Let's get a /momcest/ general going. Greentexts and pics are welcome, but general discussion is just fine too...

>Your mom gets incredibly drunk and tries to sound your penis

i fucking hate these threads

How did that start? Do you guys still fuck around? Gib story

bruh what tho

>tfw mom isn't attractive
>tfw no sugar mommy that'll RP incest

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There's not a whole lot to it honestly. To understand it you have to first know that my mother and I have always been close. Like probably way closer than your average mother and son and it especially increased after my dad died when I was ten. I think she sort of saw me as the man of the house after that. She was always fiercely loyal to my father and losing him took a huge toll on her. I guess I was just the most obvious choice to her to fill that space in her heart.

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>don't like mom
>she's not pretty
>still get hard when I see/read momcest porn or similar

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Honestly, it's pretty agonizing having a mom you're attracted to in my experience. It's fun, but agonizing in the sense that you'll most likey never get to fuck her, and if you're like me you probably wouldn't fuck her even if you could because the guilt/shame would drive you crazy.
Same with me and my mom. We've always been a bit abnormally close. Who initiated the relationship, you or your mom? Did she just like start sucking your dick out of the blue or was it a gradual process?

>Who initiated the relationship, you or your mom?
Honestly, we both sorta did but it was something that had built up over time. For example, I used to take her panties or bra and jerk off with them but I think she knew I was using them. Other times she'd ask me to come look at a new outfit she bought or swimsuits and she'd really accentuate her cleavage and ass for me.

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you didn't cum in them then put the panties back in her panty drawer?

What was it like the first time you guys had sex?

I was pretty nervous and kept thinking "What the fuck are we doing?" but once we started kissing and I saw her fully naked body and how horny she was, I didn't even care. She was really into it and she calmed me down and was really sweet and loving throughout everything which was a huge relief for me. I ended up cumming inside her twice and she gave me a titfuck/blowjob combo and I came in her mouth.

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Sounds fuckin comfy, user. Wish I could have something like that, but I'd probably feel too weird about it afterwards to want to go through with it anyway.

It was an experience for sure and I'm glad we went through with it. My mom and I have a wonderful relationship and we both are happy and fulfilled with what we do with each other. She's honest to God the only woman I want.

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Does that mean you plan on spending the rest of your life with her? Are you ever gunna go out and try and find a girlfriend or are you stickin' with mommy forever?

I have a story.
>I was 15 years old and a runningback in football, still an akward suicide bound weeb even back then
>always pushing myself to my limits and over training, vomit nearly every practice and when game time comes I end up too overexhausted to actually play to the best of my ability but I pushed forward
>one game I get tackled really really bad after a good run and I fuck up my arms and collarbones and my left leg and end up in a hospital
>I got crushed and trampled essentially and it was over for this season
>in the hospital the mobility of my arms is completely limited and my legs are also stuck in a position because of my hip
>my mom being a single mother was the only one there for me besides the fat nurses who ignored me
>she's this 5'4 black haired girl who had me when she was 17, forever stuck in a grunge rock phase, wearing t shirts and skinny jeans smoking at every opportunity with neck length straightened hair and make up that makes her look like a powdered corpse
>as a mom, she was the kind who still thought she was a teenager and would let me drink and smoke weed with her and was always down for going to metal concerts with me. She was like a best friend to me and also my friends, and she didn't mind that I was a loser as long as I played sports and got passing grades.
>physically she had a nice round ass which was nothing special most girls do, but she had the most perfect amount of chub on her stomach and her tits were massive and had just the right amount of sag
>there were moments in my life where she'd be so wasted she would walk around the house with nothing but boxer briefs on and shed come up and hug me and press her bare chest against me and then tease me for blushing
>for the guys that like that shit she also had just the perfect amount of armpit hair that id see when she wore sleeveless shirts.
>just generally smoking, and exactly the kind of girls I like now

It gets better

Don't have this pretyped so keep the thread alive

tfw no lewd grungey mom who walks around topless

Sure thing bud

Bump

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Ukraine here

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Any of you guys ever come across any genuine mother/son porn? I've come across one or two videos that seemed genuine, but it's hard to find vids that give you any reason to believe the pair are mother and son aside from the "real mother and son" titles.

