Jow Forums jobs

What does everyone do? I find myself in NEETdom and want to find a job which is conducive to a Jow Forums lifestyle. For the sake of everyone else lets go with no-minimal experience, and please, no office cucks; you have less time than anyone else.

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Owning a gym is my Jow Forums dream.
Lift all day, take days off to go /out/ whenever the fuck I want, and the money practically makes itself

This thread again.
We are all neets but cosplay as normies.

You probably want to be your own boss and earn 60000$. Weekends off, 38h a week.

Your references: 19 years and high school

Alot of the time, office jobs are most beneficial for gains.
Working a manual labour job takes its toll on the body and depending on how strenuous the job is leaves you with not much strength/energy to have a proper workout after work.
>worked in playground installations for 2 years
>landscaping for 2 years
>retail for 2 years
>neet for 6 months between lanscaping and playground job

Most gains I made were being neet. Just cause I could focus all my energy into lifting.

I'm a primary school maths teacher.
I managed to sneak a picture of The Chemist in to my class room.
The fat female adults are lost, but these kids have a chance.
Changing hearts and minds lads.

Your references are too generous for me

I work in cybersecurity.

I really don't do much all day.

Software developer.
It's ok

Which lang? Java EE here

>no office cucks; you have less time than anyone else.
Get an office job where you can work from home and download Skype or Slack or whatever to your phone. You can spend hours at the gym or out running without anyone noticing.

Navy here
all I do is workout and get loadsa benefits, free housing, and decent pay

Lmao don't pretend you have ever held a fucking job lolol

I'm in the army.

Can confirm we do have great gyms and really good benefits. Also I'm finance for the army so it's even better.

>tfw was in college for Physics but failed out my senior year
>depression came back and I started drinking heavily and as it turns out that's not conducive for learning statistical thermodynamics, math physics, quantum II and Emag

Gotta wait two years to renter...

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Just finished my first year of physics. First semester was fine but got a D in calc II and a C in physics and chemistry 2nd semester. How fucked am I?

Office cuck for 4 years now. All gains have diminished back to novice level throughout these years. I don't even work that much, but adding in the 30 mins cummute each way, eating, cooking, cleaning, poopong etc, it's like I have 30 mins of free time each day. Quitting at the end of the month, but scary thing is I don't know what to do next.

I'm a bank teller, sit on my ass all day counting other peoples money.

Manager for a Package company, labor intensive
work in the morning and lift in the afternoon.
6 years since out of highschool

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Personal trainer. It's alright. not a ton of money to be made, but it keeps you very active and nets a good amount of free time. I'm happy with it. Looking to become a firefighter. Tons of free time with a government fuckoff salary and benefits.

Education so i'm on my feet all day.
>10-11 hour days cause USA school system is trash
>No real lunch break, gotta drink scoops and eat fast
>Most kids give you sweets
>When next year starts i'm putting on my list protein bars for gifts

Work in a shop 30 hours while being at uni. Starting a Mechanical Engineering placement in September, gonna be 45 hours there and 20 hours in my shop. Rip my life.