Good afternoon, Jow Forums. My name is Dr Normie and I'll be your therapist today. So tell me...

Good afternoon, Jow Forums. My name is Dr Normie and I'll be your therapist today. So tell me, what seems to be the problem?

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Fuckingg normies that's what

I am a loser on genetic level.
Please fix that, won't you?
Oh why, you can't?
Well guess you have 1 client less then.
Nice afternoon

Why do you hate "normies", user?

I'm sure that's not true, user. I bet you have lots of great qualities.

I don't hate normies I despise them

Well Doctor let me put this to you in a simples way possible.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GTFO my board

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Why do you want me to leave, user?

On what basis can you make such an assumption about a stranger Dr.Normie?
(p.s. ...most psychotherapist aren't docs, only few psychiatrists also have psychotherapy license)

I have come to known myself for over 3 decades now, don't you think I am my own best judge?
Don't you think I wouldn't have taken advantages of my great qualities if they were existing?

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It sounds like you have low self-esteem, user. That's not healthy. Why don't you take a piece of paper and write down five things you like about yourself?

Ok....typical task, but because it's on the internet I can bee myself and write down whatever I want.

1. All of my senses are working
2. I have 4 working limbs
3. I have no organ problems
4. I am not easily manipulable
5. I am emotionally not completely dead yet, needs the right triggers though e.g. music

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I bet you could make an even longer list.

I'm resentful about the fact that I go to school for something I hate, work an internship I hate, which will lead into a job I hate. I cannot see myself as a fully functional adult and don't really plan to live past 30.
I despise the fact that I was a latchkey kid, both me and my older brother were, and yet somehow I've managed to live in his shadow. He was and is the epitome of greatness. Intelligent, motivated, athletic, charismatic, good looking, and I was and am his anti-thesis. Stupid, lazy, delinquent, awkward, raggedy looking. Even the times I did pursue my creativity and succeed, it was overshadowed by my brother's football games or his academic achievements or his social success.
I hate most people I see. It's not women or minorities or normies or whatever. It's just people, all people. I'm spiteful about their happiness because it's something I can't fathom or understand. I'm spiteful about their mannerisms, their behaviors, their actions, how they all fit into the puzzle so nearly. I can find something in a person that I loathe regardless of who it is. Someone that's close to me, someone that isn't. A male, a female. White, black, Asian, Hispanic, purple, green, yellow. Gay, straight, tranny, some other made up Tumblr word. Nazi, liberal, Democrat, Republican, communist. Robot, normie, cyborg. There's practically no one that I can look at favorably anymore.
My mood changes rapidly and I can rarely find the motivation to do anything. I'm paranoid of other people and avoid social contact as much as I possibly can, but I still see people regularly in school and at my internship. I typically finish my bottle of benzos for anxiety three weeks after they're prescribed to me and then struggle until my next refill. There's little that I enjoy anymore.
So do you have a drug that can fix that? Because I've already tried a lot of them.

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>jus beeeee urself user :)

Let's see...*thinking hard*

No, I cannot. Self-esteem is based mainly on self-acceptance and confidence for me.
I leave social components out of the equation because they are not existing except for my mother and sister.

Let's think again....no.
I cannot name anything that I like about myself without lying.
In RL I have simply lied and wrote down arbitrary stuff on the paper to get the exercise done, because the staff wouldn't leave me alone until I have written down something.

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Good afternoon! I'm sorry to say this, but I'll be the rapist today hehe

It constantly seems like I'm in a dream. Everything around me is too loud and it hurts my head.

People hurt my head. I can flip a switch to temporarily ignore it but then I'm not actively thinking and I forget large periods of my day.

Help.

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>4. I am not easily manipulable
Perfect. That's what they want you to think.

Why don't psychologist or psychiatrist visit this place? Wouldn't that be a good source of experience for them?

It's more stubbornness, I cannot be influenced in either a good way nor a bad way.

Thus it's more a neutral quality.

I want my family to stop caring about me and my mental health even though i can barely get out of bed in the morning. wat do doc

REEEEE THIS THIS THIS AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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because they make fun of me and look down on me for being different. in short. they are all either annoying or just sreeight up meanies.

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Doctor, the voices say you're a used up old roastie and I shouldn't listen to you. Their logic seems to hold up. Care to defend yourself?

i'm ugly, refuse to form relationships which i expect is really proactive rejection issues. kind of been ghosting my friends with very few messages for about 6 months, only one still messages me, monthly. i feel like my desire to try and be a person is predicated on looking good first. i will never look good so i don't want to try.

Dr.Normie aborted the sinking ship, I repeat, Dr.Normie aborted the sinking ship.

At least Dr.Normie knows when to give up and when not.

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I have intense, consuming sexual fantasies about fucking my therapist.

I haven't given up. I think everyone here has potential

it seems that i have repressed sexuality because i dont want for others to think of me as a sexual person.

People are very, very rarely their own best judge.

Well, either way I am speaking for myself. Might be the case for normies who totally overrate themselves.

It's the case for everyone.

No, I don't overrate myself, neither do I underrate myself.

>"It's those pesky Jews..."

Believe what you want if it makes you happy, but if you have a human brain then you do not accurately assess yourself.

It makes me depressive aka depressive realism.

>So tell me, what seems to be the problem?
You havent shown your tits, thus you must leave.

all my ((friends)) abandoned me
no woman wants me
every job i worked was a disaster
even this board is full of subhumans that fling shit at eachother

This is a mindless statement. You sound like you have a serious mental issue, or you're just too dumb to articulate properly. Either way, you're wrong.

