How come the most masculine chads lean politically left?

My friends are all left leaning, and that's fine, we've already hashed it all out and come to terms with our differences. They're not so radical that I can't stand to be around them, but I've asserted myself to the point that they won't play Trevor Noah or any of that neo-comedy bullshit when I'm around anymore. They're finally moving up to actual intelligent left comedy like Jon Stewart, shit that's actually funny and not based off of half assed political beliefs. Feels good to be the goddamn wolf amongst dogs.

They been eating too much soi protein.

Because being kind of left leaning while still holding no real in depth political knowledge and convictions is the most popular political stance among normal people.

>actual intelligent left comedy like Jon Stewart,

This desu

I would put Bill Maher and John Oliver in the intelligent left comedy with Jon Stewart

John Oliver is pretty good but Maher is just a fucking prick. Hardly good material and has to have his Asian boy slave apply prescription ass cream every time somebody says something that hurts his fragile sensibilities.
t. brainlet or highschooler who missed the golden era of comedy and has eaten shit up like post 2008 SNL

>HURR DURR TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>WELCOME TO THE SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE TRUMP BASHING HOUR HURR DURR

This . Jon Stewart was kino comedy during the Bush era fuck ups

There's nothing inherent in intelligence that makes someone prefer a certain style of humour. Those comedians aren't any smarter or more appealing to smart people than most and just because they use big words or make jokes about more intellectual topics doesn't make the humour and smarter. They all have mass appeal.

Trump is a walking talking 24 hour joke of a human being . There’s a lot to roast trump on

>just because they make jokes about more intellectual topics doesn't make them better comedians
Yes it fucking does you idiot. They're able to break something down into multiple bits and attack it from all angles with tact, that's a definitive mark of being a better comedian. I bet you think Jim Carrey was funny only for the fact that he made faces and silly voices huh? Not looking at his complex personification of social behaviors and mental structures, because that's just basic comedy duh. Get back to watching Rob Dyrdek jump around a giant laptop you meltybrain fuck. Political comedy is hardly ever funny, and I can't stand the little pricks like Noah or sometimes Oliver when they get on a smug tirade about how super smart they are and how dumb everyone else is, but that's where Stewart hit the nail on the head. He rode the horse on how terribly people were fucking up, in all parties, and made it so that it was never a personal vendetta. Dude had class and wit.
He was great, and even during Obama's run he was still whipping fire. Glad he's finally taking some time and writing, again.

>billionaire most powerful man in the world is a joke

then what would that make you?

> was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and inherited millions of dollars upon birth

Also, money is not a sole indicator of value dipshit

I love how the president is suddenly “the most powerful man in the world” when (You)r candidate wins

American politics are truly a joke

Aw did your mummy tell you how special and big you are before bed, lil buddy? Don't forget the blanket your meema made you, it'll keep the big bad monsters away from your bed. Monsters like "The Real World" and "Inherent Value vs. Earned Value". Faggot.

Seems I struck a nerve with you , kekistani shitlord . Keep acting like a ignorant bitch tho

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I would say the definitive mark of a comedian is being fucking funny, you pseudo-intellectual. I don't watch any of the people you mentioned because I'm not american, but my favourite comedian makes maybe the dumbest jokes possible. I'm also probably smarter than you, and I do know what saying that on this website means but just trust me, yeah?

>shitlord
m8 dont debase yourself like this

there's a reason less than 10% of college professors and intellectuals identify as conservative. The GOP thrives and survives on ignorance and stupidity

>I'm smarter than you
Dumbfuck spotted. Unless you tested in the top 1% you're not gonna scratch me boyo.

Does earned value include getting an evil dictator that was supposedly hellbent on nuclear war to come to heel when the past three presidents were "unable"?
What about taking down child trafficking rings consisting of thousands of members?
Maybe investigating and jailing, and single-handedly causing the resignation of literally hundreds of corrupt officials and CEOs grants some of that earned value you speak of?

