Are you happy with your penis?

nah, but waht am i to do? more to life than my penis. i will forge on

No it's small and skinny. I hate it and myself

Nope, but it's not like I'm happy about any other part of my body either.

I'm okay with it. It's 16 by 15 cm. I've been with 22 women and many of them would feel pain if I would start moving too fast or go deep. Gotta admit that it would look nicer if it was a bit longer.

Yeah 7 inches are fine.

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There is your answer right there OP

I wish it still had foreskin.

Orgenal

Are you me? Fucking makes hate myself

It serves its purpose. I don't know what else to expect from it

aside from the fact that it's circumcised, yes

Yes. My gf can take it all in her mouth so I'm quite happy with it.

No but due to me being unattractive and socially awkward I wont be using it anyway.

It's a little over 6 inches and has a lot of girth to it.
Wish it was a inch bigger.
Not like it matters in the end it's only getting used by me

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Yeah. Could be longer but it's thick as fuck, never fails to make an impression.

No.

Could use another 1 inch length and 0.5 inch girth

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I'm not unhappy about it, I guess.
It's not like I get sad over it every time I think about it, I just accept the situation.
5.1 inches btw.

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No I have type 2.5 phimosis

I judge my possessions based on their ability to do the task they are meant to do. If a possession can do it's intended role well, I am satisfied with it.

That being said, I have yet to put my dick to use. Perhaps one day.

i have a tiny dick and even smaller balIs. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smeIl. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.

4 inches and botched circumcision, take a guess

i hate my parents for it. "but they were just going along with society and what was understood as healthiest" yeah i sincerely doubt an appropriate amount of scrutiny was applied to their assumptions regarding cutting up my babydick. plus if you want to write it off as some societal thing, that just makes me disgusted with humanity as a species rather than only with my parents.

i'd rather be misanthropic towards two people than the whole planet desu.

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I haven't measured it yet because I don't what the correct method is but I know it's really average and I can only fit one hand around the base during a fap. I know that if you're big enough you could fit 2 hands.

More than some other parts of my body so yeah. He's fine.

I am quite happy with it. It has provided me with many hours of fun; it's just over 6", but my knob is fucking massive. My hand seems to like it that way, and in the end of the day, that is all that matters.

>if you're big enough you could fit 2 hands
Real life isn't futa orcs h-manga

Never mind, I thought you were talking about girth.

Yes very, except I have no wife to use it with.

no but i dont even care about my small penis because my face is hideous and im short. My penis is the last thing on my mind because no girl will ever see it.

You guys made me laugh, so here's a video, youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=9lY-j69WUrQ

I don't really care about it but my gf likes it so I guess...

Fuck no, what do I do with 12cm lol

I wish I didn't have it
6.5 inches and it's so gross, if it weren't so full of nerves i'd have cut it off years ago, just avoiding looking/feeling it is barely enough for now.

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This is next level shitposting, Laquaysha

ITS SO TINY AND I CAN NOT ONLY BARELY HOLD AN ERECTION. I. ONLY. LAST. TWENTY. FUUUCKING. SECONDS.
im 20 years old. Usually you have to have a personality thats charming to get with girls if your peeny is like this but im a fugging loser. Kill me goys.

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I lock mine away in a pink HTV2

>tfw that 7.5 inch dick khv

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You think this is a joke? You think I laugh at my penis for being physically hilarious?

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>all these people with more than 5in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFF MY BOARD FAILED NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm sorry man, I REALLY am, I just lost my mind at everyone talking about their private parts so casually

No, but more due to my death grip masturbation and porn viewing habits killing my ability to perform IRL than any size or appearance issue.

Although would definitely appreciate another inch or two of length and a bit of girth

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I don't think we can recover from this robots

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haha tranny dumbass

its like 9 inches long and irony is that im a tranny who only likes being fucked

Mine curves a bit to the right and I have phimosis but its a bit above average in size. I'm okay with it though My girlfriend doesn't mind so that's good enough for me.

Riiiiiiiip. A ton of guys like a hung tranny tho. I think it'd be cool to fuck a hung tranny

I'm pretty average sized so that's that. Problem is it's covered in Fordyce spots that are harmless but I'm really afraid girls will think it's ugly or creepy or that I have an std if they see it.
Some people were never meant to live.

If you spit in my mouth ill forget it ever happened, okay sweety?

i'm happy with my dick but last time i was gonna whip it out for some bitch i got soft cause i was nervous

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Get it sucked dude. No shame in 12cm just embrace it and do what you want

Yeah sure.
Only issue I have with it is that sometimes I cum way too fast and other times it takes forever for me to cum. I still don't know what causes this

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I'm fine with girth but not length.

Yep, same here
5 by 4.5
Or 13 by 12 cm

Noone will ever see it I don't care

Yeah I'm always complimented on it. I got a really deep ingrown hair that I can't get to myself though I and I need to get a dermitologist to pluck it out for me so no one thinks I have herps

No, i hate it
Every time i see a big dick posted here i just want to die
Also my frenulum is tiny so it's like i have phimosis

Wanna see my big cock?

Yes please daddy
Orgimami

No, Although I love the size, It is a ugly penis that was circumsized

I had a water bottle comparison somewhere but I don't know what happened to it so here's the casual "make my dick look bigger than it is" picture

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No
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Nope. It's average and that's fine but it's ugly and circumcised.

8 inches. I wish it was smaller biking with a member that large is painful

No, its like 15 cm and i have short frenulum so it looks fucked up and if i ever had sex it'd hurt like a motherfucker

>the balls are above the dick also.
Coumd you post a picture off this please.

It's pretty average would prefer bigger but never had any complaints. I wouldnt risk rerolling to get a bigger one and risk getting a smaller one

>are you happy with your penis?
No, I want it gone