Say a nice thing to a vegan

Wow you guys must slay a ton of hipster pussy!

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And i bet your diet makes you feel extremely clean

minor treat

Very progressive of you getting rid of that toxic masculinity and challenging gender roles

Don't listen to them bro, you can totally make it.

My gf is a vegan and she doesnt judge people who meat and she does it to lose weight I honestly love it.

Everyone has had that gf who eats shit and it makes your eye twitch while you watch her shove food into her fat fucking fat face aubrie you fucking bitch all you had to do was lose weight

vegan pussy is always dry as fuck. how do you deal with that?

Was minor threat vegan? Ian worked at a haagen das

Astrolube my red sheets are stained as fuck it dripping out her puss but it’s worth it

Your gumption is admirable.

damn, fucking with lube feels shit though. you don't get any friction, it's what i imagine a fleshlight would feel like

fuck you, just cause I'm vegan doesn't mean they can't kick your ass, you pussy

call me a minor threat from the grave after I outlive you

please be bait

nice band

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>tfw you will never play guitar in straight edge vegan punk band

Maybe they're only dry for you because that's not an issue for me at all. That or you're a virgin trying to sound like you have sex and also hate vegans.

is this actually true? the only vegan chick i fugd had a dry pussy but she was also like 35 and pretty drunk

No they were not by any means. I think Ian also sucked off his brother on stage and im not sure if human sperm is vegan

kek, underrated post

GUILTY OF BEING WHITE

you make normal people look better

The best smelling and tasting pussy i ever had was from a vegetarian fit girl

Goddamnit user, now i want to try some too