How old were you when you got laid?

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13
It satisfied my curiousity I guess, but it wasn't good.
Haven't gotten laid since.

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16
eh, it was kinda awkward at first. but now fucking her is fantastic.

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15
Yeah... Married her...

Why are you still here then? Also, greentext that shit

>21
>19
>it was ok. i didn't know what i was doing

>How old were you when you got laid?
im a 27 virgin
>how old was she/he
im still a kv
>did you like it
i hate normies and i hate how chinkmoot allows normies like you to post in this board. the rules need to be changed; no fags, no non-virgins, no normies, no females

22yr old virgin
Normies GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE

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20
It's was okay, sex is way overhyped

> i hate normies and i hate how chinkmoot allows normies like you to post in this board. the rules need to be changed; no fags, no non-virgins, no normies, no females

Sounds reasonable, why the fuck do they even come here?

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15
oh boy was this woman a whore bless

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Where in the sticky does it say that this board was created solely for virgins and depressed people?

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this board nowadays haahahhahhahahahahahhahaahah fuck you normies

>reveling in being a loser

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>reveling in being a normie

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Rape in self defence.

Why wouldn't I? I'm curious to see how you'll argue this

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Go sleep with a hooker already for christ sakes

>20
>18 (female)
>It was good, god she was stupid, She actually fell for my lies that led up to us being together for most of the summer. Kinda miss her in a small way. but, glad I never married her.

>Implying a true soldier would forfeit his battalion for fleeting pleasures

Never EVER

Go to hell you fucking normal fag.

Reminder: if you're still a virgin it's your own damn fault

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>

Lol 22 and still haven't

Hah, ok.
Just remember that you just do it to yourself

>23
>21
>Barely remember it, sex now is much better desu (still with the og whore)

Noice problem solver, see you on Jow Forums m8

19
27(she)
Not really

Being a happy normal guy is a bad thing? interesting

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You're just bad at it. It gets better with practice

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19 (girl)
Yeah, We stayed together for 6 years so.

>that age gap
Tell me your secrets, user

>I was 20
>she was 16
>I liked it a lot

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Not him, but you people are just plain boring. To keep it short for you. That's why there really is no place for you here.

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24
Yes, it was great, lasted 5ever.

When did Jow Forums get filled with so many normalfags?

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>19
>12
>not the first time

The stories on this site work of fiction only a fool blah blah blah

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21
no, it made me realize sex was kinda boring and i fretted all those years over nothing and now I'm happy living asexually instead of feeling like I'm missing something

most of us are larping as depressed virgin losers. You think it is really cool to be a self-proclaimed robot in current year?

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>tfw 18 y/o female and khhv

and yet robots insist that fembots arent real

Almost lost it. Went to second base with first boyfriend. Glad I didn't go further. I'm pretty numb downstairs and hard to turn on. When I am, it doesn't last long. Anyone else have this problem?

My first time I was 25 and she was 26. It was terrible and I went linp inside her bc I was drunk.

Since then I have fucked 48 other women including 3 traps. Feels good man

24
N/A

still KHHV

33 y/o virgin. Wow, standards are really slipping around here.

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15
Different than expected but yes.

>27
>30-40
>some of it - we fucked for an hour when she came and I never did

25
53
was the comfiest thing ever

21
24(bf)
n0

Fuck off you fucking normies. This is no place for you. What is so fucking appealing in being a robot?
All you do is shit on this board. It is eternal september but it actually lasts eternally.

based age gap

23
Late 50's, I never asked her exact age, could have been 60 even
No, I cried when I got home; but she was screaming her head off and getting really into it, held me down at one point and really roughly rode me.

pics right now right now

>tfw 18 y/o male khhv

take responsibility

Fucking NORMIES.

