I just went on a double date with my friend and two girls he picked up.
He's currently in the other room having a threesome with both of them.
Seriously, I've never wanted to kill myself so bad...
Getting fit is a fucking meme. The face makes or breaks you.
Please just shoot me fucking dead...
lol this cant be real
It’s not even like it’s anything new. He’s the biggest fucking Chad I’ve ever seen.
He always pulls stuff like that.
He tried several times to set me up with girls he knows but they only have eyes for him.
And today it happened again, except he’s having a threesome and I am next to them in the other room.
That sucks man. Just keep trying. Take notes. You are gonna fail before you get better. Being chad is not just a physical thing it's a mental one too. I'm still working on the mental one so I have no real answers for you. Sorry
Just leave
So did they ignore you during the date?
Have you considered going in the room, maybe they'll let you join. Try it and post results
>He tried several times to set me up with girls he knows but they only have eyes for him.
stop taking his offers. Get tender. Find your own girls. Don't let them meet him until you've made them orgasm.
Mate, I’ve tried for years with girls. I actually have a list. 49 girls have rejected me so far. 0 girls liked me.
There ain’t much left I need to figure out.
I have nowhere else to go, I live with him.
Actually not. I thought it was going decently and afterwards we watched a movie where I had my arm around her.
Whatever ...
>Tinder
Tried that. I swiped right on like 90% of the girls. Did that for like a full week. I must’ve swiped over 1000 girls right.
0 matches.
Maybe your friend is using you. Do you pay for a lot of things for him. Who paid on the date
Think about it, two girls see what they believe is their perfect guy and then they meet you who expect to have one of them as a freebie.
You might not realize it, but you just made these two girls go wilder for your friend than you ever realized. You appeared as a starving man with nothing while he was a rich man with everything. You were set up to lose, knowingly or not.
Its not personal, learn from it and move on. You'll make it one day.
Don't hate the guy you should be loving him. Be around him and observe his mannerisms as much as possible. Shouldn't hate being around people that can get women man, just take notes and you'll be the one having three ways soon.
Maybe you’re just fucking ugly
If anything, it’s the opposite. He’s the richfag, not me. So most of the time, he pays.
He’s a good friend and only has good intentions.
I am
projection
get in your car and hit the fucking backroads /o/tist style. thats always makes me feel better
post face and we will tell you how to become a 6/10. Almost all men can reach 6/10 through looksmaxxing save for deformeds
How is what I said in any way projection? (Wasn't the ugly comment). Would you rather be around a bunch of fucking losers that don't do shit, or have someone that is literally bringing women around you and higher on the societal ladder. Get over your insecurities and work harder on yourself or stop bitching on the internet.
You can't be poor, ugly AND boring at the same time and expect girls to like you, fix your shit you fucking moron
Improve yourself, get a good job, strive to make money, get some plastic surgery to improve your shitty face, always have a top tier haircut and beard style that fits you (or the cleanest shave possible), wear top tier clothes, mimick chads behavior (but never stop being a good person)
Stop being sorry for yourself, motherfucker, and actually do something because you CAN, who gives a shit if it's not easy? Everything is better than situations like this one
fuck user that unironically hurts to read. I hope this is not some cuck LARP...
Post face I want to see how ugly you are so I can compare yours to mine and determine if I need to kill myself right now.
Something doesn't add up man. I think your
friend is being a piece of shit to you someway.
My theory is that he obviously has good rapport with these women before they ever meet you. He probably talks to them about you too. Then he takes them out on a "double date" to make himself look great compared to you in comparison.
If I were you I'd try to finesse one of those girls away from him while they're in the act. Just walk in there in your underwear and start rubbing on one. If he's really your friend trying to hook you up like he says then he'd let it happen. If he's a piece of shit with an ulterior motive then you'd force his hand to tell you to fuck off.
Moving forward, do not ask for his help ever again. He's obviously vetting these girls before he introduces them to you.
Honestly, you've got nothing to lose. Take your clothes off, put a condom on and just walk into the room ready to fuck all three of them.
I wish I was larping.
Pic related, a tear rolling down my cheek.
