List 3 Positives and 3 Negatives About Yourself

>I can poop without needing to wipe
>I throw out my pee bottles once a week instead of once a month
>I eat all my greens

Negatives
>Find it hard to wipe my bum when poops don't come out right
>Sometimes pee on the floor instead of in the bottle and my mama has to clean
>Poo in a bucket I empty out once a month

Cons
>zero drive to do anything
>negative social skills
>will vehemently hate things for trivial reasons
Pros
>really good at listing cons

positives

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negatives
- socially inept
- apathetic
- suicidal

cons
>very extremely insecure and anxious
>zero charisma, really bad at making casual conversation or being friendly, creepy vibe
>dumb as a rock

pros
>always willing to lend a hand
>can make a decent mushroom risotto
>usually always warm so i'd probably be a good cuddler if anyone wanted to cuddle me

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pros
>supposedly smart according to other people
>supposedly cute according to girls
>mellow/chill according to others
>ambitious. I'm always trying to pick up new things

cons
>fucking crazy. Been on pills since I was 7. OCD, anxious, irritable, anger issues
>creepy according to oneitis
>serious and school shootery according to others
>so sensitive I'm still a virgin even though loads of women have pretty much thrown themselves at me
>skinny as fuck hard gainer. Had to take creatine and proteolytic enzymes before I actually started gaining reasonably. Before that I only gained 30 lbs in 10 years of training and just drinking protein
>hands and feet the same size as someone 4 inches shorter than myself
>mouth breather face

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>not horribly ugly
>pretty ok at the art thing
>functional
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>lazy cunt
>suicidal
>horrific social anxiety

Positives
>Already a college senior at 19 going into a software development career
>Physically healthy with a normal height and healthy weight
>Have a great qt gf
Negatives
>Social anxiety that often holds me back
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>Bad at self motivation

positives
>I work hard
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negatives
>I push myself too hard
>I have a chronic disease
>I struggle to show positive emotions

Positives
>school smarts
>can mostly avoid spilling spaghetti in public
>good with dogs
Negatives
>severe anxiety/depression
>difficulty with basic life tasks
>obese

>senior at 19
So how many years of school did you skip?

I joined a program that let me take college classes starting junior year of high school and set me up with an internship. I basically had an Associate's when I graduated high school

Positives
>attractive
>creative genius
>original

Negatives
>lazy
>I waste too much time online
>probably on the spectrum
but these just add to my very eccentric character.

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Pros
>be nice whenever I can, help out when asked
>usually well organized
>supposedly sometimes funny?
Cons
>harsh self-hate
>depressed
>no goals or life ambitions
>bad at maintaining friendships
>not attractive
>out of shape
>overly lazy
>can't count to three

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You just sound fucking scary

Looks like youve got the perfect personality and are set for success in this world GTFO

Kill yourself you fucking faggot, seriously this fucking thread is literally a fucking circle jerk and you're a fucking cunt

>Nice:
Most objective person I know.
Sadomasochist
6'3"
>Not Nice:
TWISTED
FUCKING
PSYCHOPATH

Cons are literally me wtf

>College graduate
>Would be virgin even if it wasn't an incel
>Don't have a microdick

Can't pick just 3 negatives

Positives:
>good at math
Negatives:
>ugly
>lazy
>not even that good at math

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Can't think of any positives. Negatives:
>Make a lot of money, friends get jealous over it sometimes
>My dick is a few inches too big
>I work too hard

No, you're just a wannabe crazy faggot. Nobody cares if you go on bestgore.

Pros:
>Loyal to a fault, but only to my friends/family. If you're my true friend, you're basically family, and I'll fucking kill for you. Anyone else I have a hard time opening up to, though.
>Surprisingly good at giving advice. I'm usually fairly accurate with whatever issues are bought up with me.
>I'm a hard worker, if I see purpose in my task that isn't just "Do something a robot could do for far cheaper to wageslave."
Cons:
>Autistic shut-in. I only have, like, 2 friends and a GF, and I haven't talked to most of my family in at least a year.
>Can and will spend days at a time doing nothing but playing vidja and sleeping, forgetting to do things like actually fucking taking care of myself. (It's not an addiction, I swear.)
>Logical to a fault. I tend to think about situations from a more methodical viewpoint, mixed with a liberal dosage of gut feeling. This has tended to get me in some hot water for saying the wrong things, even though my assumptions were right and I only meant well. Example: "I think your boyfriend is cheating on you. You should try to get evidence so you can dump his ass and try to get with someone better." "ArE yOu TrYiNg To GeT iN mY pAnTs!?"

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Pros:
Gifted with decent IQ and intelligence
Jack of all trades, not hard for me to pick up new skills
Decently good looking

Cons:
Drink like a fish and smoke cigs like a chimney. At least it keeps me away from worse drugs.
Lazy and unmotivated
Narcissistic. Am an asshole to people that are close to me, rarely consider other people's needs unless it affects my image of self.

Pros: among top musicians in the state, hard worker, graduated high school. Cons: depression, drug use, lonely

good:
>everyone says I'm nice but I can't help but feel like they're lying
>can do well with schooling, but don't put any effort in
>hard working if I can bother to start something
bad:
>No plans for anything in the future
>probably have depression
>want to die
>can't figure out social cues to save my life
>probably seem like a reclusive dick to my friends, if they even really care about me
>too much of a pussy to end it

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pros
>not fat
>not an asshole
>large reaction image collection
cons
>ugly
>dumb
>autsit with no friends

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