Im a physically unattractive low status male with no money that still lives with his parents, has no ambitions or plans for the future, and is incapable of functioning as an adult or handling responsibility. Also my dick is small.
Im a loser, i haven't left my house in years, i barely leave my room, i dont talk to people, i have no skills, no job, im getting older and fatter. Suicide seems nice. I have always felt i might have some undiagnosed form of autism. But i never liked self diagnoses and it would be convenient to explain away my incompetence, wouldn't it. I graduated high school, i went to community college for a bit. Then i went home and never left.
I have developed severe agoraphobia and my brain is filled with fog.
I have no idea how to break out of this place, my parents dont really seem to care. They feed me and shelter me, thats about it. I never learned how to be a competent adult.
A girl has never touched me, they dont talk to me. I feel a hollowness inside more vast than the universe

I never really had any ambitions, i like making art but i lost passion in that too. The only reason i havent killed myself is because i dislike pain. Also maybe im a narrsssist. My parents were very nice, they fed and sheltered me and never forced me to do anything. maybe thats why im a loser. But i never blame anyone but myself
I agree with buddishm the most. Life is suffering. You are born and its nothing but a nonstop ride of humliation and failure and then you die. And its even worse if you are physically or mentally ill or repulsive. And you get to live through all of that and get old and watch your loved ones get old and die too. And then finally you die. And you dont know what happens after death. No one does. Its horrifying. You become nothing, you no longer exist, there is no afterlife. You just decay and turn into dust.

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Please take this seriously: consider getting yourself a 30ml bottle of CBD oil -- at least 600mg strength. 1000mg if you can find it. Start giving yourself 3 drops under your tongue first thing in the morning, and see if your brain fog clears. CBD is NOT an intoxicant and is legal in all 50 states. Help yourself.

A mix between both in reality.
In the end my judging is based on over 3 decades of experience.
I just can only crack a smile when some people even professionals think they can somehow make any statements about my person, especially when you consider that the only information they know about me is the one that I gave them.

That's not true though. And your post really only indicates further evidence of mental instability. Other people, especially people trained to do so, can learn a lot about you without even including what you tell them. You need help, man.

>only few psychiatrists also have psychotherapy license
isn't it a crime to """treat""" people without a medical license??

no
they specialize in normalfag problems, robot issues tend to get slotted in the "well see you once every few months mr. user and I'll pretend to listen and offer platitudes"

a good therapist would understand not to take the information you give them at face value. of course in my experience that's exactly what they do.

I'm a depressive psychopath with a little dick, no one is ever going to want me, period. Hurts a lot.
I can see your pathetic normalnigger response already, dont disappoint me OP

My mother is incredibly lonely (no friends, social hobbies, in a loveless marriage) and keeps guilting me into staying at home with her (living with her and staying with her during the evenings). I love my mum, but I'm 34, she needs to have a life besides me.

because they already experienced most of the problems robots present but on irl patients
most of you have very common problems, at least for a psychiatrist, so theres not alot they would gain from visiting this place

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Thanks for posting this song, user. I really like it.

I subconsciously am contrarian towards everything and everyone to the point of driving away friends. I also can't control my mean comments.

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Psychotherapist have studied psychology + some psychotherapy advanced training to get the license, well it might differentiate between countries.

> Other people, especially people trained to do so, can learn a lot about you without even including what you tell them.

Not if it is about your experience, your history as person. Sure they can be trained to read body language, but that's it.
It's their freaking interpretation. You are selling it as like they are some sort of fortuneteller. I don't need help, because I cannot be helped.
You don't even know whether I am actually in treatment atm or not.
I am and only do continue so to get my NEETbux rolling.
I have several year long experience with psychiatrists and psychologists.
They have ever only known me superficially. Either they don't tell it to you in person, or they don't make assumptions about you as a person.
This topic is probably left to those psychoanalysts in psychoanalytical therapies.

I was born to a woman over a 40 who already had multiple older kids from her previous marriage
I grew up in a large family where getting attention from my overworked and busy parents was a competition and given that my younger siblings were born right after me I lost out a lot
I never lived up to the high standards my half siblings set, they were sports stars and valedictorians who got into top ranking universities and went on to become doctors and professors and I'm really unable to relate to them even to a basic degree.

Despite that I tried my best and ended up at a local school that was barely known pursing a degree I didn't really care about because my parents wanted me to do it and graduated with none of the skills needed in the job market. I even got into a grad school before I dropped out into a mental hospital and went full neet, got diagnosed with a personality disorder. I realized my long absence from the labour market along with never working at the same place for more than a 6 to 8 months makes me near unemployable to anyone.

I don't talk to anyone outside of my immediate family anymore and even those conversations are short affairs at best. My only "friends" exist on imageboards and they're the only place I feel comfortable on since I've been using them since I was young. I even have trouble carrying out conversations via the phone, and prefer contact to be text or email if at all.
I've accepted that I'm a broken person and will likely remain so for the rest of my life due to my choices during youth.
Such is life

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Not that user, but do you have any more information? There are some results on Amazon - could I go with one of those?

its funny how the people that could most benefit from pyschiatric help are the ones who hate it the most, for example: you

Any advice short of hiring a friend for my mum (which I have thought of, but can't afford) is appreciated.

I had this question asked in a job interview and I couldn' t answer. I asked for a think time and couldn't answer. I left...
I have to search "good qualities" online

The problem is that you're a goddamn Jewess.

Don't bother, they are not even impressed by standard answers you would find online such as "hard worker". I said this as the beginning of my answer in one interview and the HR woman just wrote "HW" on her sheet, zoned out and basically closed the interview without letting me finish the answer. It's one of those bullshit questions where you have to pass yourself off as an unique, funny, Superman Chad to even get considered for the position.