How much for a bj?

I want to offer my female coworker 60 US dollars to suck my cock. Do you think that would be enough? She is always complaining about how she never has enough money.

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if you're not larping/trolling then no offering someone who isn't a hooker $60 won't work out

nope. maybe 100 if she realllly likes you. looking at more

Have fun losing your job and getting sued.

Don't ever do that... If she likes you she'll make it obvious, most women take that shit as an insult.

ya. $200 is "market" rate sex aint cheap. just buy a fleshlight

yes but the trick is to offer her $35 at the start. she will refuse, and that's when you pull out the big bucks and say you'll go up to $60 final offer.

maybe in mexico not here

You must be a ugly as fuck. 60 dollars is a lot for a blowjob. Ghetto black girls will fuck you for 30.

have fun explaining this to HR

Hell ghetto black girls will blow you for 5 dollars. You could probably approach a random nigger bitch in t

I am serious and don't know where to find hookers. She is pretty trashy and lives in a trailer park since she is just a receptionist.

She doesn't like me.

Sued for what exactly? Offering her money?

She doesn't like me. I just want to experience getting a blowjob.

200 dollars just for a bj?

She is pretty trashy this may work?

She literally makes jokes about sucking balls in the break room.

ghetto with 15 or 20 dollars and she'd at least suck your dick.

Could you try asking her on a date?

desu i didnt think about the ghetto black girls, maybs i just overpay?

>Sued for what exactly? Offering her money?
offering money in exchange for sexual favors is sexual harassment you idiot

This is how you get written up for sexual harassment then get fired and any employer will hear about how you offered to pay a female coworker cash for a sexual act and refuse to hire you.

>Sued for what
Sexual harassment.

cot deyim. ive been overpaying all this time

Would she suck my cock in exchange for some Olive Garden?

You can't sue individuals for sexual harassment in the US. Only companies.

so youre telling me i coulda got blown for a measly $100 all this time!

Dude. 60 dollars is a perfect offer. Don't listen to these cucks.

You can get sex for a hundred dollars easily or even less.

wtf. where yall finding bjs for $60 u lyin shit

i dont believe that. $200 minimum

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I mean now that backpage is down its harder but if youre semi good looking you could pretty much offer random girls on the street 100 dollars and they'd accept. They're gonna be more resistant to fucking a hideous guy even for money.

I payed 60- 80 dollars to fuck hookers off of backpage and 30 dollars to fuck a black hooker. I wouldn't pay anymore. I have more game now. I was underage at the time. If you're very ugly they'll charge you more.

cus you did the quickies. i always did 1hr.

i always did 1hr and left early lol

I guess but they're pretty lenient and i tripped on research chemicals with one.

So you proved yourself wrong. You can get laid for cheaper than 200 dollars. Idk why anyone would pay a bitch for sex though. I never will again now that I'm not a social retard.

ya quickies were awkwardly too short.

lol you already paid for it and now youre acting like you never did gtfo

You just claimed 200 dollars is tye going rate for an hour of sex and you don't think he could get a blowjob for 60 dollars? Just goes to show you're retarded.

depends on your looks 100 min but $200 will always do it for me.

I did at 16. I was a kid. Now I'm a man and i can talk to girls.

No man. You stupid faggot. He doesn't want an hour of sex. He wants a simple blowjob you fucking trick. 60 is fine.

you either spend your time or your money and my time is too valuable to spend listening to her bitch about how dad wasn't there for her, because he didn't buy her the BMW she wanted. Enjoy listening to them bitch though. I don't have to talk to them at all and I love it. I've had both loving relationships and hookers and I'll pick the hookers every time, at least they're upfront about wanting my money.

cus i neglected quickies. and ghetto girls.

same point, you act like you never did and look down on it.

If you would pay 200 for a blowjob you must be a hideous fat faggot. That is way too high. OP is a working dude and probably clean cut and relatively good looking. 60 is fine.

