>be lifting since 4 years now >decide to go the city to buy new clothes >a gym chain is doing a pull-up contest in the middle of the city square >anyone who does 20 pullups gets a two months free membership voucher for the gym >sizeable crowd around the booth >bunch of dyel soccer fags try but can't even do 15 >two qt3.14 girls at the booth tell me to try out >ask the qties what will I get if I do more than 20 >"Well, try to do 20 first then we will see :)" >casually do 32 pull-ups >whole crowd is cheering >one of the booth qties pulls me aside >"Wow, you are the first to win the voucher! Do you workout? Can I give you my number?" >"Only if I get her number as well" >both of them giggle like schoolgirls and give me their numbers >mfw
This was the most alpha moment in my life. Thank you Jow Forums!
>>"Wow, you are the first to win the voucher! Do you workout?
BAHAHHAHAHAH DYEL?
Christian Brooks
You did not do 32 pull ups from a hang
Lucas Peterson
>everyone clapped >black science teacher happens to be in the crowd >hands me the official"right to say nigga" in public card >sucks his teeth "you aight white boi" >snaps his finger and the 2 gorls hosting the competition procede to suck my dick
Only a dyel body (sub 200 lbs.) can do 32 pullups.
David Roberts
Numbers work if it's not from a hang, and op never said it was.
William Diaz
>black science man hollas for some sistas >two fat black bitches roll up >"he cute" >proceed to twerk their fat asses and letting out a constant stream of celebratory brraaaps as the two qts continue to fellate him >one of the qts looks up at him and says over the sound of ass-clapping and celebratory brapping "You're a big guy" >op wakes up >needs to change his sheets again
