Heya Jow Forums! Me again, I had an advice thread a couple days ago that went pretty alright...

what makes me want to die isn't something that's in my control so that doesn't matter. i have plenty of "good things" in my life but i don't care, i feel like shit, hate myself and want to die.
now are you going to tell me how or what

Then how the hell did your rotting brain conclude that saying such a thing would be good? I don't understand.

Why do you want to die?
It's the truth. One of my big reasons for not doing it was hurting my best friend. I couldn't bring myself to do that to her.

grr me hate women all they do is say teehee and offer advice

How do I get you to become my gf qt? Real talk what is your type and how can I become it?

why do you think? look at where we are

how do i get an original neet gf

Me? Ah, um...I-I dunno! I'm nothin' special, really!
Most of all what I want is someone to cuddle and play vidiya with...I've made my way through enough multiplayer games by my lonesome I'm sick of it!
Just cause no gf?
user, a GF won't make you happy. She really won't. You can't make someone else be responsible for your own happiness. That's not fair to either of you.
First make some female friends, get to understand women! Then look for a girl. To get female friends, try to find places where lots of girls cluster together, and just drop in to chitchat!

hey qt normalfag here, exchange nudes with me

it's not no gf
it's never ever gf
it's seeing everyone around you being able to do something you can't
it's a lifetime of isolation
it's never being good enough, always being rejected and unwanted

if you have some coping mechanism i don't know of already please do tell, otherwise give me suicide methods that don't look like suicide

>a GF won't make you happy.
That's untrue, even an online gf was more than enough to make me happy even if the only thing we did was talk a couple hours everyday.

>First make some female friends
explain how pls, madoka

No, thank you! I'm not really a sexual person.
I think you're good enough, user. You have to hold on to hope. What about your friends, and those close to you?
Real relationships are work, honestly. They're pleasant, but they're work. If you're seriously in a relationship, it can be very unpleasant too.
Just find some girls to chitchat with! Like I said, don't try to date anyone immediately. I realize where we are, but making a Tumblr isn't a horrible idea, there's quite a lot of girls on there. Obviously just avoid the aggrow SJWs and you'll be fine~

friends don't fill that void, it's something completely different how can you not understand that.
i'm done, you're useless

Sure, but friends can tide you over while you work on getting someone.
Okay, I'm sorry..

What vidya do you play? Do you happen to play Civ 5 or 6?

I'm more interested in anime girls now how do I get an anime girlfriend

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I don't!
um, my top favorites are all single player..
Super Metroid, Mother 3, Dark Souls 3
I want a coop buddy for Divinity so bad...
Wait until the VR tech gets there!

I know it might sound stupid but you should read Tsukihime's VN. Give it a try.

lmao "fem"user

Thank you for making such a comfy thread OP :-)

It's hard to find girls on tumblr when you have my interests. On top of that, I'd rather find a gf who I can spend time with irl, not just online.

Sure! I'll be here twice-weekly to help you all out

Mother 3s better than earthbound glad you agree how do we solve the problem of onions boys playing earthbound senpai?

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Divinity: Original Sin 2? If that's what you're referring to then I could be willing to be your coop buddy.

How do I get a fembot gf online? Serious question here, I'm so lonely.

What's it about?
originalcomment

I have like 4, get fucked incel

Of course! The story is precious. Is there a problem with that?
Just Divinity, I don't have 2 yet...I'd get it, it's on a sale now, but I'm strapped for cash.
Hmmm...Maybe lurk in those "ideal bf" threads and post, even if you don't meet someone's exact idea, give em a (you)

Old VN with bad art but for some reason it helped me with my suicidal thoughts and the same thing happened to other people who had different problems but still had suicidal thoughts like me. It's about a kid who suddenly gets into an accident and almost dies, but when he wakes up he finds that he can see lines everywhere, and when he traces these lines for example with a fruit knife, he can break anything. Its strong point isn't really just the story or the characters, it's very hard to explain. If you have nothing to do, try to read it and finish it. I'm pretty sure you won't regret it.

Do you have a bf op?

Nope! I'm a singlepringle.

What brings you to Jow Forums? I always wondered what possesses women to come here. Do you just get off on the abuse? Or are you just looking for that push to end it all?

Why not date a robot

Honestly, I want to help you guys. I understand some of you don't want to be helped and are gonna be mean, but that's alright. I'll help who I can.
Idk, I'd be open to the idea if I found one that I fell for!

Do you use discord?
origgggg

Yeah! I'm thinking about putting a server together, but idk...
What's yours?

Yeah I kinda get that. Most of my time here can be described more as volunteer work. Surprisingly enough, most of the robots I talk to one on one aren't that bad. Underaged, but not that bad.
I'm guessing most of serial wojackers around here don't use discord.
Bad idea

swo#5317

Yeah, a friend of mine tried that a while back. He told me it's just full of old ladies - although he could've been lying.

