ITT: we're all from 1945 America

Jow Forums isn't that fast, calm the fuck down.

okay oreganolio

i'm a time traveler from 2018 AMA

Oh boy I can't wait to start my first day at the glue factory

Wow I can't believe we won the war as the victors our country will surely develop and flourish into a beautiful prideful country 80 years from now.

>mfw Russia and America won but our countries are shit
>mfw Japan and Germany lost but their countries and way better off

Do we have fliying cars? Are there robots? Do commies invade America?

Werner is annoying me again with his stupid rocket jokes

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AMERICA !!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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well, there ARE flying cars, but they're highly impractical, we still use regular cars.
there's some robots, but there's no actual sentient robots... yet...
and no, commies don't invade the good ol' U S of A.
BUT
new york is attacked by terrorists in 2001.

GOOD GOLLY GOSH I HATE BLACKS. GEE WHIZZ I SURE DO.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN JESUS?! *calls cops*

Wilikers, a fire!
>*pulls alarm*
>*dies*

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>go down to lumber yard
>give foreman a strong handshake
>got a job that paid enough to raise a family, own a home, buy 5 ton car that gets 1 mile/gallon, and pay for my kid's college

All my friends are already married, most of my GI friends had dames waitin for em
All I had waitin was my ma and pop
Haven't been in the states for years, all these dames are now into some jazz you can't even dance to
GOSH DARN BUTCH GETTIN ALL THE DAMES

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We have just tested the first batch rockets and now I feel like an idiot for not believing Werner

hey, at least it isn't Nicki Minaj. music.

(oh fuck didn't mean to put a period between nicki minaj and music.
oh well. can't fix it now)

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Who is "Nicki Minaj"
Sounds like a negro name
Don't tell me she's any worse than those ones that sing about making whoopee

she's a nigger whore from the future. her music's really popular for some reason.
the future's pretty terrible....

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golly gee it sure is a sunshiney day ain't it jim?

>saw a wop in my neighborhood the other day
Well boys I think my New York is going downhill

thank god i don't live in new york!

Just made another wooden cross today and Jeb brought the kerosene, think I'm ready to give the neighbor coon the business! Wish me luck, fellas.

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I should find a dame quickly and use my GI Bill to get a nice house in Long Island or something

why not just leave new york completely and head to Boston or something?

And root for the Sox? No thanks, I'm a Brooklyn Dodgers guy!
Ah the Brooklyn Dodgers, they'll be here in Brooklyn forever

*snickers*
poor poor you, you ain't got no clue whatsoever...

Quit claiming you're a time traveler
I'll have ya send to a looney house you keep that act up
Like we won't have flying cars by 1970, give me a break

but i AM a time traveler. and we won't have flying cars by 1970.
also, the dodgers leave Brooklyn in like 1950.
they becomes the Los Angeles Dodgers.
here's a picture of one of the members of the LA Dodgers.

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*revives thread*
(oreganalio)

you there, 1940s Man?

I can not believe it but we ended the war boys. America won World War II. How about that? As you all know the victors write the score. It is going to take another 3 to 4 years to fix all the shit.

i am black guys

Can you hold a gun for your country?

I will gladly die for this cause sir !!!!!!!!!!!

anybody know how to rechamber and rebarrel this rifle I took off one of them nips? I don't got any of them puny rounds they shot at us.

>Hello my white compatriats. It feels good after all these years to finally be civilized. 60 years from now m people will be on the level of the white man and have invented flying cars and the like. Know what I'm saying? I do not require white women.

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Yes, it IS 1945 after all
Are you living under a rock?

Do any of you guys still have flash backs to when you were out in Europe? Cause whenever I hear a Car backfire I have the sudden urge to take cover and fire back

no, i'm not living under a rock sir.
was never out in Europe.
i did fight in vie- i mean, uh...

wait, how many states does the US have?

Oh user... before you lynch me you should probably know that the Walkman wasnt invented till 1979

except i'm a time traveler. so...

wait, how do you know what a walkman is, are you a time traveler too?

No, yes but they call you on the phone to try to sell things, and soon, comrade.

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we do have flying cars you autist, they're just not practical.

>tfw you come home to a freshly baked apple pie and a good old Tijuana weiner suck
Life's good fellas

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Who is this smug cat dame and why does she make me stiff
Explain, pinko

you know what else is good? this song!
youtube.com/watch?v=gFsulgiAWqI

Well gents, I gotta say I'm fixing for a little action, sweet little thing down the block got my carburetor warmed up today flouncing around in a summer dress waiting for the coach... wouldn't mind taking her down to the nickel odeon and working a couple slippery fingers under that tart's dress.

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My next door neighbour's wife is wearing his trousers and shirt, wat do?

perverted degenerate....

Yeah I know what you mean but I was stationed in Okinawa
My gal wanted to go to Chinatown and I almost fainted

what's so bad about that......?
i see nothing wrong with a gal wearing trousers and a shirt.

Now we've got a lot of things, a lot of prejudices and misunderstandings in the world right now, Who's more prejudice? The negro or the white man? Negroes, you know why?

Because we despise negroes too! Everything the white man doesn't like about negroes, negroes REALLY don't like about negroes. There's some conflagration going on with colored people right now. There's a civil war going on with colored people, and there's two sides, there's negroes and there's jiggaboos. The jiggas have got to go.

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shut your trap, nigger.
i'll blow your head off if you don't.

Is this your future music? It's actually good. Thanks for giving me something to anticipate, time machine boy.

The lass is opening up to derelicts. She may have hysteria and may start barking nonsense all night. Hope the neighbor sort things out.

well, it's from the future. but not really "my era".
the original version was released in the year 1964, and this cover version was released in 1975.
i suppose that's true...

I'm from 2075 AMA

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*pulls out a buncha records*
here's some records from the future, if anyone wants some.
youtube.com/watch?v=M7u5SdjDSQQ
youtube.com/watch?v=J9sYfIFUJgE
youtube.com/watch?v=aMkU-Qf_3N0
youtube.com/watch?v=zf2VYAtqRe0
youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
hey, far future kid, does nuclear war ever happen?

Nah, those commie chinks don't have the nuts to nuke us.

1:does Kim Jong Un get assassinated...?
2: does music become not shitty again?
3: does another 9/11 happen?
4: does the US get any new states between 2018 and 2075?
5: does slavery make a comeback?
6: not a question but could you please tell me everything you can about the far future!

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9... 11? What's that, future guy?