Youre going on a picnic with your oneitis. What do you bring?

Youre going on a picnic with your oneitis. What do you bring?

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my dick and i nut when she keeps sucking

i bring her dick

Comedy gold
You showed me

weed and m'dick

Lube
His and her buttplugs

condoms for Chad when he picks her up

i bring sauce please

Generic sandwich + apples + pie in a picnic basket because I'm a fucking loser and don't know how these things actually work.

S-spaghetti

I would but I lost mine

some psilocybin mushrooms and some weed

But somebody toucha mine

>Youre going on a picnic with your oneitis.

Truth be told, i will be next sunday. Doubles decide what i make

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OP here thats actually not bad. Throw in a bottle of champagne and that seems pretty great. What kind of generic sandwich if you had to pick

Me too, but monday, thats why i made this post lol
I vote for finger sandwiches

Mini hotdogs and almonds.

cum cupcakes

wasabi

Tapioca pudding and something shes allergic to to see if she is savvy enough to prioritize health over social customs

A pack of condoms, because forensics have gotten a lot better in the last decade or two, and I don't want to leave dna evidence

pills so I stop hallucinating

well thatd be weird since my dad just started dating my oneitis mom why anons why

>blanket
>food
>other things that makes a picnic
Nothing really out of the ordinary.

Vodka, cortisone, viagra, condoms, cigarettes(for her), lighter, cigar (for him), KY gel, dick

Wine in a can. She loves that shit. almost as much as I love her

A cake saying "cuck me pls"

Rolling for this one m8s

lamb sauce pls

originetti

forget everything and say "well i guess the only food we have now is each other"

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Chloroform and rope.