How many dorm orgies did you go to in college?

Oh, right, I'm the retard because everything I post doesn't require posting a variant of the word "original" because I'm fucking creative with my posts. Stay jelly.

>imagine finding a video of your mom schlicking and vibing herself while dad filmed and masturbated to it showing his big penor that you didn't inherit

It still haunts me user. It haunts me bad. ;_; Mostly because I didn't inherit large penis genes but goddamn that fat bitch went to town on herself. Christ.

newfag retard get the fuck off my board

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This reminds me of the /b/ thread with the fat ginger with a micro dick, an average-looking girl, and two other dudes taking nude pictures together.
Somebody post the fucking screencap.

when I was in a dorm I constantly sat in my room depressed playing games or watching anime. I never even went to the kitchen or even any common area.
in my apartment I still didn't leave my room or go to any common area.

>you dont know have to spell
Congrats you played yourself

Is that the best you can come up with - what a fucking brainlet.

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THAT!?

Just imagine if they have kids and their kids see come across it one day on the internet.

Never heard of any orgies, and I went to Chad State University (ASU).

I did hear people fucking all the time though. I fucked 4 girls in my freshman year in the dorms.

t. goblino aborrecible

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Whatever, hypocrite.

Crawl back to whatever normie social media hellhole you came from you dummy. Only a retard like yourself could be so arrogant and so wrong at the same time.

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The same thing can be said about you, you idiot.

I did not have intercourse with any fellow students during my time. Was too busy studying math

>I didn't have sex because I was too busy studying!

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and those who had orgies and sex ended up being top-level managers and CEOs

Commuted to state university.
Had to go to a shitty satellite campus because poor.
As soon as class finished, I got the fuck out of there, so I didn't end up mugged or shot.
People assume I have similar experiences as them at college.

My dorm was like 90% Chinese dudes there as exchange students. I did hook up with a few girls that lived there, but nothing really that memorable. I never really enjoyed being in college.

i'm sure they happened at my school. i'm also that the type of people having them were ones i wouldnt want to associate with.
>t. fratboy slim

i am not sure why but i always thought dorm sex stories just memes. Smth that happens once in a blue moon but they become part of the college culture and everyone talks about them even though 99% have never seen or heard of those from someone first-hand. How wrong am I?

orgies are kinda gay

I'm degenerate enough that I'd actually go to one, but every time we floated the idea it seemed like nobody wanted to do it.

Nigga, I went on a STEM campus and I still dont know what a woman is.

>46293198
I went to university for 2 years.

Learned about Certificates for IT. Got those, Started working for Microsoft as a Temp staff "PC tech support" Which was really just a Mover who moved IT equipment took inventory and set it up. did for that 2 months.

Started working maintaining Xbox livre and 4 years later am now working as a IT Security Specialist.

In all thhat time i went to ONE party, of random people, at a house not a dorm, we drank and smokekd and had fun.

I asked so many girls out and got so many numbers, And than i never called them because i hhad no idea how to actually date them and or what to do.

:( IM a very attractive person i have been told but would gladly give up EVERY single women i could sleep with for a QT misaki chan gf :( WHYYTYYY!!!! this is why i want to go to japan so bad, Why no NEET GF for me to hug and cuddle with :(

I went to them all the time, but there were no girls it was just guys

none in collage but 3 in elementary school

All of those people look at least 30

it's called being a fucking loser, welcome to my life.
now fuck off and leave me alone.

Do people really do that in dorms? Never heard about that before.

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yea robots, this doesnt happen.

i just graduated like a month ago, went to parties just about every weekend. smoked, drank, active sex life, pretty sociable for a weird dude that browses Jow Forums.
and I can gurantee you this is not as common as you think. people really dont even have as much sex as you robots would like to think. I've heard of a couple three way stories, and quite a few drunken hookups, but orgies is a little ridiculous.
yall fools glamorize the life you arent having, it traps you into a nice depressed bubble

pro tip: no single guy was having loads of free pussy thrown at them around every corner. most horny fools went searching hard for that poon, and it only came once and a while

the resemblance ls uncanny

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fuckin kek, how you doin marla

Was too busy raiding ICC. I don't regret it, the people I raided with I play vidya with to this day.

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