Rate me, I work out but can't get a gf

Nose rings are feminine, so is long hair. Im sorry brah

Your like blonde Tracer. Become the twink-trap bro, bitches AND dudes will want to duck your dick and play with your nonexistant titties.

no, ignore these retards or you're going to be another casualty of Jow Forums who has girls staring at him but is convinced he's ugly

You look like a woman, a gay woman. No offense.

kek
hellow newfriend

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You look fem

post another pic without the hood

nice

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I've been told by a few girls that I'd look good with a nose ring and that more guys should get it so I thought fuck it.

you look like a fat lesbian version of David Bowie

You look slightly feminine but there's no reason to worry about it since you're good looking.

Thanks user

How about try not having a nose (thot) ring and jew twink hair?

ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING WHORE I COMPLIMENTED YOU

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idk why you can't get a gf you are so hot. I would husbando you any day. Stay of the internet

hahahaha

You are literally male model tier brah. Full homo for you.

Alright you cought on pretty quick, I am a girl. I had my bfs hoodie on and my friend said I looked kinda like a boy so I wanted to see if that pic could pass. Here's actually me

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shut up and check these trips

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I hate faggots so much because they give bad advice to straights

are you blind? Or can you just not count

unless you were hoping for 444 I honestly think you might be retarded

Couldn't really pass. Which is a good thing I guess

Damn talk about lighting doing wonders.. Yikes

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ITT: another larper

Didn't pass in the slightest

Just posing and angles, everyone can look great or shit in photos.

Lose the ring mate

Implying a normalthot like this would browse incelchan

i bet your poop chute smells like strawberry jam

Nice cope uggo

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You went from looking like a male model to looking like an average mid-twenties thot. how does it feel?

>women dont hit the wall at twentyo-

this. fpbp

you look like a cute femboi

Sorry to disappoint, is it the nose ring?

Its mostly the weird angle you took the pic in

ayooooo

>pale complexion
>nose ring
>long hair
>pouty dicksucking lips
Take your hood off, get a haircut, take that cockring out of your nose and smile, stop being a faggot

not really, it's the wrinkled skin.

>male models are just average looking women

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No homo, but you're a very good looking guy.

Fuck, this is a copypasta I've fallen for isn't it?

On the off chance it isn't - you fucking annoy me. In fact, you make me really fucking angry.

Try being a guy with a great social circle, an amazing job in the music industry, who girls find funny, interesting, confident, and engaging, but they say "user would be fucking perfect, but he's just not good looking". The amount of times I've heard that, third hand, second hand, even in fucking person - and I have serious respect for the girls who had the decency to say it to my face.

Try walking a mile in my shoes, then use that experience to realise how fucking lucky you are. Grab your opportunities by the balls and fucking do something with them.

I feel like ranting and raving at what a useless waste you are, but that's just jealousy. I want to help you, because nothing upsets me more when you look like me than seeing a guy who looks like you wasting what genetics gave him.

are you french or something?

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>user would be fucking perfect, but he's just not good looking
And if he is that good looking, he becomes too nice. Can't win, desu. Dont try to play.

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Damn gurlll you lookin old

Didn't see this, but to add to Yes, you do look quite feminine, but that's a GOOD thing. Especially if you work out and are genuinely well built.

Look at any fitness model - they all have slightly feminine faces like yours, but are built like Greek gods. Hell, even statues of Greek fucking gods have feminine faces.

I assume your issue is a mild Autistic spectrum disorder if you can't see the problem here, or work out that your look is desirable and incredibly common in men considered "good looking" in popular culture. I don't mean that in the usual Jow Forums "Huuurrr durrr Autizm!" way, I genuinely assume that your inability to see yourself or understand how other perceive you, not to mention your initial post stating your inability to get a girl despite how you look, strongly suggests some sort of social interaction disorder.

long hair + nosering + dem lips + round prominent cheekbones = girl

But I'm not nice, I'm cocky, confident, and bit of a "jack the lad" - I'm not even blowing my own trumpet here. You'd think that was reason to show off, which it normally would be, but in my situation it's a curse, torture even. Because if I had the looks, I'd be fucking sorted.

L O N D O N ?

My sister unironically said I was prettier than her and my grandma said the same too but that is anything but a good thing user