Tfw you can lift how much you want but you will never have a big penis

This reminds me, does anyone have that pic where this naked girl held a ruler right in front of her crotch to see how deep a dick could go? There was also another pic with the same girl just for girth

it's not like you are gonna need it anyway.

>tfw have a 7 incher with a shape of an upside down banana
>basically a nigger penis on a manlet
Idk if i'm supposed to be happy or not

>be me
>have a big penis
>be happy every day
I believe that in this particular instance, correlation = causation

my penis is big, but i am small

8” here and built strong naturally. Genetic lottery won.

Anyone else just 100% content with their dick? I mean mines like 6.5inches but I never felt any anxiety about it, ever. I like how it looks as well.

I wouldn't even feel bad if my dick was shorter, it just doesn't register to me as an issue for some reason.

Exact same size and I hate it

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13cm here
5'1 inches
lost my virginity recently and she absolutely loved it
big dicks are a meme

>be only 9 inch by 7 inch girth
>about to have sex for the first time with a girl
>she sees my penis and laughs, refuses to have sex
>tells friends and now whole uni calls me Mr. Little

Why even live bros? I'll always have a small dick.

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Accept your faith. Really it's about the mindset. You cant change dick size, focus on what you can.
t. small dicker

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Probably fucks more than you do

>you can lift as much as you want but women will always pick the guy who's taller even if he's skinnyfat

The real redpill.

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>you can lift as much as you want
>you cant be as tall as you want
>but women will always pick the guy who's not an autistic Jow Forums browser

The real redpill.

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Too real. Delet your post.

My dick is smaller than a samsung s6

Life has a peculiar sense of humor

if you read about gay culture you would change that to "definitly fucks more than you do". before aids epidemic put a halt to it the gays in san francisco reported sexual partners in the THOUSANDS. pretty interesting how lesbians (only a few long term relationships in a lifetime) and gays (indescriminate everyone fucks everyone) behave and it's implications for male vs female behavior in dating

>tfw 3.9 inch dick when full hard
technically it's a grower since it's even smaller when flaccid

I'm sure he does. I got hit on by a couple of faggots before, so I can imagine how promiscuous fags are. Not that I could feel jealous about digging shit out of another mans ass.

>5.5 inches only
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You think about gay guys a lot

At least we still have some shaft to work with user. Anything lower than that and she might not be able to stroke with her palm, which would be terrible

love my 5x5

Yeah but what about your dick?

Tfw same

6'7x5'5 here

>6 and a half feet by 5 and a half feet
Go away Ice Giant.

inb4 dicklet etc

kek

>6.7"
>dicklet
Some serious delusion if a well-above-average dick is "dicklet" to anyone.

go away newfag everyone has 9 inchcer on Jow Forums

WTF i have the exact same fucking size. get out of my life NSA

I don't remember if I ever measured mine, but it works fine and I've never heard any complaints. I'm rather satisfied as long as those things stay true.

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Please let this be true

Lift weights with dick. Problem solved. Wrap it around a a 25 lb or so and fling it upwards.

>tfw have kidney tickler

it literally almost touches my belly when fully hard. Fucking sucks

>dicklet post causing my anxiety to rise

i better go re-measure.

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S9+

tfw 5.3inches/13.5 cm
end it lads

If you were a fatshit and lose weight you get dick gains.

Lose weight and visit pegym. The latter will take 2-3 years but you can expect 3-5 cm

5'5"
5 inch dick.
Havent measured since I lost fat around groin though. Im sure it's still the same.
Have been able to make gf cum a few occasions without playing her clit.
Just have to know how to work with what you have.
Prone bone is great. Lay a pillow under her back and have her legs wrapped around you.

This is funny. :D

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>tfw you can lift how much you want but you will never get taller

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>6.2'' dick
>used to be super confident sexually
>so many of the women i've fucked have told me i'm amazing/the best they've had
>got into huge argument with ex a few years ago and she said i have small dick
>haven't been as confident since
>now i always feel a bit anxious before fucking a new girl

why did this happen :(

Could be that your ex is just evil

>>got into huge argument with ex a few years ago and she said i have small dick

That's just some bullshit that women say.

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>be 5x5"
>insecure a lot of my life
>one day decide to dick around with drugs and have fucking weird dreams
>something that perists in all of them is my genitals disappear entirely
>shaped like an action figure downstairs
>start to despair in the dream
>dream feels like it lasts hours
>go through every stage of grief over not being able to touch my benis
>black out
>wake up 15 hours after taking drugs
>immediately cup my crotch
>tears of joy over still having my cock and balls
>give myself a sort of victory stroke
>lose insecurity over size permanently
It doesn't matter how big fellas, just be glad you can stroke, penetrate, and shoot with it

i hope you're right mate

I am, and I guarantee it. They say it when they're mad. It's a cope. After all, if you have a small penis, then they're the one who got dicked down by it. She probably also swallowed your "small dick" nut.

