ITT: We All Live In a Medieval Village
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ITT: We All Live In a Medieval Village
BUMPING THIS THREAD FOR INTEREST OP
(OREGANO OREGON)
*still listening to "take me home, country roads" on a record player*
Thou'st choice in melody is rather strange.
(op of the last thread here, respect what you're doing here op by continuing these threads. Im planning to keep these going every day, keep up the good work)
fanatic monk reporting in
*he stops the record*
well. what song would you like to listen to?
*he browses through his record's collection*
let's see.. "Abracadabra" "Burning Love" "The Power Of Love" "Fool In The Rain" "Immigrant Song".. "Broadsword.." ooh. i think you'd like the melody "Broadsword"
youtube.com
(thanks user)
hey, monk. wanna listen to some melodies from the future with me?
Mfw king got ovethrown by two peasants and a foul doctor
>Poisons the drinking well
Nay. I despise the music of the world.
(tfw I was the Father Maltheus, the writer of the letters from Vatican and all that from last thread as well as the OP)
Heathen how dare'st you touch such a holy fountain of gods love
why do you hate music?. monk?
BUMPING THREAD OREGANO
I misprise nigg'rs
>a strange warrior from a foreign eastern nation arrives
...
where can a man go to get something to drink...?
Holy men aren't ones of reverence
Also (sneezing peasant reporting in)
can i shoot the "heathen"?
there's probably a tavern somewhere in town.
I hate music not, only that music that is of the world. I love heavenly music. Listen closely..
>youtube.com
can you hear it? The altar boys be beautifully singing Ave Maria in the chapel right now
A witch and a murderer
*screams guards*
that's beautiful.
anyway, i know of a few songs about heaven....
*he puts a record of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin on the record table
i'm not a witch, and i'm certainly no murderer.
*you receive a mysterious unnamed letter*
>Dear sire,
>Titus is the boss of them all#1210
>God bless you
*ends there*
youtube.com
(also bumping the thread)
... who's titus? *he hands the letter to to see if he can tell me who titus is*
I fear the plague doctor will not be returning from that little trip the good father sent him to
He is the OP of this town. Sire Titus OP.
i ain't gonna let the thread die,
BUMPING BREAD OREGANO
wha...?
i've never heard of anyone from the medieval ages who had "OP" as a title...
*you too receive a mysterious unnamed letter*
>Dear Sire,
>Titus is the boss of them all#1210
>God bless you too
*end of letter*
*you ponder what this could possibly mean*
Ah, I'm very sorry sire, I meant the "duke" of this town. Sorry for the mistake sire
so, what's your opinion on the song i just played?
Seek the peasants
They know'eth gossip better then I
My very bad, I had my ears plugged with bee wax as to not taint myself with the melodies of this world. I'm afraid I have to go pray in the evening vesper now, see you later my child
but it was a melody about heaven, how's that "Worldly" in any way?
Bid you well
Priest
*hurries to the monastery with haste*
*sprints after you.*
*runs inside and closes the door after him*
*he tries to break in via the window*
BUMPING ORIGINAL ORIGINALLY OREGON STATE
"Sire. There's a letter for you."
*a short messenger boy pulls you by the sleeve and hands you a letter*
>Dear sire,
>/XGNvnH
>This may be your last chance.
>God bless you
*the end*
>XGNvnH
the hell's this gibberish?
*edward walks back to where his record player is and puts another record onto it.*
youtube.com
>Sire foundeth mine semen sheath
*walks over*
*takes the player and throws it into the bonfire*
"Vanity of vanities, all is vanity"
HEY!. i was listening to that!
Thou'st art a fair maiden no longer wench
Interesting Thines music box is flammable
Perhaps fire if your weakness
who shat in the well?
Mfw tried to keep my family pure with incest
everyone's weak to fire, dumbass.
incest always leads to genetic corruption.
You failed noble
Hahhaha
>Gets a bounty out on head
Did thou'st hear of the man who shat down the well?
What kind of peasant
it's a plague, henry