of us think a flirty remark isn't. So let's leave it at that lmao

>flirty remark
>my boobs would just mash into their chest/face
Why do you care so much about defending pedos? Are you also a pedo?

>He probably went on to cheat on his wife because of you
Bit of a stretch hun.

I like the thought of being that girl. Rocking his life with a quick and cheap fuck. He would never have thought going out for a walk would end up like that. I love that thought.

But I would never do that to another woman.