Fph thread

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>work in a pizza kitchen that's inside a pub
>not only do I have to make food for fat fucks, they're drunk as well and have little to no idea what a decent amount of food is
>one day, everything's been pretty quiet
>the ticket machine prints an order
>three 20' pies, two sandwiches, some buffalo wings, some pizza rolls, etc.
>unbelievably retarded order (especially because we have no toaster or grill, meaning that we have to use the relatively small oven for not only the pizzas and pizza rolls, but the toast and meat for the sandwiches, the buffalo wings, everything)
>ticket machine continues printing and we're now just in the regular dinner rush
>reasonable tickets, just stuff like one pizza, a few rolls, an order of wings
>all held up by this unbelievably huge order that some group (hopefully) of gelatinous fat fucks decided that they have to have
>our ticket times are wrecked
>it takes like half an hour of inventive oven time usage to get this jagged, crusty turd of an order the fuck out of our kitchen

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Is it just me or does the chair look like it shrivels up in fear when she goes to sit down

these are just box squats without the weight.

actually not a terrible idea for somebody who probably hasn't moved in a long while.

look people who are fat should be shameful, but people who want to fix the problem after coming to their senses? I support that.

I think there should be a policy about how food in X quantities can only be ordered at least a day in advance or something.

the problem with that is the fat fucks would just make multiple smaller orders

it happens with the "smart" ones that bring in cupons that cant be combined

Two completely different bodies

The bartenders where I work wouldn't bother to enforce that, even if we did get a rule like that instated. They just care about their tips. They don't give a fuck about the kitchen.

Is there a difference in how you treat multiple smaller orders versus one large one?

i'm fat myself (96kg 1,8M) but some La Creatura's i see roaming are not normal

>work in kebab shop for 2 euro's an hour
>have to work with disgusting grease and bad smells
>our custumers are not that bad, usually order a thing or 2
>fatties are the worst
>they want almost everyhting on the menu, so i have to controll the grill frying oven and deep fryer
>most custumers understand this kinda stuff so they don't order a kebab with pizza AND fried snacks, so if i ask if they want to change order they do
>but not the fatties
>every single one of them has a huge annoying order
>almost all of them smell realy bad and i have to clean their seats after they left
>scooters are not allowed inside so they jsut park straight infron of the door, cluttering the entrance

I've kept this tab open for nearly a month waiting to come back here.

newsweek.com/united-airlines-passenger-called-smelly-fatty-and-brought-tears-another-930197?amp=1

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>2 euro's an hour
you have to go back

the guy promised to pay for my drivers loicense after a period of work

>you have to go back
Go back where? you stupid motherfucker

>fat fuck single mother raised me
>was fat until I hit puberty
>perm. stretch marks on my hips

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But people who want to fix the problem after coming to their senses are fat though.
And people who are fat """""should be shameful""""" (nice english).

to the kebab shop obviously

unfuckable lard-arses

>newsweek
fug, thought they were one of the good ones

>h-hang on! it’s a big order!

the one to the left doesn't look that bad, the one to the right however...

>THEY SAID I'M TOO FAT
Bet you it was actually the hairline

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You actually ask people if they'd like to change thier order. Just do your job you fucking loser.

i know most of the people, the boss specificly told me to do that if their order is cheap,like: a pizza with a frikandel, the total would be 4,50$ and for that order i have to fry up the oven and the deepfryer for 1 item, it costs too much, but most regular custumors only do this during rush hour when we are already doing this stuff so it's ok, only the fatties will order something like that at 13:00

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The people in the lighter zones have more willpower than the people in the tan zones.

want to cum in left one

thanks for ruining my nofap, fatty

delet

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More like a lack of food

>one oven

sounds like an under equipped kitchen

uh , poland ?

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> 96kg 1,8M

Holy shit. 211 lbs at 5'9???

Does someone have the "my pre breakfast" pic?

typo, i meant 1,9M

I wanna breed the left one

1.8M is 5'11" you mong

It is. To start off with, it was just an Irish pub. A friend of one of the owners ran an Italian kitchen across the way. He went out of business and asked the pub owner if he wanted to buy some kitchen shit for cheap. Pub owner said yeah and now I work in an Italian kitchen in an Irish pub (in a German town in America).

We have literally just enough to technically do our job. And we do like 25% more business every year.

mfw

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>hot salty tears

Bitch can't even cry without thinking in terms of taste.

But seriously, the hero here is the guy who managed to switch seats to get away from the fatty without any more effort than a text message. The "literally shaking" guy can go fuck himself and his virtue signaling enabling, and the airlines can go fuck themselves too for shrinking seat sizes and not requiring fat shits to purchase two tickets.

>obese coworker, story continues
>has to go to the office next to hers for team meeting
>arrives out of breath
>spends 5 solid minutes panting
>it's literally a 5 second walk
>wears mary jane style stretchy mesh shoes, fat pouring over the top
>has short hair so you can see the fat on the back of her neck, neck bulges out further than skull does

Also I need to confess my sin. I had a craving for sweets today after work, went to panera and got two pastries, just finished polishing off both of them. I'm supposedly on a cut (need to drop 10 lbs.) I feel kind of sick now. Also craving water...guess my body is trying to flush the sugar out or something. I have failed you.

