The things I'd do to have a qt daughter

I have a 7 year old daughter

not if i lock her up

uwu is she qt?
post pics

did you ever cum on her when she was sleeping?

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Unironically yes I may have even gotten stiff with them in the bath before

This guy has no selfie game. You dont try to look like a fucking pedo because some pedocat will rip your bad pic and start posting pedoshit everywhere.

Did put your cock by her sleeping mouth?

the fbi are on ur ass bud

These threads physically pain me. Do guys have a biological clock, too?
t. Guy who literally dreams of having kids and then wakes up to this nightmare

What if you want a qt son to cuddle with?

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Male biological clock is more about impotence than anything. You don't have to grow the kid inside you for 9 months, you just have to cum it's cells out. So, as long as you can find a hot younger woman, no worries until you're elderly

But I want to hold my grandkids, too.

Then your IQ is too high for this place

It never mattered since we could just rape a woman to pass on our genes.

Having a Chad husband for her would be great. A nigger though, I would disown her.

I just want a son so I can sleep with him naked.

I think that's what everyone is assuming. I hope that's not what op was going for.

>Wake up cuddling in naked qt sons wet dream fluids

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Of course we'd both be sticky, and his body would be soft and feminine

Ah, so the trap retards have switched to pedophilia now.

Well, at least it's a break from the monotony.

The things I'd do to a qt daughter...

Whatever you do, don't think about how warm and soft her body would be cuddled under the covers with you.

That hurts, but not as bad as waking up from a dream where you're embracing your daughter and swinging her around and she calls you "papa," only to desperately try to fall back asleep while the dream is fizzling out so that you can see her again one more time, but now your adrenaline is spiked by grief and the dream's fading even faster and the reality of sensation is breaking through and erasing even your memories of her and you know it, and it finally hits you that this is reality when you forget her name and face and just lie there with the birds chirping, screaming internally.

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anyone know when do these threads show up?

oregam

You'd have to be a seriously oblivious to post a picture like that on the internet without thinking about any sort of consequences you could face.
Pretty sure the guy regretted sharing that picture less than an hour after doing so.

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How come neither of them are wearing clothes?

do you go to bed fully clothed?

It's prob some of those mentalcels who want to have children just to be able to fuck a young girl. They think they have a right to do that as they never got to fuck a young girl in their teens.

*mentalcel = mentally ill involuntary celibate whose brain got polluted by the sperm wandering back from his cock upwards as it had no escape

post her original feet

its all satire of course

After about 35 the rate of mangled sperm increases, resulting in a reduced fertility and inreased risk of ill-developed children.

not really. males dont suffer nearly as bad as females. not 1/1000000th as much even. studies indicating increased sperm defects with age consistently show statistically insignificant changes until like 70

This picture is so stupid.
Really.

The dad looks like some dunce who played in the football team and the mum is probably some thundercunt who was in all in for the looks.

Look at the dad for chrissakes, he doesn't even have any business in that photo! This guy would look for any excuse to take a picture of himself I betcha.

Then again, none of this really matters.

Also, OP

The same reason you want a cute daughter is the same reason you'll never have one

Everyone in this thread talking about their desire to diddle fucking kids should legitimately kys

Trip poster tells the truth

imagine if there were hundreds of websites dedicated to normal faggot moral fags like our self. just sitting there waiting to cater to you...sadly they dont exist so here you are on Jow Forums .org /robot9k/ ruining this board for the rest of uwith your boring faggot posts

(insert rape joke here)

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And among those things, actually interacting with a woman isn't one of them.

did you think Jow Forums was going to think "Jow Forums.org" was spam?

How bad is it when I can't tell if my fantasies are sexual in nature or not anymore?