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not until I get a thicc necc

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Agreed. Beards are out. Clean shaven and mustache is in.

based shaveposter
my face looks 10000x better clean shaven. God bless my facial aesthetics genetics

Other tips that I will throw in the next OP
>get a fucking groomsman trimmer. I see so many fucking dummies walking around with a dark black nose hair dangling from their nostril. This can be used to take care of your ears and eyebrows.

>Never trimmed your eyebrows in your life? Do it NOW. You've packed on 20+ years of bushy tard thick eyebrow hair and it needs attention. Go to a barber and either get it trimmed or threaded for under $10. It such an immediate yet subtle and effective way to make yourself look better immediately. After the first time you will only ever need to get it trimmed once every couple of months.

That changes cyclically like all other parts of fashion. Even stone-age tribesmen voluntarily shave their faces in some places and not in others.

This general I'm starting isn't even about those with good genetics, it's about further distinguishing yourself from the increasingly soft feminine numales of today.

You walk down the street and every wiener dyel has a beard. Even patchy gross beards by beardlets are accepted in society. It's no longer cool in my eyes. As a fitizen, you already distinguish yourselves with your discipline and commitment to fitness. Take it one step further by bucking the beard trend.

I see what you mean now, user.

This is why I rock a thick Stache and a shaved head

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The soul is in the face and the beard is a mask. It suits only criminals. If you have a good physiognomy, i.e., if you're a good person, flaunt that face.

You know who grows beards? Priests. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, all those motherfuckers grow beards and claim God loves beards because they're vicious liars. They want to hide what they are.

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what about this?

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I will grow my beard because it is beautiful, but you should not grow your thin, uneven beard that grows in all directions and has random spots of no hair at all.

How come there are so many pro-beard and anti-beard threads on Jow Forums lately?

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okay where is all clean shaven. i never tried to grow beard but i guess best i could do is something like this. thank god i have some jawbones

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Every single Nazi Chad, every single military Chad, and every mad men ers businessman were clean shaven

Clean/light shaven are the only 2 options for white men of character and consequence

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thats even pushing it lmao. but since its tom hardy who gives a fug he can do whatever he wanst

you have to have a very unique aesthetic to pull off the "clean shaven boy model" look, im pretty sure everybody can look better with some stubble instead of being clean shaven, like 3mm

*light stubble

Our collective autism is recognizing how overly trendy beards (ie any facial hair) has become in mainstream society.

You either wear your beard among the hipsters hiding their dough boy fatso faces, or you shave and show off your lean fit face. You either keep your beard, throw on some cargo shorts and blend in with the fat craft beer hipsters, or you either shave your face to compliment your lean fit physique.

imo if you are Jow Forums you can do whatever you want. Clean shaven or beardy

Shave that shit. Embarssing

Just grow and groom a mustache. Basedboys never grow mustaches because a manly mustache requires maintenance. Also is top aesthetic.

>1901
>Even remotely the time period he's talking about.

ok bronson

im fucking shaven all the time, im saying thats probably biggest i could grow even pushing it..

someone post the pat tilman military photo, literally the greatest face shot ive ever seen

>curly messy pubic hair
>long stray hairs
>patchy neckbeard
>hairs covering his lips

How did this become so trendy an acceptable that you see this shit on the red carpet? I'm convinced this could be a pysop to promote male fat acceptance. Why lose weight when you can grown a giant gross beard?

>White men of character and consequence
>light stubble
Uh maybe if you're literally at war, otherwise you just look like an alcoholic

Roman emperors use to shave their face as a sign of high status. Emperor Constantine brought back the shaved face look because he liked the aesthetics of the ancient roman emperor.

But girls scientifically like scruff the best. So either scruff or shave and leave the big beards for the soiboys.

Like that's an insult lmao.

You underestimate my ugliness.

Am I doing it right?

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id say he has pretty face no homo ofc

Just gonna finish cutting so I get the lean "help me I'm starving"-cheeks, then I'll rock the clean shave.

based glow

take the neckpill pls

Short trimmed full beard is the master race, accentuates your jawline and doesn't make you look like a 12 year old like any clean shaven man under 40 does

>that feel too lazy to shave

holy shit, you're right

>pat tillman
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no it cant
stop being a faggot and shave it off your face

You may not be fully convinced on /NoBeard/, but these facial grooming tips are a MUST.

>grow shitty facial hair
>goatee grows decently but cheeks grow like shit, also get neckbeard
>have to shave neckbeard every few days and the exact same small part on neck always gets razorburn
>even though i use a beard trimmer at the blade setting on my entire face, the goatee always looks thicker than the cheeks

How to avoid aggravating acne on neck? It's part dormant acne that gets aggravated, and part cut I get on my neck. No problem on my face

I keep getting pimples when I shave

Still think beards are cool? Anything beyond a stubble/short beard (5mm) belongs to soiboi culture.

Hopefully some of you beard geeks learned something today.

