Itt: The reason you lift

prove it

it'll fail like it does every time you fucking retard

Jow Forums please stop these shenanigans

lol "fail"

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and russia is still a fucking shithole

Want me to go to Berlin now and check if that's still there?

>USSR
>not failing

Wife like this

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My body feels like shit if i don't, also stupid people don't bother you that much if you're fit.

Same

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I tried watching some of his videos, his boyfriend is gay as fuck, I can't believe he got talked into wearing some girly stockings while pounding that ass. No boy pussy is worth going that much gay for

>being into boipucci
gee...

I realized I could no longer live with myself if I continued to be a fat piece of shit every day.

>Wife like this
I don't think you have go get /fit to get yourself a fat dependapotamus.

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I always thought of myself as a pretty smart guy, went to university, haven´t accomplished anything of note in 4 years. Starting an apprenticeship this september and decided about a year ago that if I´m not smart, Ill at least get fucking ripped.
Also general health blabla whatevs

.t Lowtest bugman

>Not wanting the highest test fuck of your life
never gonna make it

Communism is for people with useless degrees that have nothing of value to offer in the free market.
Good luck rallying weak clowns like that to do anything more than throw public temper tantrums whilst wearing their mom's tea towel on their face.

Enjoy your fat wife and the XL toilets / walk in tubs she insists you install in your doublewide.

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.t lowtest basedboy

>not enjoying boypussies
Pleb.

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He has a cute boypussy, so it is not gay to wear girly clothes while fucking his ass.

>all communist countries

Post some brocolli webms lads

I'd fuck it out of her(him).

>ufufu~

There's nothing gay about fucking a feminine twink. Even eating pussy is gayer.

>There's nothing gay about fucking a feminine twink. Even eating pussy is gayer.
/a/ and Jow Forums crossposters need to leave forever.

better dead then red commie

That's someone's face photoshopped over Ashley Graham's (coalburner) body, what the fuck

Someone post his fucking beak again lmao

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His what?

His actual face. He has a MASSIVE nose, generally unattractive face lmao which is why he covers his face all the time. I can't find the pic though

It’s the classical Roman way user. It’s been like this since antiquity

Ignore them, they are pussyhurt girl.

because I wanna eventually get on the FBI Hostage Rescue Team and it'll really help if I get a ranger school slot, so I gotta get as big as possible while staying within the Army's bf% requirements

spice addict

Lifting a for literal faggot commie?
user... I...

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To escape the hell of depression and drug abuse.

Lifting is like dope.

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absolute patrician taste, OP.
pic related, pale hot asian/white women are my kryptonite tho, too bad there's none around my area :(

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what shithole you live where there arent any white or asian people

I bet it is Detroit

a relatively small desert town. sure there are a couple asians and whites but pale, dark hair, hot ones? pretty much none
if i find one i swear it will be like winning the lottery

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I lift for one day I can stop being into traps and find a woman in this world to have a family in the hopes I can pass on a better life for them...
And from what I know, I don't know if I'll get that chance...

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>be me, 19
>work at subway because unqualified poorfag student
>coworkers are all big, overweight black women in their early to mid 20s
>always saying I look cute/giving me compliments
>“I think you’ve got a handsome smile, user!” “I just realized you have the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen!”
>always ask if I have a girlfriend, when I say no they always ask “why the hell not?”
>they like to see that I stay in shape
>“take a look at those shoulders! boy how’d you get through the door?” “hey user, can you and yo big muscles give me a hand lifting this box?”
>always super nice to me, always tell me stories about “when they were in school” and what advice they’d give for life
>always tell me I’m a good, smart kid and that they hope everything works out for me
>tfw mom abandoned me when I was 4
>these ladies are basically my moms
>i lift so that i can maybe attract a mate one day to tell them about
>every time I hit OHP I imagine their expressions when I tell them about future gf, how they’ll call for the other to “come on back and hear this”
>how they’ll smile and ask “so, what’s her name?”

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>do nofap 7 days
>don't get boners anymore, at least with gym thots or pictures on the internet
>stumble upon a cute trap
>penis awakes with the power of a dying star
what did it mean by this? i'm starting to realize why romans and greeks fucked twinks.

You're right, but it won't be Real Communism

You should be banned for excess of feels ;_;

Keep the good work Bro.

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Damn, man. This legit made me cry.

I miss my mom sometimes.

I lift for Aniki, time for sissies and twinks is over.

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The boylover life is calling you.

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uhhh, as long as "she" is over 18 and is femenine i'm in.

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In Brazil the consent age is 14, agent Fernandes.

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Jow Forums is the gayest board. Even more than /lgbt/

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no it isnt

Unironically this

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Yes it is.
t. Brazilian.

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>ywn fuck a jewish boipussi

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Well said brother

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It actually is
t. Another brazilian

S T A L I N

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STOP
YOU'RE MAKING ME RECONSIDER MY SEXUALITY

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Jesus christ, that thing is huge
Imagine him shoving that up your ass, haha

Totally fuckable.

Jow Forums is the only board allowed to be gay, no homo.
The rest of them are bunch of whiny faggots.

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>Those hips
Dawg

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Shit tier, broad shoulders extremely low bf, you might as well fuck the auschwitz mode faggot downstairs

no it isnt its not considered pedophilia but its still a crime it just has another name

Jow Forums is now Brazilian clay.

Too late, you are one of us now.
Here is a Brazilian trap for you. His name is Daniel Ferreira.

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I'd fuck this dude for weeks
No homo though

Based Daniel I haven't seen him in years

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Man, fuck Brazil
Convincing traps
Convincing trannies
It's the fucking Taiwan of the West

Having sex with a 14yo in Brazil is completely LEGAL and you CAN fuck them even if you are 60yo.

Off we go nigga

I've spoken to them and they're a massive cunt
still would desu

I am living the dream in this country man, a couple thousand bucks and you are set for life here

>living the dream
this piece of shit country is hell on earth

You can come any day, breh

Why? Tell us about it

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Only for nigger and poor people.

>t. Broke ass nigga that lives in Rio

My ultimate nigger
Shit is my kryptonite and life goal

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What is living in brazil like?
I have about 1.5 million and am interested in retiring outside the us

exactly everybody is a nigger and poor you cant escape them, also everybody looks like a literal goblin a 6/10 whiter female everywhere else is a 9/10 here

I am not joking. (and if you are 16, you can legally have sex with a 11yo, as long as the age difference is no greater than 5 years) but when they are 14yo, there is no age difference limit.

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its shit nothing works, if you like ugly black females youll be in heaven tho

It is great if you go to the south region (Paraná, Santa Catarina or Rio Grande do Sul) states.

you're in luck.
whoever wrote that law is based.

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>nothing works
What does this mean