Why does Jow Forums hate Planet Fitness? I pay 21.99 a month. Cheap. Has weights you need. Hot girls...

Why does Jow Forums hate Planet Fitness? I pay 21.99 a month. Cheap. Has weights you need. Hot girls. Hot showers And friendly people. No uggo
meatheads anywhere

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>Hot showers

dropped

$22 a month? I thought it was like $10

>has weights u need.

They don't have a fucking bench press. They only have smith machines.

>smith machines
>weights u need

I'm a black card member. Forgot to say on op

Seems like a great starter gym. They seem to place them in inconvenient locations though.

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Don't forget all the free pizza and bagels you can eat.

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>I'm a black card member.
They charge nigger twice as much?

Because Planet Fitness is for 4 groups of people:
1. Fatasses.
>all machines are designed to be low intensity
>very little in the way of actual weights to lift
>"lunk alarms" and "judgement-free zones" there to keep fatties from realizing that their workouts are shit
>free food given out which would completely invalidate any exercise done for the purpose of burning calories
2. Cardio bunnies.
>cardio machines everywhere
3. Travelers.
>locations across the country
>membership in one place works in another
>meme workout is better than no workout
4. Homeless people.
>free food
>showers
>24/7 access
>cheap
>some locations even offer haircuts for a bit extra

Jow Forums doesn't approve of them because we don't fit into their target demographics but unlike say a shitty hotel gym which is just generally unsuitable for the purposes of strength training, PF's marketing both mocks fit people as grunting meatheads, it also celebrates mediocrity.

I really don't think PF would catch ANY flak from Jow Forums if their marketing was more focused on their role as an upscale homeless shelter.

I no you're not talking shit about my company, pussy.
I would fucking demolish you.
Post an email where I can contact you.
I'll fly you out here and break your teeth in.
Your crying will sound the alarm.
Little bitch.
I kill people like you in my vacations to shithole subhuman countries.
You're worth nothing.

kek

Holy Jesus, I didn't know some offered haircuts. What a time to be alive.

It's not bad.
If you are a serious body builder it is no good, but for the average joe it is an affordable option.
The only gyms around me are 30+ dollars a month.
A planet fitness is about to open near me and it is a lot cheaper at 10$ a month.

That's pretty cool. Always wanted to have a haircut somewhere I could get a shower.

>gold's gym across the street from me is $15 a month and has less uggos

As is the right thing to do

>hey lets leave all the pizzas out here uncovered so they can get cold and nasty

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Let's not kid ourselves user, the fatos who go to Planet Fitness for pizza day would eat it off the fucking floor if they had to.

>$22 a month

What overpriced shithole town do you live in? The PlanetFatness in my town is $10 per month. My gym, which lets me actually lift, is only $35 a month.

Disgusting. Though I do like a good pizza.
That reminds me, is it true that Americans usually buy a singe (large) pizza and share it?
In Europe we tend to order a pizza per person. Sharing a pizza seems weird.

Not op, I have to go to Planet Fitness at 2-4am since its the cleanest gym and no Manlets hogging all the weights at that time frame. My old gym had a serious outbreak of hand foot disease. I pay $21.99 as well for the hydro bed

True unless offered by the giant slice for purchase. Cheaper that way.

I only go to planet fitness because it's cheap. I hate it though. Four benches, literally only four benches and mother fuckers will literally sit down at them and scroll through facebook. Fucking faggots.

>out for a walk
>in-between gyms
>see a planet fitness, wonder if the memes are true
>open door
>I was greeted by one of the most sѹ of boys
>white, tattoos, hungry skelly, problem glasses and earrings
>well at least one of the memes is true
>ask it is true that deadlifts aren't allowed
>it nods apprehensively

there is no reason for you to be alive, if you don't do deadlift

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Yes. Though many places have a "personal" size pizza, or sell pizza by the slice out of large pizzas.

This is why pizzas with half one set of toppings and the other half a different set are popular. If we're sharing a pizza, I might get half pepperoni, sausage, and green peppers, and you might get something totally gay on the other half.

Really conflicted, I really don't want to go to PLNT, but the closest gym is a Golds and it's shit. All the weights and equipment are rusted and old and they still want to charge full membership prices.

Other than that LA Fitness is 3 miles away and Lifetime is even further.

What should I do Jow Forums because I can deal with pizza...

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Hello my fellow pizza autism brother.

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>some locations even offer haircuts for a bit extra

For real? What the fuck hahaa.

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How the fuck does the haircut thing work? I'm in the military so haircuts everweek, but I'm stationed not near a big base so it's close to $20 a week for something decent.

Hello brother, I hope you are having a good day

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>$20 a week

how is this possible considering military style haircuts take 5 minutes at most?

>uggo
back to kpg

holy shit it's real
I thought the free pizza at gym thing was a joke
only in america

>20 a week on haircuts
Dude, just buy some fucking 30$ clippers and shave your own head.

Why not just buy a decent pair of clippers and shave it yourself if you're just going to be buzzing the whole thing off?

Because I don't want to look like an idiot boot.
I go for the medium fade all the way. Near base its like $6 a cut here its $20 if I can find a place with a discount and they fuck up half the time

3 miles is like a 15 minute bikeride at a casual pace, just get your cardio in that way

I woulda kept my PF membership but the showers were right across toilet stalls

Like what the fuck
also Gold's Gym is just about as cheap

planet twinkness is right across the street from me.

mine is tiny and packed with treadmills, but at 11 pm at night everything is available. only heard the lunk alarm go off once and is manually set off. Most of the employees don't really care.

Biggest problem is there are no barbells. Benching on a smith sucks.

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