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> tfw never trimmed my thick ass eyebrows in my life, also get unibrow
>.always keep facial hair like this stubble level with beard trimmer

I should just shave it all off shouldn't I

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Pic rel8ed is the only acceptable facial hair. And you won't grow it because you're a pussy.

You ever think about Uncle Addie's impact on facial hair styles? No one will grow that stache anymore. It used to be common. Who else has changed moustaches like that? Nobody. Because they're not gods.

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I have a good chin and jaw so I just go permastubble

>tfw skin too sensitive to do a full shave at all without horrible razor bumps for 3 days
>stuck with 1-2 pass WTG every day
>shitty Mexican facial hair genes so patchy goatee stubble mere hours after shaving
>tfw can't into BBS

Fucking hell, I hate my facial hair.

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>girls love my beard
>have them literally running their hands through it
>last three gfs try to forbid me from shaving (not that I'd listen if I wanted to shave)
>bros at my gym tell me i have a great beards
>some retard on Jow Forums tells me to shave because he sees images of hipsters and basedboys with beards on Jow Forums

Here's a tip for you, kid. If you're actually big you'll never be associated with those losers no matter how you dress or groom yourself. Get out of dyel mode before making stupid threads like this again.

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I shave like twice a week. It's bizarre how I look horrible for 24 hours then great for like a week.

If clean shave gives you too many problems then I'd suggest a trimmer that lets you get as low as possible. I have one with an adjustable guard that can do 0.4mm, 0.8mm, 1mm, so I can get really low without dragging an electric blade across my face.

Romans in general were shaven, and pretty unique in it too. They also wore short hair so it's where we get it from.

I look like a kid without a beard so it's not going anywhere though.

shaving isn't the problem, it's shower water temperature. if you want to get rid of your pimples you at least need to end your showers with a cold water rinse. this will close your pores after they're open and cleaned out from the hot water. get the water decently hot, rinse all the soap grime off your face with vigorous hand wiping, then while your face is still in the hot water switch to cold water and continue rinsing. i haven't had pimples in a couple months because of this method.

Literally a Hollywood 1950s era stereotype. LIGHT stubble is fine

>beards are manly

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Santa Claus after cutting and shaving for summer.

I want everyone in this thread to look at this guy. Prime candidate for eyebrow trimming or threading. It will be the best

>tfw probably 10 years before I can grow this
he'd probably be more traditionally handsome without it, but i love it

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If I were you I would clean shave the beard makes you look dirty

also try using aftershave with alcohol in it, the stinging you feel kills the germs

Look everyone! We've got our first lumbersexual guest!

It will also dry out your face. the key is having a sharp razor and a smooth shaving cream. I use a safety razor and never get cuts or ingrown hair anymore.

I cant grow a beard.

thx

Nice exclamation marks. First day here from Reddit?

This.
The only negative comments I get about the beard are "you look like a terrorist".

Dat f1 driver neck

>>girls love my beard
>>have them literally running their hands through it
no, this has never happened
they'd rather run their fingers through your ass hair than your beard

how long till thicc necc

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This thread got me excited to shave. Gonna do it right now

>tfw f1 drivers underdog gigachads
>lift and run so at least ottermode
>thicc necks
>balls of steel

>tfw prone to holding water in the face even while lean AND babby face structure

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Maybe when I get braces, no fucking way im showing my deformed jaw plain.

I'm 11% bodyfat and I still have a fucking disgusting double chin that will never go away because of the card I was dealt. Do you know how much worse it is to be in shape and have a pathetic jaw than just to embrace being beta?

Well first you have to be around females, that usually helps, I've found the drunker girls get the more they want to play with my beard, but only for a short time, they usually make me shave it when we start dating

What kind of trimming you mean making it narrower top to bottom?

my routine is cleanse->shave->aftershave->moisturize

if i dont shave that day, then just cleanse->moisturize

if you dont cleanse and use a moisturizer daily you need to start

That's what's up. Wait an hour after you're done so that your skin looks less irritated then go run some errands. I guarantee you will get some looks by virtue of being clean shaven/stubble in a beard-saturated society.

>all these betas trying to defend having shit beard genes

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I'm not fucking bugenhagen dude. That is top tier aryan genetics.

>Zyzz didn't have a beard
>Scooby didn't have a beard
>Piano man didn't have a beard

Piano man had did intermittent bearding.
Scooby would look much better with a beard, his long horseface and weak jaw makes him look sóy as fuck

have to agree, a little stubble is good for definition and women like the sensation over bristles.

That feel when beards and tattoos have been appropriated and the only way to be rebellious is through neoconservativism but then nobody appreciates your ironic conformity and you feel like another brick in the wall.
Is there any subculture still pure and untainted for us real individuals to signal our difference and make the sheep feel bad?

>Is there any subculture still pure and untainted for us real individuals to signal our difference and make the sheep feel bad?
donald trump supporters

you're a good looking man, user... I think you could do with a bit longer hair style with a side part tho. no homo

no

When I had above 20% bodyfat shaving my chin would just reveal another chin :(. But now I'm actually around 16% I've started shaving again, and the reactions are pretty damn good.