>be gorilla >fucking eat berries and climb trees and shit >fuck hot gorilla bitches, spread your seed far and wide >can throw poop farther than any other gorilla, every gorilla nigga respects you >shit is cash
>white people show up >put you in a cage, teach you sign language ummmm ok.jpg >white people then spend thousands of hours showing you pictures of dead gorillas, eventually teaching you that you will die someday np i'll just forget this tomorrow >white people remind you of your impending mortality every fucking day for hundreds of days >no matter what you do, they remind you of your fate by showing you more rotting pictures of your friends and ancestors >fall into deep depression >use your newfound language skills to lament to the white people who have triple your IQ and lifespan and who parade you around >use your natural fine motor skills changed by white people to paint pictures of your own rotting flesh decades in the distant future >remember your gorilla babies that you brought into the world >realize that they, too will all fucking die no matter what you do
Why the fuck are white "people" like this baka >"Scientists successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday" youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k
Not sure. Seems most whites are ethier the kindest you'll meet or the cruelest. Mostly the kindest though.
Ayden Morgan
gorillas have tiny, tiny fucking penises
Jack Williams
Wasn't Koko a girl? What is wrong with you OP? By the way OP are jealous that Koko literally had an IQ higher than the average African? Seriously look it up.
Holy fuck that's dark. There's nothing productive that can be done with that information either. It's another episode of low-quality, cookie-cutter reject scientists coming together to "make a difference" and "figure stuff out". I don't even care about the gorilla, I just can't believe a group of people green-lit this. Holy shit these fuckers are dark. Ever feel good about being a NEET? I'm feelin' pretty fuckin good closing myself off from the world after watching that
Brody Wood
>be gorilla >fucking eat berries and climb trees and shit >fuck hot gorilla bitches, spread your seed far and wide >can throw poop farther than any other gorilla, every gorilla nigga respects you >shit is cash
>black people show up >put you in a cage to eat you
Gavin Brooks
woah user. look at when your post was posted, crazy huh?
Hurray!!! Now we know by manipulating this poor animal that didn't do any shit to anybody that were not the only species that can feel depression to the point it want to kill itself! Hurray!!!
No but really was it fucking necessary to mentaly harm this fucking animal?
Sebastian Lee
can yall belee dem whypeepo be teachin existentialism to animals like gorillas n niggaz such as mahself xD
Henry Lee
Its the Onion, a parody news source you dip shits.
William Sanders
Koko didn't actually know sign language and just learned to "say" whatever her carers wanted so they'd reward her. Her understanding shit was never verified by a 3rd party.
Jayden Butler
what do you mean? How can you tell its parody, they have the literal footage brainlet
>in the middle of teaching bunny rabbits that they too will someday die >the literal fucking ape costume
Holy shit user you really can't be that retarded can you?
David Hernandez
>thinking pic related is the same thing as the mammal in OPs video Fucking summer needs to end now. Summer high school fags bring the IQ of this board down by at least 15 points
>46349302 It is literally posted by a parody news channel, you are the brainlet.
Ian Jenkins
I am the brainlet now
Juan Russell
>Niggers mistake a pretend comedy news site with a real one This has to be a meme. This cannot be for real.
Gabriel Gray
This is why white people think you people are retarded. If you are a black fembot you owe us ass and pussy pics for your mental inferiority.
Luis Scott
Or if you are a cutie black boi post boipussy
Levi Bailey
It's ok tho because we teach them jesus next and they can go to heaven
Luke White
>the onion KEK
David Anderson
>he can't tell the difference between literal archive footage of a real gorilla and being a fucking ape suit at 1:45
I'm 100% positive nobody is this retarded but ok user.
Julian Perry
>be me >be animal rights activist >be on youtube >see news report on scientists teaching gorrilla the concept of death >get the big angry >go to Jow Forums >express my deep sorrow for this beautiful creature >the whole thread agrees with me on how cruel this is >mfw I've finally taught Jow Forums to be loving and compassionate >mfw it was an onion news report
pic related God how can you people be so fucking dumb?
