You have ten seconds to explain exactly why you are alone on this Friday night?
Why are you not at the club or bar picking up hot chicks to bang?
What are you doing with your lives, robots?
You have ten seconds to explain exactly why you are alone on this Friday night?
Carter Collins
Julian Butler
I don't want to do any of those things. Never have, never will.
Zachary Walker
All of my friends are either currently working, or partying.
Im just glad to be in my room in peace.
Cameron Sanchez
God, that is pathetic.
John Sullivan
Keep telling yourself that Elliot Rodger
Mason Foster
>tfw never alone on friday nights
>i work friday nights
Nolan Price
Well, you should get out and live a little, then.
Why don't your friends invite you out partying?
You're never gonna be a Chad at this rate.
Sad.
Cooper Martinez
Because I have no friends.
Don't want any, either, they're all a buncha pesky normies.
Brody Foster
Fucking loser, get a tinder and go fuck women, don't believe people who say its overrated bc they probably don't get any
Austin Jackson
probably going to ride my bike at 12am 30 miles to the airport
I ride in the dangerous areas on purpose
Levi Taylor
Clubs are just awful places full of knobheads because no one is actually there to have a good time, they're all specifically there to try and have sex. This means the men aren't your bros but your competitors and the women are just eyeing you with suspicion. The music is shite in most places too so you neither want to dance, nor can you just have a chat with your pals. Absolutely horrendous environments. There's a reason everyone drinks themselves into oblivion
Benjamin Perry
Im not 21, clubs and bars are for desperate people. Next question
Luke Myers
Fucking normalfaggotinos, where do u guys think you are?
Noah Phillips
Why can't some people just get it in to their heads that not everyone is as social as they are. Not everyone thinks going to a bar/club is fun, or "living a little". What works for you doesn't work for everyone.
Leo Murphy
> Trolling robots by pretending to be a turbo-normie on a Friday night instead of going out and being a Chad
God, you're even more pathetic.
Michael Jenkins
>Fucking loser
Subjective, but correct.
>get a tinder and go fuck women
I'm not really interested in sex.
>don't believe people who say its overrated
Yeah, I'm sure it's great.
Aaron Fisher
wageslaving it tonight senpai.
someones gotta pay for u neets.
Camden Morris
I have zero dollars until sunday (I know we have a weird payroll thing) and my radiator is faulty, so Im looking for a ride to a show a few miles away from my house... theres a few kegs and women... but history shows Ill probably spend more time in the pit, at the grill or by the keg than talking to females...
so for the meantime Im drinking whatever beers are scattered around here and waiting for some faggot to pick me up
Camden Peterson
im on my way to pick u up and your calling me a faggot?fuck .you.
no grill,keg or pit for u.
Eli Ward
>Voluntarily going to a dirty, sweltering, cramped place full of horny, intoxicated human trash mindlessly flailing to the sound of terrible music
Worthy pursuit kek
Gabriel Morris
Okay user I know what's wrong with you now, you are just depressed. I know this will be hard for you but force yourself to talk to someone at like a club or whatever, this will help I promise.
Hudson Richardson
>Okay user I know what's wrong with you now, you are just depressed.
Yes, I am aware of this, I am also on medication for it.
Inb4 >jew drugs Xd.
>force yourself to talk to someone at like a club or whatever
I don't have many issues with social anxiety, I can converse like a normal human.
The reason I don't like being social is because I don't enjoy it.
To me, it's really boring, I get nothing out of it and it's a bad way to waste time. I can have more fun while talking to myself.
Christian Miller
no ones even coming so quit that gay shit bitch
what a retarded thing to say
Grayson Young
No woman including my mother would love me.
William Walker
>You're never gonna be a Chad at this rate.
Chad's are born, not made.
Oliver Kelly
damn right no ones coming faggot.
lol.
Tyler Thomas
I'm working tomorrow
Isaac Young
see this is why I hatepeople user
Like everyone wants or needs help and I go to my last dollar every paycheck helping people, and my fraternity mates get by but when Im down and out, no one can even loan me a few bucks just to have some fucking decent weekend action for once
God I hate fucks
Nicholas Rodriguez
The same reasons as you. I'm shy, I don't like loud annoying places and enjoy being alone.
Isaac Powell
I can't feel happiness anymore and so if I go to a party, everyone will ignore me or will look at me with a disgusted face. Please someone end this nightmare already, why this cruelty is out reality?
Colton Thompson
NEVERMIND
Im out the door losers... see you tomorrow with my cock thoroughly sucked, still inerbriated and all around happier