I do. I outgrew it. I'm not saying it should be illegal but I think it's sad if you always have to pay for sex. I think op paying his coworker for one blowjob is fine though and he might be able to get more sex out of it for free.

i dont even stay the full hour, she lets me talk and she cuddles me for like 5-10 mins and then i understand times up even tho it hasnt been an hour. mostly cus her phone is blowing up.

i actually started giving her $300 cus shes special. but i havent seen her in months.

If you're a real stud and you have game you can pump and dump bitches for free.

thats cheap as fuk.

oh you outgrew it huh. big boi somehow i dont believe you you probably paid a hooker last week.

>a hooker is special
Imagine actually being this pathetic and beta treating a whore like she is worth a shit. You are sad. Meanwhile she sucks bigger dicks than yours for free and thinks you're a chump.

No bitch. Doesn't matter what you think faggot beta whore monger. I did it when i was a kid. I'm a big boy now not a trick like you.

shes hotter than youll ever bang desu

No I"m just a sex addict but lol at you thinking $200 is a lot of money. when I pay to fuck I pay for actually hot women. I've been with 30 different hookers and at least 60 women not paid. maybe you should sell drugs too and then you could afford fucking $200.

That's not cheap as fuck. That's perfectly average just for a blowjob. All he wants is head. You're batshit if you'd pay 200 dollars for a bj.

hahah okay big boi. get that free pussy.

Lol maybe you shouldnt be a hard working loser trick who is probably fat and can't hardly see his dick

i thought it was cheap it was you that got all offended, not my problem.

$200 isn't a lot of money, it's a lot of money for a BJ. Unless the bitch is pornstar quality it's not worth $200. Where I live prostitution is legal and you can fuck playboy tier eastern-euro girls for $50. I would never pay $200 for a blowjob lol

Keep getting that community pussy that you pay for. Even a hardcore skank doesn't take as much strange cock as some hooker.

alright big boi, calm down.

whats the difference? mouth or pussy its pretty close.

200 isn't a lot of money? What do you make an hour?

id unironically pay 250usd to a woman from Jow Forums to suck on my dick

>mouth or pussy is pretty close
You can't be this delusional. Pussy is better than mouth by miles unless she's nasty

Dur I live somewhere where something is legal I wonder why it costs less then somewhere illegal. No shit it costs less. I live in a legal weed state for some reason it costs less then the state I"m from where it's illegal. That is how the market works, there is more people selling their body for less risk so of course they'll take less money for their acts. They have to.

thats hooker or amp tip price
desu just get a hooker with that money, atleast they will do a good job

will also save you the trouble of having to find a new job

>Maybe you should sell drugs too
>Thinking more than half the people on this board are socially connected enough to buy or sell large quantities of drugs
>If you are selling drugs and this isn't bullshit, not just getting gummed by some skank or fucking a college kid for a dime bag

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Just absolutely sad and pathetic desu. You gotta be fat or very short.

its not. youre mad im calling you cheap. get that free pussy big boi.

girls here are underage tho, dummy

I used to sell drugs but I'll admit it's harder to get scripts, hard shit and psychedelics now that im neet.

Anywhere from 45-68 euro depending on the job site.

sauce pls tyty

I'm NEET and my mommy sometimes has coca and shrrrroooooo. Ms

Well some of us live in 3rd world America but don't you think it's sad you're paying for pussy while Arab shitskins get it free?

If you want small amounts, it's not so difficult to buy online. I don't know how people buy enough to redistribute and make a profit though, all those offers for keys of molly and coke have to be honeypots.
You being a crack baby would explain a lot.

poorabs drop hundred thousand to piss and shit on hookers for 3 days

Explains why i have more game than you i guess

>Being an illiterate retard means I have more game than you

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Lol my literacy is far above your pathetic mindless cuckold trick dribble.

youre a trick too shut up. a cheap one at that.