If you suddenly got $20k in your bank account what would you do?

Keep it saved in my high interest savings account and likely spend it in about a year or so.

Build my dream computer set up, buy a lot of onaholes and other sex toys, rent-a-whore for a weekend and film the whole thing to have as my private porn film in an apartment, save and invest the rest.

Use some of it to fund anti-aging research.

sens.org/

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Use the money as a down payment for a mortgage on a apartment

Go to south America. Live for 2 years workfree. Work as a bartender - make it stretch to 3 years. Have amazing experiences. Be free.

continue my job hunt

That guy is a joke, same with SENS

finish high school, start a trade, put 2k in crypto, buy a car, buy cheap new clothes, get braces, eye exam, invest a little, and save the rest.

Give it to my parents to help them with their mortgage.

Donate it to the federal government.

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>used car
>dental work
>new wardrobe
>phone

the rest to start a small business, I only need to earn a couple of hundred dollars a week from it.

I cant tell you the first thing to do with that kind of money but I can tell you the last thing you should do is ask people who never managed that kind of money before.

Buy food, move into apartment, get a job to sustain self in apartment, buy vidya / furniture, buy gifts for some people and save whatever is left

Why do you think SENS/Aubrey de Grey are a joke?

Pay off one third of my student debt.

80-90s JDM car. AE86 or RX-7 FC or FD

>Get stem cells injected to improve brain power in a foreign country.

>Get neurofeedback therapy to alter my brain waves.

>Improve IQ

> Get rich with my new and improved brain.

Use it to create a company in Switzerland.

The guy is mid-50s, has studied aging his entire life, blew his entire $13M trust fund inheritance on SENS R&D, and hasn't extended his own life by even a single year.

This isn't even counting the fact that he's a jawless scrawny Baby Boomer numale that champions feminism and the waste of valuable scientific grant dollars by women and minorities in "science".

i would hire a hitman to end your life OP

I'd use the money on improving my IQ not my lifespan.

I would invest half of it in doris mutual funds and take the other half to my friend Assad Allah who works in securities

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real estate buddy.

All these people with unrealistic plans. He said 20K not 200K.

Probably still manage to fuck my life up even more than it already is.

take my boyfriend (australian) to disneyland for the first time

buy him dole whip

sleep in disneyland hotel room

have a great time

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Those go for more than 20k in good condition

>20k
>Real estate
Either your an underage fag who browses Jow Forums to feel like a finance intellectual, or you live in an actual shithole were you can purchase homes for 20k

Pay for driving license lessons and test.
Buy my first car and my first suit.

Excellent condition AE86 : $30 000 max
Excellent condition RX-7 : $40 000 and more.

Decent ones both start at $11 000.

Move out of the basement. (rent a place somewhere cheap)
Buy new clothes.
Buy a small piece of land and a small tractor.
LARP farming simulator.

Buy a helium tank.

>and hasn't extended his own life by even a single year.
How would you even be able to tell if he has extended his lifespan or not? Is he supposed to perform risky experiments on himself?

>that champions feminism and the waste of valuable scientific grant dollars by women and minorities in "science"
Sauce for him doing this?

Why would you only want to have a genius IQ for a few decades? You will then die and have an IQ of 0. If you reach the longevity escape velocity, you will potentially have millennia to increase your IQ.

Buy a used truck and then go to a babies r us and buy lots of stuff for my son. I'll need said truck to get it home.

Fuck off boomers

I would leave it in the bank and continue on with my life, maybe I would invest it, but I am honestly planning on dying in war.

Less than one-third of this sum would be enough for me to invest (I've got a business plan with a friend). The entirety of it would allow me to finance the venture by myself while living pretty comfortably. I'd just rather get it in cash so the Politburo doesn't confiscate everything I've got.
>t. slav

This was taken last year when I had around $73k. I`m at about $110k now.

The simple answer: barely anything. I almost live like I don`t have it. I very safely invest a chunk of my money for a steady monthly return and just live off my salary and make savings on just my salary (combined with my wife`s).

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Rent a van buy body armour, guns preferably aa 12s , glocks and several rifles and a shit ton of ammo as well as backup weaponry. And buy a ticket to a big furry convention.

Godspeed user.
The furry scourge must be eliminated.

Can we make donations to help you get to 20k?
Don't forget to take explosives.

Buy a cheap but dependable car and visit all the natural areas I'll never get to see

Invest in plastic surgery

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pay off 1/3 of my credit card debt.

oregano

Price tag of arable land and a tractor is going to be over $80,000

Save every penny, so that when your wife leaves you she'll get it all, you cuck.

>aa 12s
Wow, you couldn't be more guns if you tried.