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My mom could safely be called a milf. I grew up with a lot of people telling me how hot my mom was. And even though I can objectively see she is attractive, I have absolutely no interest in fucking her. Mom and son incest porn makes me diamonds, but I have literally zero interest in my own mom.

must hear more about punk mommy

>since I can't move my arms and I can barely move my legs she has to help with everything and its not that bad since we're so close
>she sends text messages for me on my shitty flip phone and laughs at my dorky conversations about mid 00 internet loser things
>wipes my face off and feeds me while calling me a baby and shit
>she's always in the hospital for the week I was there
>on the last day before I was to be released and sent home to heal we were talking about how its going to suck with fucked up arms in a wheel chair having to take pain killers that she would inevitably steal
>she makes a joke about how I'm not going to be able to jerk off or sit at my computer all day and I say "wait what" and it goes quiet for a solid 2 minutes and I break the silence and say "yeah it's already a problem" and she does the Stacy stifled laughter and I look at her and she smiles
>"poor you" and she places her hand on my leg and rubs it through the blanket, my face turns beet fucking red "is jacking off really that important for guys? Why don't you just get a girlfriend to do it for you"
>I raise my eye brows and stare into her crystal blue eyes as she says this and thats when I notice im rock hard and its clearly visible
>"wow dude, just wow." She stands up and leaves the hospital room but she left her personal belongings on the night stand next to the bed
>she comes back into the room with a handful of fucking wipes 10 minutes later and I'm still sort of hard but not really
>she doesnt even say a word and pulls down the blankets and my hard cock is bulging through the hospital gown
>"you cant be for real mom."
>"man I guess you really don't want a free hand job from me." And she clutches her chest and places the other hand on her knee and starts to fake cry
>she stands up again and laughs "alright okay do you want me to do this or not?"
>I just nod my head and she begins to slide up my hospital gown to my stomach revealing my legs and my semihard uncut dick

continuation gg?

Goddammit type faster I'm almost cumming

Comfy as fuckin hell goddamn

fake, and not even creative enough to get me off
kys

This is obviously creative writing

>"sort of looks like your dads dick. That was a good dick." (Mine was nothing special just 6 inches or so at the time and thick enough to grip with your whole hand)
>this was the kind of dialogue I was used to hearing but usually about other people and when she was drunk
>but now shes sober and I'm she's about to rub one out or me with a clear mind and I'm both freaked out and thinking of the possibilities and what this means for the future
>she pokes at it for a few seconds and then grabs it with a bare hand and strokes it, it shoots up in erect stance and she blushes
>she grabs it with one of the wipes and pulls down peeling back the foreskin as I wince in pleasure
>she sensually strokes back up before shrugging and throwing the wipe in hand to the side and starts to stroke at a normal pace down the entire body of my dick and to the tip of it
>she does this for a solid minute as I try not to look at her, focusing on the ceiling trying hard not to cum prematurely.
>"user, look at this."
>I turn to her as she continues stroking and stops and pulls off her shirt. She was wearing a black sports bra which pressed into her skin. She pulled that up revealing her massive tits with pink nipples and wide areola.
>"you've seen these before I'm pretty sure."
>she smiles at me and continues to jerk me off, and with her other hand she unbuttons and unzippers her jeans and pulls them off slightly to the point where I could see her panties and chubby thighs causing them to wedgie
>I was almost going to reach my breaking point until she suddenly stopped and gave me this funny tilted head puppy look.
>"am I really going to do this?"
>"yeah I think you are"
>she laughed and then hoisted herself on top of the hospital bed, with my knees between her legs she lowered her breast and head over my chest and leaned forward planting a kiss on my cheek, then she sat up right and then on her feet over me and quickly removed her panties
Big brains itt

>her pussy had a bit of scraggly hair on it but it wasnt a minge, obviously shaved a few days ago with the hair growing back in sort of look, but it was the kind of pussy that was obviously worn but didnt have the beef rags
>she planted herself down on my legs again and I winced in pain since she just slammed onto me.
>"wow I'm totally going to regret this, but at least I can say I did it."
>she moved her body and sat with her legs spread on top of my crotch and grabbed at my dick aligning it with her pussy. She began to slide along with her eyes closed and her hands planted on my chest
>my eyes couldn't have been moved from her boobs, they were locked on to them as they jiggled and swayed
>she eventually stopped and then lifted herself up just enough to try and insert
"You're going to have to tell me when you cum so I can slide off. We aren't from Alabama now."
>"if you fuck up it shouldn't be hard to get a plan b but dont use that as a free pass to be a dick and cum inside." She winked and slimed and thats when I lost my virginity.
>mom slammed down onto my injured hips a dozen times as I moaned in both pain and pleasure until she realized it must be hurting and pressed her body and tits onto me, rubbing against me as she rocked her hips back and forth on my dick
>"this is fucked you know that"
>she grunted out as she fucked my motionless body "you should be grateful, you're one of the 70 guys who got to fuck this pussy." And then she laughed as she got up and turbed around to reverse cowgirl.
>her asshole had this really dark ring around it and was obviously shaved, her round ass had some stretch marks but it only made it better for me.
>I was on the brink of coming and her moans picked up.
>I shot a held in 8 day load directly inside of her with warning as she pressed hard down on me. She got up and took the wipes to wipe her pussy and got redressed before licking my dick clean and replacing the gown and blanket.

Got more lol.