Nothing to worry about, my man.

>8.5 inches
>6ft
>lift
>no gf
>Can't talk to girls
>extremely awkward even though I know I shouldn't be
Kill me anons on one hand I am thankfull but it is the charm that matters

Also I'm 6 inch girth but still

>you can lift how much you want and have a huge dick but you will never overcome your social anxiety

>6'4
>weak dyel
>6.5" dick
>fuck a decent amount of women
You're ugly bro

you might watch too much porn user, you're comparing yourself to the top 0.1% and that's just unrealistic. Stop watching porn for a while my guy.

look up "penile hypertrophy" buckaroo

Ya'll realize jelqing/PE does work, right?

I started doing that last week, but I'm sure it will take a while before I get that out of my system.

It doesn't.

>you might watch too much porn user, you're comparing yourself to the top 0.1% and that's just unrealistic. Stop watching porn for a while my guy.
lol. stop coping. porn uses average penises to cater to common people. Never gonna make it dicklet.

Imagine being this insecure about your dick size. You are probably one of those people who are insecure about their height.... NEVER gonna make it.

It does, because I've done it. I gained about an inch in length and a little girth.

I bought my girlfriend a dildo that was an inch longer than my dick because I wanted to see if I was really lacking something. she couldnt take a sibgle .1 more than my 6.5 on this 7.5 didlo (5 girth for both). These feels are excellent, plus now I get to DP her myself with this new toy. I used to be insecure about it but when I quit smoking and started lifting it went from 5.5x4.5 to 6.5x5. Life is good.

Try nofap. It will cure your gayness. Stop being a sexual deviant. I'm on a similar path myself except the less gay one.

>nofap
>curing gayness

if anything the desperation + test boost makes you more of a faggot, I went nofap for a month and I caught myself legitimately thinking about raping the gym twink. He literally looked like a girl from behind.

7.5x5.5 here, had something ridicilous like 8.something x 5.something during a migrane once.
Dont ruin your dick with stupid shit like pumps jelqing, if you are really insecure consider surgery

Nofap makes me want to rape femboys and traps

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>tfw you have a big penis but you will never lift

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I don't get that, why do you not want to rape girls then? Pls explain

>average dick (6")
>above average girth
>confident about it
>have ED
wow. FeelsFuckingHorribleMan

Lmao.

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I only have sex I don't ever masturbate. By the way I have a lot of hot females that are always becoming my "friend" because they think I'm straight and they get BTFO when I reject them for the superior penis.

Fuck this, i become even gayer on nofap. Have you tried a month before, i did and nearly exploded out my pants, i couldn't stop mirin the cute twink in my gym '

Does anyone know why this is tho? I've heard it from a lot of different people

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I do, but I usually don't like femboys and traps. Nofap makes me want them.

Yeah that's real wierd to be honest

Went on nofap for a week.
Held down and raped my "straight" reverse trap bro.
Had her...his first dick induced orgasm...and second and third and fourth...kind of lost track at 8. Just laid there moaned and occasionally wailed with his ass in the air with me pounding that pussy like I was trying to jack hammer through a wall.
I just rationalized it as fucking an especially ugly chick or a dyke who needed to be fucked straight. I had to stop seeing my gym bro as my gym bro.
He bakes me cookies and calls me multiple times a day now.
I also furiously masturbate to keep the rape boner away. No amount of fapping to solo amature straight girls can wipe that away.
I'll always be that guy who fucked a female to male tranny half to death.
It's not as bad as being known as a guy...well fag.. who sucks dick but it's up there.

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Yeah, it is

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Tfw 5.5" x 4 .5" . At this point, I'd be happy with some girth, but I think I might be alright with my dick if I weren't a premature ejaculator. The combination has taken a tremendous toll on my psyche.

YAMERO

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>if anything the desperation + test boost makes you more of a faggot
This is true, when I'm doing nofap, I'm more open to letting my Gf massage my prostate and finger my butthole. I also start fantasizing about having violent angry sex with traps or women other than my Gf. Basically pumping and dumping anything with a hole, it got to the point where I cheated on my Gf by borderline raping a girl in my class while we were studying together because I knew she wanted me and I just wanted to cum in someone.

Im still on nofap and noticed no difference in sex drive. Mind is definitely sharper

I'm asian and people told me my dick was small in school. Ended up being 6" and have given myself elbow tendonitis several times trying to jelq for dick gains.

Nice. Have this degenerate tranny.

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my dick is average, which looks pretty small on my lanklet body, but ive never really minded. i regularly consider murder+suicide over being mutilated as an infant though

supreme domination

>tfw 3.5 inches hard
>also 40 percent bodyfat

Just find an autist gf bro

>be only 12 inch and 9 inch girth
>a bit bigger when hard
>someone pulls my pants during basketball class
>all girls there
>everybody begings singing mr small
Just fuck my shit up senpai