I just said some fucking retarded shit to my oneitis

did that like last week, only way is to talk to other bitches, now everything i felt for that hoe is gone lel

ok so she didnt respond, shes not interested, at least you know now. Forget about it

haha

Deleted the conversation out of shame, I want to erase that memory from my brain

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This

its not the end of the world, I used to drink a lot and drunk texted the most cringy/retarded stuff to multiple girls over the years, some oneitis status, some I didnt even like when sober. It was stupid as fuck and at the time I regreted most of it, but it all passes and in the end none of it matters at all

Did something like this 3 weeks ago
>tfw she broke up with me over text, out of nowhere
>go to her house to drop shit off she left at my apartment and she doesn't even come outside to talk to me
>go to delete her on Snapchat as I pull out of her driveway
>"active 20 seconds ago"

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>go to her house to drop shit off she left at my apartment

Why? If she wanted her shit back she could've went to get it, don't be her errand boy lmao.

Was hoping for some sort of closure desu
Figured there was something

ahahaha right?

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>active 20 seconds ago
what does that mean? shes sucking chads dick now?

why not irl you dumbass also if you were ,,friends'' with her forgetti

This too shall pass

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>omg lol
>stacy come look at what this guy sent me
>wtf that is creepy lol

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>haha who even is this guy?
>he's ugly asf can't believe he actually asked me lol

>this is hilarious
>i'm so gonna post this on facebook, but i'll block him from viewing my post

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>mfw my friends show their weird tinder messages to me and i make fun of guys with them
>mfw guys are super sensitive, send random abs shots with no reason, etc.
>mfw i see some huge guy trying to be alpha but i know weird all the weird stuff he said when he was trying to fuck my friend and how dumb his tinder bio is

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Very rude post

"oneitis" isn't a person. You can't even use the meme right, jesus christ.

just be normal and you won't get made fun of

post it user

OP nobody cares. Almost every guy is stupid and sends weird text shit after a breakup. Just try to live a good life for like a year and you'll be fine.

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>just be normal

how

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girl I was friends with used to show me messages from other guys, I didnt ask for it and not sure why she started, maybe wanted to make me jelaous but I wasnt much into her. Told her to stop after a few times since it just made me feel bad for the guys. Believe me, girls do that

Don't worry OP, if you just hang on and stay alive it will always get better.

Like remember that time your friends didn't show up to your birthday?
Even with other stuff, being a sad kid is really normal. Now none of it matters anymore.

Or when your first crush didn't want you? Yeah, same feeling. Your whole world is coming down.

It's the same with almost any let down. It might feel like it's the end of the world but you're only seeing it from your own point of view. And your vision is pinpointed to the last event because that was the last event.

It's never the end of the world, friend.
Just do what you gotta do to make the pain lessen and in time it will. Like always. Lift, talk to girls, get a new hobby, don't stay indoors thinking about it, etc.

You'll get through it. You always have.

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Are you retarded? It can be used as a noun

i'm read
(also me)
breakups are too hard for guys, TRUST ME when i say that nobody cares
literally just focus on having a healthy routine for a year

No it can't. You are the retard.

I went on a date with oneitis. I went full autismo because i thought it would be fun slasg funny. She actually found it funny. We are perfect together desu

Greentext it

Fuck off, Dante.

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Been there, done that, user. A few years later and I just look back and laugh about it.

Don't worry about it.

>Tfw my oneitis invited me over the other night at 1 am to watch a movie
>She said she had to be up early the next morning and she fell asleep like 5 min into the movie
>Get close and touch a few times due to tossing and turning but no outright cuddling
>in the morning she wakes me by touching my hand softly
>says be and initiates a hug (which she never does)
>The next night I invite her over
>She never responds
>Been 2 days now
I wish I could understand

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Fuck, breh.

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She wanted you to initiate, and you didn't. She probably thinks you think she's ugly or something.

dont EVER text her again, dont be pathetic

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She fell asleep though, not even kidding like 5 minutes in. What was I supposed to do just start touching her? It was like 1am and she had to be up at 6 too

>What was I supposed to do just start touching her?

More or less, yeah. Should have cuddled up to her and everything. She wanted to wake up with your arm wrapped around her.

I'm not mocking you, btw. I am similarly autistic and I have made this mistake on more than one occasion, so I am sharing my experience.

>>mfw guys are super sensitive, send random abs shots with no reason, etc.
Kek this

why
were you drunk? a sane person doesnt just do that, especially not through text

I did this once to a girl that was talking about relationship stuff and she left me on read for like six months after :^)

Maybe, she's so hot and cold though. We've had nights similar but where we kiss and cuddle, I've spent the night at hers a few times, but we're still not together.
Sometimes she makes it seem like we're in love and going to be together, then she'll just go days without talking to me, like before the other night, we hadn't spoken in a few days. So it was hard for me to decide what to do

I really need to stop talking to her and get over her

Don't text her again. Let it hang, and if she wants it bad she'll be back.

Just ghost her don’t ever respond to her if she hits you up, move on

>tfw i broke up with her and i left her on read for like 3 months while she texted me almost every day
feels good man

>Meet grill, always platonic at least on the surface
>She looks similar to Paris Hilton, tan, hyperblonde, kinda short, similar face/eyes in a way etc
>Oneitis her best friend for years
>date other girls during, eventually stop caring, was just young and dumb
>fast forward like Eight years later
>Over at first girls house at 2am
>puts on minions or some shit
>Start rubbing the back of her neck as she sits next to me on the couch
>She gets up, lays belly down across my lap
>pull her shirt up start massaging her
>Start adventuring towards her ass and working out some kinks down there
>Have a massive erection trying to push through her abs
>wanted her pretty fucking bad
>Basically just massaging her groin without touching her pussy lips at this point
>Keep doing that for the rest of the movie because I feel like I have bad breath
>Movie ends
>Escorts me outside and leave
We still talk though. Who knows

Yeah that's how it's been for the past month or so. We'll have a back and forth, then I'll send a message and she won't respond. So I don't text again until she does, which is sometimes days or at longest a week

Haha ya

correct.

She's playing her game, play yours. Next time she sends an invite, something like "nah, gonna get some sleep. maybe later." will work.

There's two outcomes here:
1.) She cracks badly and admits she wants you - You win
2.) She never texts you again, and you don't have to deal with her shit anymore - You win

Bad news- zero chance if you getting with her

Good news- now you can get on with your life assuming you’re smart enough to get over oneitis

nah she used to be into him but now just keeps him around for easy attention, she doesnt want him anymore he either fucked up or missed his shot

Okay, so you see how part 2 works for him, right? If he'll just let it fade, he wins because he's out and it's not his problem anymore.