What are fun ways to masturbate besides just jerking my dick with my hand...

What are fun ways to masturbate besides just jerking my dick with my hand?I would like to switch up my routine but don't have a gf for actual sex.

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Hypno is is pretty good but you need to commit to it and it probably won't work first time. Another thing is that most good files have shit audio quality.

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Tread lightly, user. This is a slippery slope. Before you know it you'll be in dangerous territory.

Dubs checked, and why? I'm not going to resort to bizarre methods.

find a firm small bottle like hotel shampoo or hotel moisturizer bottle.
turn it sideways and sit on it sideways so that it is pressing against your anus (not going in)
as you jerk you butthole moves up and down

Vacuums,
Hoses
Water jets in a pool

have you tried coating your dick with vaseline? not being able to grip it makes for a very different sensation

tie a string/ribbon/hairband around your cock and balls, it makes you extra hard and takes longer to cum, feels better, cum further, however too tight too long too frequently can cause pain and probably damage

Ive never masturbated by hand my entire life. Since I was a kid ive always humped my bed. In my opinion this is the best way because it simulates the motions of real sex. Feels Good.

user thank the lord ive found you ive done the same since I was 10, but I have heard its not good for you. Any truth behind that?

you could go for the prostate ejaculation... i never achieved it but i heard is fuckin 10

No idea, but it seems to me it cant be more unhealthy then pulling on your penis.

I got a little vibrator I like to hold against my benis using a condom. Just lay there and focus on the body sensations as climax builds.The lower the setting the more intense it is when you finally bust. Fair warning tho, I went from deathgrip to a half pump chump. I don't do the vibe method anymore but I want to. The time I came in my pants just from hugging my gf and pulling her hips against mine was when I knew something was off.

Apart from IVF, has anyone ever had children on purpose? Every human walking around outside is the result of someones sexual gratification, like rabbits.

Rosy palm. Squirt of lube in the hand. Rub your dick head around in circles around your palm. Gentler and less stimulating than jerking it, but feels good man, and is different.

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rub dick against your body

What I like to do is lie on my stomach in bed with my dick pointing to my feet, while I rub the topside of my dick with one of my hands(and use my phone for porn). Works better for me even without lube. I don't do it every time cause I end up cumming in my pants sometimes.

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A vibrating flesh light feels fucking amazing

Autoerotic Asphyxiation, user

I've been in drydock for a while and I quite honestly hate jacking off so...
Should I use ugly chicks and dykes as sex toys?
I did have an early transition reverse trap/ftm that was kind of a living piece of ass for a short while, but "he" got all clingy and shit and wanting me to "come out of the closet" and go to fucking pride and shit. I couldn't deal with that. Pussy was ridiculous the head game was nutted but she kept sucking tier and they almost demanded anal.
But I couldn't do it.

I mean, I'm not ugly, I'm actually probably not ugly at all, I'm well built I have a nigh ten inch and fairly thick cock and I've never failed to make a woman cum, so I can pull easy.

I just am at a point where anything that even hints at a relationship or long lasting anything fucks me up and I can't do it.

So what do I do?
Go full monkmode or just start slinging dick to ugly chicks.

Don't wanna end up like Anthony Bourdain

prostate

this is not original

Fleshlights and onaholes. I was very reluctant to buy one too but since I got one I have changed my mind.
Now that I know how they feel I am definitely saving up to buy a doll so I can grab some ass and tits too and it will be perfect.

That's what I do masu.