Post true stories that will make robots jealous

I love that envious feeling when a "robot" posts. It kind of makes me want to do something about it.

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I once asked a girl out. She said no, but having asked her is an accomplishment, since I've never repeated the effort.

I got one extra tendie with my order today.

I get flirted on regulary by women including by some hot ones from time to time
to bad that id rather murder them with a chainsaw than do or date them
I want a cute batshit insane gf that wants me to give her a pacifier before she goes to sleep and that randomly attacks people with a pair of scissors

>loving the feeling of another man's words
You're a fag lol

Older ladies in public transport tend to like me. Be it in buses or trains, it's not too abnormal for them to abuse me by rubbing themselves on me, discreetly so by just touching arms to rubbing asses or tits on my body. I could even feel the hard nipples through their shirts in some cases.

I sucked a fat girls tits and came in my undies after 30 seconds

Told my first gf that I got at age 22 that I was a virgin and her response was to push me onto the couch, mount me, and start grinding on me while telling me how much she's going to corrupt me.

Just talk about having mates and not thinking about killing yourself all the time, that's me dabbed on already.

Gonna play some pool with the buddies tonight.

Have a good time with the boys.

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I inserted my peepee in a vajayjay

I went home with four different girls, all of em cute, in one week.

How old are the ladies?any anecdote?

Thats nice that your sisters drive you home from school. Im already jealous.

I have had multiple female orbiters in my life even if Ive been too stupid and oblivious to notice until long afterwards.

>Be me 18
>Graduated from HS
>Went to my first party winter last year
>Kissed, held hands, and grinded with a girl for the first time
>Fast forward 3 months
>Go-to 2 more parties
>3rd party makeout with another girl multiple times
>Go on my first ever date with a girl from tinder
>Leads nowhere
>Find another girl on tinder
>Go to her dorm
>End up losing virginity that night
>Proceed to hookup & hangout with here over the next few weeks
>She is now my current and first gf been together for about 3 months
>All of this has happened of the course of the past 9 or so months

Above 40, I think. Some around late 30s, perhaps.
No story distinguished much from one another. The place is crowded, sometimes not even enough to justify laying on others, and they keep touching or pressing against while pretending not to notice anything abnormal.

about 5 or so girls in HS told me that lots of girls like me
a few were implying that they themselves liked me but i didn't get the hint

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God dammit user. Originally if course.

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I live with my girlfriend whose company I enjoy andI have both a decent career and multiple degrees. I'm also fairly good looking.

>I have had sex with several women, I'm not sure how many because I don't count
>I have a well-paying and enjoyable job as a web developer
>I don't live with my parents
>I have a sizable circle of friends
>I was a fat neet virgin at the age of 25
It's possible to turn things around, brobots. It's never too late.

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Fucking hot mang

>17yo virgin
>dude from school throws birthdayparty outdoors
>completely wasted
>fairly attractive girl tells me she has to go pee and if I want to come with her
>"no thanks"
>later some chad tells me the girl is really into me
>"k"
>go home and play WoW
still virgin 10 years later

Couple come to mind. I can greentext any of them if interested
>Dating a mommy gf for several years
>Girl asked me out in high school and I rejected her. Eventually dated her years later
>Have MFF threesome at a party while afterwards explaining to one of the girl's beta orbiters that he will have to find a ride home without her. Eventually become close friends with him.

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