But please, tell me all about how John Oliver explained to you how Obama is God and trump is a doofus?
Obama gave 1.5 billion dollars CASH to iran, secretly gave them the ability to use US currency, and helped progress their nuclear program all for a piece of paper that NOBODY EVEN SIGNED. Pay attention you fucking retard. Take the jew cocks out of your ears and eyes and mouth and pay the fuck attention.
All hail God emperor TRUMP

Uhhhh nah that's because colleges and their lackeys need political funding in order to continue running.

I was thinking about that same article.

You've got me mixed up you fucking ass. I'm a Trump supporter, and made my point clear that sometimes John Oliver is a retard, but sometimes he can be funny. Don't fucking remind me how bad Obama fucked up. Christ the ability to read drops daily with you fuckwits.

Imagine having a superiority complex this big. Fuck dude, I don't even lean left, but pull your head out your ass

If you're talking about IQ tests, then I haven't taken any. Online doesn't count either, so your top 1% means shit all.

I'm pretty damn left and Jesus, God fucking no.

Nah bud, multiple subject testing, all top 1% in the nations graduates.

Friendly reminder that Drumpf fags are uneducated hicks that blindly vote agaisnt their own economic interests

>golden era of comedy

Millennial Boomers, pls.

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I don't believe that and if I give you examples of things I've done you will immediately shoot me down and dismiss me, so what is the point?

The golden era of comedy started in the 50s and ended in the mid 2000s. An era, dipshit, not a decade.
I'm a fucking spaceship you dumb bastard.

Gonald Glumpf impeach him now

Sorry dude, but you lost. Now if you dont mind, I'm gonna post some laughing.jpg at your expense for the screencap.

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>every thread is a screencap
Fucking retards nowadays.
This ones my favorite.

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Chad just "goes with the flow" to get women. Doing things that are socially unacceptable hurts your chances of getting pussy, so Chad spouts some cliche leftist horseshit to easily AMOG sexual competitors. It's not that fucking hard to understand.

You niggers are stupid as fuck sometimes.

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Uhh yeah babe. Flail a little.

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>They're finally moving up to actual intelligent left comedy like Jon Stewart, shit that's actually funny and not based off of half assed political beliefs.

Leibowitz is an angry has-been. His writers did all his legwork during the Bush era.

Seems legit

onions

Nobody worth their weight in any competitive sport is a leftist lol

Better question. Why are so many sports writers leftists?

>They're finally moving up to actual intelligent left comedy like Jon Stewart

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>John Oliver is pretty good

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Imagine thinking these aren’t just centrist neolibs

Bill endorsed Bernie for president before he got rigged out of the dem primaries. John Oliver is a guaranteed lefty

Because alphas seek status within a social group and leftism is more high status, for the most part. Also more women to fugg.

This is also true for religion and morals.

No. It's because leftist policies can only thrive in a theoretical environment.
There are no repercussions for espousing socialist philosophy in educational institutions.

In the real world it falls flat. That is why leftism is concentrated in places where it doesn't have to actually work to survive.
The vast majority of self-identifying leftists/socialists will never be successful or hold down a decent job or exist as a productive member of society until they adopt more pragmatic beliefs.

Just admit you got BTFO hard by that user. It's pretty pathetic watching you backtrack like this.

>Jon Stewart
>left
you americans have a weird definition of what left means

>John Oliver is pretty good
(you) almost had it

>fratbros
>left

>Masculine
>Lefty
Gr8b8m8

In other news: water is wet

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Hey guys remember when the writers for all the Jew tv shows went on strike and John Stewart sucked shit for like six months?? Me too

Im extremely right wing. But usually i pretend to be the average lefty-liberal, but mostly non-political so i wont be a social outcast.
I think many other people has the same situation.

>That is why leftism is concentrated in places where it doesn't have to actually work to survive
Sure bud

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Don't be stupid.
Obviously, the attractive and successful people you look up to are [insert preferred ideology].

John Oliver is good, because he triggers the fuck out of Jow Forums manchildren.