Do you think that 100% of couples divorce or something?

Put half of it into some investments, save a good chunk of it and spend a few hundred on booze and a new phone.

pay for my student loans

buy that fucking kettle from aliexpress that ive been wanting for a while

Live that much longer as a neet and then kms

A lot of you are mentioning moving to another country, but how would you do so legally? You know most countries don't have open borders, right?

>buy braces
>buy motorbike
>go to Thailand and fuck prostitutes (or maybe Amsterdam)
>go to America to shoot guns
Dunno what else

10K into SWTSX 10k on a car update. Used Fiesta ST after a trade in might work, or just a 5k honda civic and see if I can find a shop with a young guy who wants to rice it out for fun for the other 5k.

move out of my mom's place and buy drugs, gym equipment, new clothes, save the rest

first i would wake up my twin brother and tell him about it and then we'd figure out how to spend it
i'd probably spend 1k on a new computer and then get a cellphone and then maybe a really good shape owned car for like 8 grand or something and start practicing driving cause i'm 25 with no license
after i'd be able to drive and have a cellphone i could get a job so much easier and then i wouldn't have to leech off my mommy as much
you really do dig a hole being jobless and it gets worse the more time you spend jobless

Find hottest girl on tinder.
If it was a full blown whore then it's like wasting the money. I'd rather have her been fucked by 10 guys instead of hundreds
Tell her I've got 5k if shell fuck me will give her more if shell fuck another equally hot girl. Find another equally hot girl for the role and say the same thing.

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Why the fuck would you want to live forever? If I'm not dead by 30, I'll be really fucking upset

This kinda cute no homo

You're beautiful to me, femanon

around 50% of them divorce

It's just an annoying amount of money, too much to waste but not enough to care about

Get my sister and I out of student loan debt, for one.

Spend it all immediately

This orgainally

a camper van, a gay men laptop. year supply of soda,an old wild west pistol,and spend the rest on vidya

Okay. Then it was illogical to have written to me as though the rate is 100 and/or without establishing the factors (and my links to them) that constitute the 50% who do get divorced.

Is it safe to assume the motivation for the post was some immature frustration at married people?

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Throw 10k into savings. Use the other savings on comfortable trip to Japan with my friends, and maybe use was little I got left on like a modular synth and/or a nice aquarium tank + plants.

use half and a bit to max out my TFSA then keep the rest in my savings for an extra buffer. after maxing out the TFSA I'd then start up my RRSP and put $750 into it each month

Would pay for my mom's prescriptions. We're really poor and have no health insurance

Where do you and your mom live?

Another good example of why lottery winners with poor-people minds end up poor again. $10k on a trip to Japan. LOL.

>mortgage
>apartment
cityfags lmao

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Why don't you show how much better you're doing than city folks?

Chill user, ya gotta read what I said. It's easily implied that I'm spending on multiple friends, I've been to Japan before and I know how to spend/why I want to spend a bit more, and I know I just want to spend the rest that I'll obviously have left.

I read it. The biggest takeaway is that you'd be left with 50% of $20,000 in fewer than 3 months. It's poor money management.

>Get stem cells injected to improve brain power in a foreign country.
This, plus:
>Get stem cells injected to make my dick larger
>Get stem cells injected to get a nice manly jaw
I will finally be Chad.

use all 20k to start a restraunt so I can make money and put it into the genetic engineering of catgirls for domestic ownership

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donate it all to a reasonable spread of poverty-inflicted people (just enough to matter to each of them) and only leave myself enough to buy the right tools to kill myself with

Walk down the coast of western United States, camping and picking mushrooms.

Unless it's a million or more there's no reason not to use at least some of it to do something you've always wanted to. Shit I'd take a cruise to japan, fuck a schoolgirl on shore real quick then get back to the boat for more drinks and waterslides and staring at cute teenage girl butts.

Freak out, then invest smartly to make that money grow while I continue to work this shitty day job.

Why would you not want to live forever? Do you not want to re-engineer your brain and experience an eternity of nonstop heroin-tier euphoria?

Buy chain Link of course

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I'd wouldn't touch it till I figured out where it came from. Sounds like the sort of thing that happens accidentally and then they demand 20k back.

New Used car, pay off what minor debts I have, set some aside for housing for the next few months, and do some research into stocks putting most of the remainder into markets with pretty much guaranteed growth since I'm not much concerned with margins so long as it's overall profitable.

I have like $300,000 in my account and I'm 22 but I still think about killing myself every single day b

Move to a place where the temperature never goes above 60 and has a low cost of living. I just want to be alone, cool and quiet.

Save up for a motorcycle.

underage ban please, no children allowed on this site