NOOORMIIEESS GET OUT NORMIE Out normie Out normie Out normie Out

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jesus christ dude calm down

you'll get your lay eventually bro just stay humble

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15
Was gooood, stayed with her for 2 years before she cheated on me lmao

>having a sexual experience

I want failed normies to leave

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I hate you for baiting this hard

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Literally billions of people-immeasurable amounts on this planet have fucked over billions of years. The cells and bacteria on your skin fuck. It is no big deal.

>never
>never(girl)
>idk

You fucjing normal fag

If it's no big deal why make a thread about it, faggot.

jesus christ the state of this board

getting so ass blasted because people perform a basic human function

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>including 3 traps. Feels good man
you are unironically gay as fuck please leave the board

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What has this place become?

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Fuck you nigger scum.
Failed normie you need to leave.

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>20
>18
>it was okay
Apparently i'm really good at foreplay, but the actual sex was passionless. Probably from nerves and the smell that she was emitting the second those panties came off. Still haven't gotten checked for diseases lol.

> am virgin
> march till im 18
> pls dnt kick me out i hve no where to go
> i implied having the dirty w/ bf to bf, he laughed bc i cnt even kiss him without giggling kms

You should perform the basic human function of leaving this board

reread the rules again you dumb fucking faggot

REEEEEEE
WTF IS THIS NORMIE SCUM THREAD

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22
30? Prostitute from parlor
No

because being a kissless virgin scrolling through imageboards makes you interesting

robots always theorize that every non-robot live shallow derealized lives because they have deluded themselves that playing vidya and pissing in bottles is somehow better than social interaction. misery loves company even if they can't accept it and leave their NEETcave

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You should add one more question. Was she fat?

Leave at once. This site will drag you down.

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>20 male
>22 female
>couldn't cum, would literally fuck for hours without finishing, she enjoyed herself though so I felt good about it.
Broke things off after doing it 3 times because the idea of sex was exhausting in that split moment. Now 22 and still single and really regret it, I could be a normie right now. I now understand that porn is evil though so that's a plus I guess.

we were both 14. no

>I was 15 years old
>she was 13 years old
>I did, it was exciting and we went for the full duration of harry potter and the chamber of secrets lil. She went to the doctor the next day for abdominal pains but found out that was natural.

We went on to have a beautiful friendship and partnership. We grew up through middle school, high school, moved in together. I went to college while she worked 3 jobs and did some modeling at a local agency. I graduated with 2 degrees and we moved back home together. Got married, had a kid, and started building our little family. We are now 23 and 25

no such thing as a female r9k user thats not an e-girl, watch yourself before you allow a thot into your heart

I wonder if its the same type of people that are behind these kind of obvious threads that are also behind the big trans push.
Are they worse than lower scum of earth and therefor have to go and latch onto the second lowest scum (real robots) and make them disintegrate.
Just really curious here and hmmming.

Wow, I leave for a month just to come back to find out normies have completely taken over, this board is absolute shit now

I don't exactly remember my first one their at a hs party(15 at that time) Some niggas got me on some good shit and I fucked around with a couple 2 thots for a bit. Ended up getting a quick handy on the couch and we went up stairs and did the deed. Came within 2 minutes on the first chick but was sore as fuck so I just fingered the other. Shit was cash.

you realize not everyone who browses this board is an incel virgin or whatever the hell you call yourselves, right?

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>21
>21
>It was a little awkward at first but we both improved together over time

>9
>17
I didn't even know what was going on until I told my mom about it. A family friend's daughter was staying with us and wanted to sleep in my room. she tried to give me a titfuck and hotdog me. If you count the first time I wanted to 16/16/ she was my first GF

Wew lad lost a bit late didnt ya? congrats on finding her tho bro

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>out of the woodwork they come
ok buddy, ok.

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21
Yes but I didnt cum cause years of deathgrip. Lasted about an hour and a half before we said fuck it

My sweetest friend
Every robot I know
Goes away in the end

it's an improvement. Prove me wrong.

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20
really liked it

>ha
>ha
>ha
Im a wizard, Jow Forums.

I'm honored to give you a (you) wise one.