Seriously, my life is so fucked. I fuck everything up.
Wish I was dead
Man, he met the one girl yesterday. We were even together at that moment when we met her.
And the other girl that was supposed to be mine was completely new, we met her today.
Trust me, he only means well. It’s not his fault, it’s mine.
Jesus user wtf, stop being a little bitch.
Ps, you look like an ugly pajeet.
M8 i am ugly
I’m not pajeet but still ugly
Post friend
Excellent post. It's a rigged scenario from the start, in your "friend's" favor.
Never accept a blind date offer in a group setting. It's always the asshole coupled people trying to scrounge their miserable single friends together and awkwardly force them to engage each other.
Happened to me just the other week. I was the (2n+1) wheel and a few stops later they force this hairy fat girl on me. I have a six pack god damn it. These people aren't trying to help you, they are trying to force two random single people together and laugh at the awkwardness. If they really gave a fuck about hooking you up they'd actually try to find someone you match with.
Stop being a faggot and post face pls
Also if I were you go out and go to a bowling alley have some fun! Maybe meet a qt
>the other girl was supposed to be mine
That's not how any of this works. The old "hey, you get a random single friend and I get a random single friend" double date bullshit is a fucked concept. All the while the two people that proposed the date already like each other enough to date in the first place.
He doesn't mean well. He's a fucking moron.
On one hand if he was a True Bro, he'd make sure you'd get involved. But he's also probably not a saint; how hard did you try to get into the action?
Listen here OP, if you don't walk in the room in your underwear OR leave the house, then you LOSE.
Fix the acne on your face and you are one worthless piece of shit if you're crying over some trashy whoreish piece of shit you just met FUCKING YESTERDAY. Either get a dildo for self pleasing or fucking kill yourself right now. You'll obviously never be able to have a relationship with how emotionally fragile you are, imagine this cuck getting cheated on by a girl he knew for months. You'd be the next Elliot Rogers.
Doesn't sound like a good friend, he cucked you.
Post face and body and I'll help your physique and give tips then throw you some game tips too. I am personal trainer chad who fucks
I’m not crying over this thot. I’m crying over the fact how fucked my life is, you have no idea.
She’s the 49th bitch who rejected me, while 0 girls ever liked me. What do you think how this makes me feel being so undesirable?
And apart from that my life is ruined too. I fucked up my future with my stupidity.
There is no fixing my situation. I’ve tried and tried, again and again.
>Don't let them meet him until you've made them orgasm.
This
I had the same problem with a friend of mine, except he also had the same problem with me. When ever one of us was interested in a chick, she’d fall head over heels for the other guy even though neither of us tried to steal chicks.
My other advice is lots of alcohol, not to the point you and girls can’t form sentences, but to the point where there’s less inhibitions and more honesty. It makes flirting far less awkward, and actually fun
49? That’s all?
taking a pic of a tear rolling down your cheek lmfao what is this 2008 go listen to linken park you literal homogay
Yeah dude OP unknowingly helped out his boy. Hopefully your friend will realise this and return the favor. Its not your buddies fault the girls didn’t like you. Always stand by your boys because they will always be there for you, never let some thots tear apart your friendship.
Seriously, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Get rid of that fucking list of 49 girls, who cares. There's plenty of time to improve, but don't waste it sulking.
I've probably failed with close to the same amount OP. It's a mental thing like I said. I basically either realized you either give up and kill yourself or keep trying. Which do you prefer?
Such a good thread.
Sorry OP. You'll always be in this position when he's around. Distance yourself, chat up chicks on your own, get laid.
How does this situation unfold OP? You all are watching movies, cuddling, then what?
I've been the third wheel a lot too op I get your pain. Don't take date offers from him from now on. Talk with him but make some space between you and him. If he really wanted you to pair up with one of the girls he won't be fucking her right now. It's clear he established interest in her earlier and make a move as soon as he could. He didn't wait to let you try. So he is basically teasing you with options that were never available to you. He may not be doing it intentionally though. Some guys hit on every girl in a room without thought to who it hurts.
Here's a news flash; it's not about the face or body. Girls just don't want to hook up with an unconfident crying manbaby.