(you)

Cuck.
Unless you are at the workplace, why care?
I go to a very liberal school, and I posted on my Insta stories (200+ views) of me with the Trump-esque Leader of the conservative party of Ontario, Doug Ford.
People were pretty mad, but I don't care.
>For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Mark:8:36

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Nice bait op.

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This is true.

Trump =/= extremely right.
Also i live in the EU, different winds blow here. I do not aim to make myself unemployable for no reason.

Because PC normie scum.

Because conservatives under 30 are only trying to emulate real conservatives who are real men and just end up looking like retards in the process. If you're going for the privileged daddys trust fund look, then it's fine.

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This. Reminds me of the story of the genius who died penniless, only for people to realize he was high-key one of the greatest minds to ever live. Only he was a dickhead and squandered literally every social opportunity he ever got.

That genius political humor you're so enthralled by is the formulaic product of tired writers who do the same shit day in and day out. The fact that you have easily fallen victim to the psychological reinforcement tactic of smarmy quip plus applause and laughter, is a demonstration of your lethargic intellect, mr. 1% boy.

source pls

Based.

you guys are chasing this chad mode shit all the way down to politics?

what the fuck

>Gammas
Lean politically left because they want to fit in or never really formulated opinions of their own. They learned to prioritize feelings over rational thought and yell at others rather than listening.
>Betas
Lean right because they are insecure deep down and feel the need to display how bold they can be. They use their "right-wing" ideas as a personality trait so they are known as the "gun guy" or some shit. They claim to be Chad but really aren't, they aren't much different from Gammas.
>Chads/Alphas
Have given up on or don't have time for politics, most don't give a fuck about politics at all. They'll hear some dude ranting and probably respond with a "yeah whatever man" rather than engaging in a pointless debate. They are stoic as shit and probably have bigger things to focus on and don't really give a fuck about what people think of their opinions.

this, my own experience

Imagine being white sitting at 8% of the global population. Most of your countries have stagnant birth rates. And as a percentage of your population, you are decreasing significantly. America in 1950’s was close to 90% white. Now it’s around 60%. Many european countries now have similar trends.

In your home countries you are losing relevance and influence due to extremely ethnocentric foreign groups vying for power.

Population replacement happens all the time through out history. You will be replaced. Your history forgotten. Your DNA only existing within fragments of other people. Your civilizations you built taken over by outsiders.

But at least you can die being a good leftist who was never bothered by racism as you are out bred by other groups.

The absolute state of white people. Kill yourselves now.

>gym bros
>chads
Totally irrelevant to OPs point

>caring this much about muh whiteness
The only people that give a shit about being "white" are dumbasses with no understanding of cultural heritage. It's fine if your proud of being German or Swedish or whatever but being "white" has nothing to do with that. "Whiteness" isn't a culture, it's a dated amalgamation that insecure neets cling to because they spent too much time reading about a meme ideology on an anime message board

>doug ford supporter
since when were toddlers allowed to be on Jow Forums

>fratbros
>chads
Don't know when the last time you checked was but in recent years most frats are filled with insecure dudebros that wouldn't fit in anywhere else. Frats have stopped being cool like half a decade ago, unless you go to a southern state school that clings to tradition

Those two cannot hold a ducking candle to Stewart.

>leftist policies can only thrive in a theoretical environment
Yeah I guess a world where the US doesn't invade and destabilize any country that approaches socialism can only exist in theory. As the saying goes, the only country that can truly become communist is America because we can't invade ourselves

>we can't invade ourselves
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

Group selection and group evolutionary biology is a real thing. Get used to it.

Because “white” can be endlessly argued about doesn’t change the fact that Europeans as a whole have diminishing power and cultural influence abroad and within their own countries.

Fucking leftist brainlets

This. I'm not quite chad yet but even I've banged a few girls that probably wouldn't have banged me if I spouted out a bunch of my political opinions.

>offers no support
>has data

die you op fagqueer

Yeah, those scrawny little antifa cunts are really swole. Literally never seen a shredded leftist, I mean never. The leftist mindset doesn't fit with a healthy lifestyle.

Project harder fatso.

Have a free (you) on me.