How do I stop ghosting people, I just get nervous and say "I'll talk to them later" but a day turns into a week and then I feel like too much of an alien to say anything.

Yeah, I know what you mean!! They just need some one on one time.
Why do you think bad idea?
sent!
Hmmm...Orchestra, maybe. A little more involved, but also prettier.

Just send them a message, no matter how much time has passed! It's a little weird, sure, but it's better than ghosting em.

Is it the kind of situation where they message you and you don't respond, or is the kind of situation where you were always the one who initiated conversation and have now stopped?

Serial stalkers, discord drama, insane levels of dependency, constant nude requests, you know the drill. It's just more trouble than it's worth and it's not even worth all that much to begin with.
Unless of course that's exactly what you're looking for, then go right the fuck ahead.

I dunno, I just think it'd be nice to have a comfy discord, like the threads but on discord...

We just said we'll try and talk more frequently, but she hasn't sent a message but I haven't been online often either.

There's nothing like that where I am, I'm in a town of maybe 100k people. Even then, I've never really taken interest in learning an instrument, and I wouldn't want to buy an expensive instrument just to suck at it and not meet new people. We have coffee shops, a library, and other basic stuff, but nothing that really stands out.

Try coffee shops and libraries, then! It'll be a little harder since they don't encourage interaction, but I believe in you user

My gf wants me to make a Tinder but I'm not sure why. I don't have any decent photos of myself either.

Have you asked her why?

>implying that i haven't already
yeah idk, there honestly just seems to be no hope for me

There is always hope, user! Look online as well, people can always move.

I have a really bad stutter and I want to off myself. This life sucks, barely any friends and no chance at getting a gf. What would you do?

I honestly think that everyone and their mother has tried online dating at this point. Also, most people I meet online live in the USA, while I'm English. Moving, whether it be in the same country or to a different one, isn't exactly easy.

Try a voice coach if it really bothers you, I would. Stuttering is usually psychosomantic, so I'm sure you can get rid of it with a good coach!
You're definitely not wrong...Any local internet dating sites around you? Or maybe try group hobbies like tabletop or something?

Nothing local, I'm not in a major city. I had a look online for group meetups in the area, but I couldn't find anything.

Hmm...Are you willing to drive over to the next town? How far is it?

I can't drive and I am not currently abl to learn to drive. There's a much bigger city about 50 miles away - I could easily take the train there, but it's no better than my city when it comes to group activities. It has a lot of clubs, bars, restaurants, theatres, etc, but that's about it.

Clubs and bars are both really good for that. Ooh, joining a theater group would be really good too. Honestly, if being with people is that important, I'd suggest moving.

Well, I think it's clear that you're not able to help me. Thanks for trying, I guess.

Fuck you OP.
You ignored me in the last thread.

Ah, sorry...Good luck, user.

How did a good person find this place

eh, it's not your fault.

wh-I did?! I'm so sorry!! What'd you say/ask?
On Jow Forums? Honestly, it's too difficult, there's no advice to be given there. Look somewhere else, and it's much easier.

no thanks. You hurt me in the last thread, I'm not gonna be ignored again.

Should we break up? I feel like I'm not even on the priority list. We don't even really spend time together anymore. I've never been on the breaking up side. What do I do?

Talk to em about it. Sit em down, tell em how you've been feeling. Talk it out before you walk it out.

I've talked to him. He ends up being cool for a day or so then going right back to it.

>femanon
You're a man, sweetie

Do you ever initiate conversation or do you rely on him to always do that?

Whats higher than quads?

No, it's never going away. Ive been to speech therapy for most of my life. Nobody is going to want someone that can barely speak.

>checked
Hmmm...If you honestly feel that way and it's not working out...Hmm. Think if you'd be happier single.

Quintuples is for 5, Sextuples for 6, Septuples for 7.

How bad is the stutter?

Actually I'm usually the one to initiate it unless he needs something
That's the thing man. I still really love him. Not sure what to do

>wasting gets on a femanon attention whoring thread

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The question you need to answer is if you'd be happier alone.

What kind of stuff does he do that makes you feel like you aren't on the priority list?
When was the last time you talked with him?

He travels for work so he'll be gone for like a week at a time, then I see him for 4 days, then he's gone again. While he's gone he doesn't really talk to me or reach out to me because he says he's busy working, which I try to respect. But when he's home he's constantly on his phone and basically ignores me. We don't do anything together really. He'll even go out with other people and leave me at home.

I've talked to him about it and he says he really loves me. He's even bought a ring. It's confusing as fuck.

Nearly every sentence.

Every sentence, not every word! I'm not saying it's no big deal, but it's definitely not as bad as it could be. Stuttering is kind of endearing, really!

It doesn't feel endearing, half of the time people look at me like I'm retarded.

You just gotta meet a girl into that~ I promise, she's out there! It's definitely a cute feature.

What's cute about it?

It gives you the type of vibe where she wants to hold you close and protect you from the world

Oh, I never thought about it like that.

Mhm! It's pretty cute, honestly.