I feel this OP. I am so despondent at this point I don't believe I will ever get a girl to like me.
I guess we just have to accept it and move on with different type of goals until we can blow our heads off at 30 something
>I am so despondent at this point I don't believe I will ever get a girl to like me.
Literally me. If a girl actually showed interest I would think she is just being polite or joking.
>49 girls have rejected me so far. 0 girls liked me.
I don't believe you are fit.
Post OHP/BP/SQUAT/DEADLIFT
Stop rolling around in self-pity for starters
>have had a handful of girls like me
>ruin it with bad autism
Why can't I be fucking normal?
kek
>tfw there are inb4 they're whores
>fucking idiot, what do you think normal women are? You can get the suck like the Chad in OPs obituary just by being ripped, a bit of booze, and an asshole. Normal women are cheaper and dirtier than top quality whores.
>I know which I'd spend my money on to get the actual kind of women I want.
why are you still there?
if this is not a larp you need to just leave, wtf...
if it is at home then go to bed and stfu
Go do some cardio to cool off, user.
Then just worry about getting girls yourself.
>49 girls
Get to 100 then come back.
If that doesn't work then focus on what you can control, yourself.
Make money and get a prostitute on the reg.
Now there are some people who are a net-loss on everyone despite their+everyone else's effort, they should just go hermit mode or kts.
Chances are though you're not one of those people. You just need to realise you're standards are unrealistic and settle for what you can get atm.
>My other advice is lots of alcohol, not to the point you and girls can’t form sentences, but to the point where there’s less inhibitions and more honesty. It makes flirting far less awkward, and actually fun
Legally speaking that's rape.
I don't agree with it, but that's what the law says.
Be careful out there sub-7/10 lads.
Or maybe he's being the best bro and showing him that if OP continues to be a pussy all his life this is the result.
Go for what you want or it wont just be the girl you're interested in getting fucked OP.
Try again then you fag. The only way one can truly lose is to give up and stop trying. And don't half ass it either, if you keep trying long and hard enough eventually you'll fucking make it.
>why are you still there?
Just to suffer?
No it isn't. He didn't say incoherently drunk. American law has not progressed to the point where a woman can say she was raped because she was merely drunk. You have to prove inability to consent i.e. you're drugged or passed out.
If he was being a bro he wouldn't have taken both into his room. He's not showing selfless behavior towards op so no reason to think he's a bro.
m8 you're wrong.
Anyone under the influence CANNOT consent. Doesn't matter if they were tipsy or blacked-out.
They were in an "altered state of mind" so they "weren't thinking like themselves".
That's what the law says, that's what SJWs will say, then the media, then it goes back to the courts.
I've literally stopped going out to parties now because the risk just isn't worth it for some skank on molly to regret it two weeks later.
if he is trying to set you up with girls, and he gets laid a lot, he would be better at sending them your way. he's def using you as the ugly friend to look even more chad by comparison. also, if you lift, stop doing gomad and just do cardio and hi reps to get cut. thats what the whore want
>not asking to join in
But at no point did OP TRY.
That's the thing, OP cucked himself. Chad did what Chads do, except this Chad TRIED to get him to ACT. He didn't, so now Chad demonstrates why he should've.
You don't go learn boxing and expect the coach not to hit you and just let you win for showing up, same here.
Sometimes being a bro means hard talk. It's clear to me that the non-friend here is OP, not Chad. And OP has done was deceitful, spiteful, and malicious fake people do, rationalize their situation so it's other people fault, try to make themselves seem like the victim, and complain like a mewling kitten.
Any wonder he struck out 49 times or whatever, even I can smell his weakness through my screen.
>the other girl was supposed to be mine
No girls are supposed to be yours, you entitled faggot. You don't just get girls for showing up.
>49th bitch who rejected me
I can see why you're being rejected
>keeps count
>calls women who reject him bitches
You haven't even asked me out, but I'm preemptively rejecting you to claim the title of 50th bitch.
Wait, I read that pasta before.
It's not the face height or frame retard. It's personality
Hey babe, Chad here. Let's go fuck in the back of my suburban and laugh at OP
Top fukn kek