>working in food service
>bitching about people ordering lots of food

get a real job if you don't like it plebs

i don't work there, part timer, also the kebab shop was the best in town, most custumers, because we not only provided food but service we knew most people

I'm not complaining because it's hard, because it's not. I'm honestly overpaid for the job that I do. That doesn't change the fact that these fat fucking cunts are retarded and gluttonous beyond belief.

I see a chink and a nig

If it's on the menu it's fair game

Thanks for the thoughtful discussion

this is why everybody hates you americans

That's says a lot about Europeans that you think it's good business to put things on then menu then expect customers not to order certain things.

I've been a skelefag my entire life and I have stretch marks around my hips/ass. It might be due to growth spurts, but regardless, it's probably not a big deal, dude.

>live in Colorado
>aware of hamplanets, see them rarely
>take a trip to the south with some friends, first time going
>it's a fucking hamsolar system, abominations seem to even outnumber regular people some places
It made me sad. I always thought the Amerifat meme was just that.
A lot of good barbecue and friendly people in the south, I'll give them that.

Who makes these threads? Fatties?

Does this anger you? I see these fat fuck children with fat fuck parents and my reaction is that it's basically abuse. The kids don't know any better and their parent just shovels garbage into their mouth and never makes them exercise or eat proper portions of healthy food. I'm not proposing locking up the parents or taking away the kids or anything extreme but it makes me really sad. The kids have no chance.

"Perfect"? They see themselves as "perfect"? Because I'm pretty sure that would never treat anyone like they're "perfect". Look, whore. If you want to be fat then be fat. You aren't a catch.

fatties gonna fat

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Nothing new user. States like Alabama and Florida have the worst health rating. New York and Cali have higher ratings.

Why is Steven posing with Dr. Now? I thought Now hated him

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I'm filled with hatred and resentment

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i think that is their first meet up
the doc wore gloves because steven stank and was unclean.

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Imagine being so fat and out of shape that this would be an exercise.

This. Once McDonalds moves in, it begins

It's not that lefty is fat, it's that no one can really tell what race she is, so she isn't marketable.

im impressed he got that much of a pullup before it snapping

>"HI I NEED 10 DOUBLE BURGERS 5 LARGE FRIES 4 SHAKES AND 3 KIDS MEALS, I WANT IT ALL FRESS NEW TOO "
"I NEED..."

why is it these fat fucks always start their orders this way? They are the ones who need this stuff the absolute least.

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I just want airlines to charge by the pound like they do with cargo.

>I have failed you.
Everyone has their weak moments. Try harder faggot.

We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible.

this is what hippobitches really think

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>being an immobile fatass is evolution
>accept this change
what the fuck

Why do you care when you’ve never left your house?

Cute!!!

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>never left your house
DELET

if the lighter mutt in that pic started lifting just a little bit she'd be banging

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Caracals are very cute.

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>without the weight
That's a lie

And pretty. Very nice

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>Eat dinner with cousins for a birthday get together
>We all had a pretty large meal each
>While we're about to get the check, one cousin asks to order another dish
>Tell her the food isn't going to taste that great tomorrow
>Her: "Oh no, it's for later. I know I'm going to feel hungry later"
>During our dinner, she mentions her lunch which was about 1k+ calories (Chicken Bake + Coffee Freeze drink from Costco)
>Lunch and dinner is well over 2000 calories already
>Still needs a another meal later today
>She probably ate breakfast too
>She constantly complains how everyone at her work eats a ton a food while she eats 'nothing' and she's fat while they're normal weights

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>working in fast food ever
shit wages and literally the worst customers ever. Just be a waiter or something, fuck.

the left one is pretty qt

Moscow subway ticket machine accepts 30 squats as payment for ticket.
i.imgur.com/AQ0QhKY.mp4

My nephew is about 11 and a little chubby but athletic. I've heard he has been made fun of at school for being overweight. How can I help him?

Who hurt you user? Dude that offered to switch seats seems like a pretty solid guy, even if he is helping a fattie

get him off of soda , sugar , processed shite foods

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noneya business

Wean him off of foods with added sugar, and encourage him to lift. He's got a bulk going, so he may as well put it to use

Think of it. Any guy/girl who happens to be there and give attention to them. Who are they going to go for? She will easily be the most attractivewoman/person there. Also, attention.

im a fph regular who gets disgusted by fat people but likes ethnic girls. i somehow stumbled across this ethnic girl who has done masturbating on cam videos before, she is definitely fat, she has tattoos, a fucking septum piercing, i even found her twitter and she talks about being gender queer. its all so degenerate.

but next thing i knew im downloading all her stuff from porn torrent trackers and jerking off daily to her. i have failed you fph, rescind my membership

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Why was she reading what he was texting? What a nosy cunt

Is this how women mog each other? Everyone (ESPECIALLY woman on left) knows one is better looking than the other

>light areas
Hmmmmmmm