Oh damn, this sounds hot as fuck. Keep going user.

moar, user-sama

>we didn't talk about it until 4 hours later, she spent the time watching tv while i lay motionless staring at the ceiling
>she picked conversation back up by saying that this was a one time thing and commenting on the television show
>things were normal and when we were home it was even better than normal, she helped even more and gave lots of random affection.
>by this point a guy would be coming over to lay her or give her free shit but no one did
>days passed and one day while I was sitting in my dark,room watching shitty television movies she came into my room with a tank top and panties on and asked if I wanted a blowjob because "I didnt get one in the hospital"
>I reluctantly agree she approached the edge of my bed and pulled down my basketball shorts quickly. She rubbed my cock through my boxers. I wasn't really expecting this but I was so tired I didn't think twice about it as my pulled off her shirt and yanked my dick out of my underwear and began to blow
>she sucked hard and since I wasn't that big and she was a slut she easily got my entire dick down her throat and wad able to easily lick it around as she bobbed ber head up and down
>I was engulfed in pleasure and shot another huge load down her throat
>she blushed and giggled when she stepped away and left without saying a word
>every few days during my homeschooled and broken bone stage shed come in and ride me and suck me off. Eventually i got my leg cast taken off, and its where the real fun picked up. She was super excited the day it happened and on the way to the hospital to get it removed she was rubbing my leg with her free hand the entire drive.
>as soon as we got home I wanted to walk my dog to get back into the whole walking thing, she stepped in front of me and knelt down and quickly removed my sweatpants and boxers
>"now that you can stand you can finally fuck my brains my brain out user. Your mommy has been waiting for this."

Sounds like your mom is just a trashy whore that gave so many sexual favors one for her son is another day at the carousel

got any pics of yer mum?

this. post pics even with face crossed out

>sex with my mom was normal at this point and she had only been having sex with me, but the whole "mommys fucking you and you can't do anything about it" got boring for her and she explained that she wanted me to fuck her and there was nothing she could do about it.
>"I want you to fuck my face, and say all this shit about how you're fucking your moms face. It will be hot and I won't bite." It was stuttered with laughter and embarrassed chokes and blushing
>she stroked my dick to get it hard and I shuffled forward as she opened her mouth wide open, her lips locked around my dick and I began to awkwardly thrust my hips back and forth with nothing to balance on
>apparently it was a bit much because she was choking up spit and her black eye makeup began to tear
>she choked a bit as I spat out obscenity at her "so much of a slut and a whore that you've become addicted to your sons teenage dick. So used up nobody but your son could possibly love you." She began to finger her then waxxed bald pussy and as whole with both hands.
>I took up this opportunity to tell her to bend over a table in the living room, she got up and oblidged after licking her fingers
>"you're so mean to your mother user! I gave birth to you and you're treating me like an absolute fuck doll."
>I awkwardly prodded her crotch as she was bent over and then placed it right at her bruise looking asshole
>"you're a whore of a mother and since dads gone I'm going to have to be the man of the house and put you her in your place" how obviously forced and awkward it was
>my dick covered in her mucus and globs of spit quickly slid into her tight asshole and the akward thrusting began there again. It felt a lot different from her pussy and in a good way.
>I stretched it wide and practically beat it worse than it was before
>"how could you fuck your own mothers ass as her only son!"
>I pulled out and coated her pale ass and back in thick streams of cum. We showered together after where she blew me.

>I fucked my mom anally and vaginally regularly, and after a few more months my arms cast and braces came off I gained full mobility of my arms and the entire game changed
>I turned 16 and was able to regain the muscle I lost during the sedentary stage and I also remained homeschooled so I was always with her. Since she was short I was able to pick her up and throw her around
>she had me do things like fuck her ass with handled 9 inch dildos as hard as I could and spank her full force with paddles
>she also regularly assumed the dominant role forcing me to sit under her smelly ass after a work out and eat her while she sucked me dry and repeatedly denied my orgasm until I properly serviced her and multiple times
>when I was 17 it got so bad she would randomly pull me to the bathrooms in restaurants so I could fuck her
>she wanted me to randomly grab her ass and tits in public while I called her mom and she called me son
>during a movie with a few scattered people here and there she rode me and when I came she said "good sons don't cum in their mothers" loud enough for a group to get up from their seats and depart.
>there wasn't a day where she wouldn't pull something. Her addictive personality had her doing more drugs and having more sex with me and other men than ever before.
>when I was 22 it continued and she was fired from her job for being caught with heroin. I tried to help her but her hard headedness caused her to reject this
>the affection and love I once felt was now just lust as she wanted to constantly fuck and shoot up with me
>I moved out at 24 once she started up meth and the men she brought around to share got more and more riddled with tattoos or disfiguration
>haven't seen her since but the picture of her in my head has forever remained a tweaker covered in tattoos with sagging skin and patchy hair