Actually turned down a woman’s offer of sex last night

>actually turned down a woman’s offer of sex last night

Holy shit, why did nobody tell me about this feeling? I’m walking on air right now. Women are like Elliot Rogers on steroids when you say no to their holes. She called me both gay and a virgin until she was hoarse then threw her shoe at me when I walked away. I can finally hit women back with emotional suffering for rejecting me all these years. Thanks Jow Forums.

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>hit women back with emotional suffering
That's what it's all about, user. Congrats, you /madeit/.

I’ve done this twice this month, feels good but kinda fucked up.

no its not

It's a brilliant, BRILLIANT feeling isn't it user. We're just meant to hang our head and move on when we get denied sex but oh man when girls get denied they fucking throw the most autistic fits.

I clearly remember denying my long term girlfriend sex one night cause I was tired and she called me gay too, threw a tantrum and tried to make me go home. Unreal.

>gets buthurt that he cant have sex as a incel
>gets the chance to have sex but says no because incel
>progress?

brah u going nowhere, why lift for girls if u arent gonna fug?

retard/10 haha

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>She called me both gay and a virgin until she was hoarse then threw her shoe at me when I walked away.
Imagine how much better it would've felt if you slapped her around for being that degenerate.

Once in a blue moon a woman (usually very drunk) will approach me and just straight up ask me if I'm dtf. I never get approached by women, except for the ones that really just straight up ask me "Do you want to fuck me?" and every time I say no, because it's such a surreal situation, I feel like it's a trap and I'm getting robbed by her boyfriend or something if I go to her place.

I did the "new phone, who this" to a girl Ive fucked before but wasnt really into. Felt a bit weird later, gotta be honest, like Im going against nature

Once you reach this stage, your biggest satisfaction will come from emotionally manipulating women in any way possible.

Good luck anonn, and welcome to the club

Isn't pump and dump the male equivalent of female rejection?

When I was 16 a girl tried flirting with me when I was holidaying in Florida. I was too autistic to understand what was going on so I ignored her. She went around telling everyone I was gay, a virgin, microdick, transgender, everything she could come up with.

My dad had to sit me down and explain to me that rejecting a woman is serious business.

>implying sex makes you alpha

Only an incel would jump at sexual opportunities like a thirsty niggy

Is it just me or do women somewhat use “virgin” the same way men use “slut” when upset?

Because women are only good for sex, without it they have no power.

By dicking her you’ve slightly validated her self-worth. Girls gauge their value based on the men they’ve been fucked by.

I can relate
>be 8
>girl in your class says her friend wants to be your gf
>say no thanks
>be me now, 24 khv

feelsgoodman

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i would say virgin is a greater insult because at least there are sluts who made career and look good. but yeah its a same

You were being pranked. The girl approached one of the ugliest guys in class for a reason.

Congrats user. I could only imagine how awesome it must feel!

Dumb frogposter

Fucking cant wait for this day!

I snooped through my girlfriend's instagram messages. Why did I feel the need to do this? I don't know. I am anxious in this relationship. She loves me a lot. What did I find? Not much, some guys message her and she does reply but with short responses and eventually leaves them on 'read', but it still pisses me off that she replies. One guy sent her a message with a link to one of her instagram pictures and the heart emoji, to which she replied 'thanks x'.

I feel like I have lost trust and I actually blame Jow Forums. I can't help but believe all women are sluts and now I just want to leave this relationship as it's bringing me more trouble than it's worth. She's depressed and and needs me more than ever right now. What do I do man

she wants the validation of other men to keep her happy, she a thot.

Idk how long you've been dating, but it sounds like she's keeping her options open. Maybe even just subconsciously. The first thing that comes out of my girlfriend's mouth when a guy hits on her is basically "sorry I have a boyfriend". No entertaining of compliments, etc. She doesn't fuck around with any of that. Be careful, user.

See what I mean you guys just assume the worst all the time
My head is so fucked

The virgin incel Vs the chad volcel

Don’t be upset. Women have evolved to keep multiple orbiters and backup mates waiting for them. Technology has made this far easier to do.

It mean she’ll bang them all. Women are always texting between 5-10 minimum at any given time. All of them will be slavering for the opportunity to be inside her. But 8/10 of them exist to give her attention alone. The other 2/10 are backup boyfriends with only one being sincerely considered for sexual upgrade.

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*doesnt mean she’ll bang them all

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kek, thanx mate, I already shot her down.

the braap followed by the near-empty ketchup bottles bit gives this meme a sense of continuity

only the shitty women do that op, you will appreciate the ones that understand why you dont want to and respect your decision

Glad I'm not a burger. Grateful for our women.

I turned down a 9/10 because I was studying discrete math, we’d hooked up before but I saw the wheels turning in her head when she realized what she got tuned down for.

Oh I also friendzoned one of my girl friends, and the next time i had another girl around her she kept trying to pick at my confidence. Women can be evil.

what are you, a nigger?

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Women can't handle rejection.

punch that thot in the teeth

absolute unit

:(

and how do you go about that?

Give me an example

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It’s the other way around
Women only have self validation by the amount of men pursuing them not actually fucking them

No they count beta orbiters and friends in there too - sex isn’t wveything

I have a friend who gets mad that i have a fuckbuddy, i just made a joke about her becoming my new fuckbuddy if shes so jealous and she gets even madder and stopped messaging me for about 3 hours, women are silly.

She probably wants to.

T. Jealous incel

100% chance you two will have sex

Yes they do, and they also use all sorts of other insults. Small dick, gay, etc.

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an organism's ability to survive and reproduce in a particular environment.

we're not assuming shit dude, we are responding to the FACTS that you told us. these men are not complimenting her photos because of their artistic merit dude, they want to stuff her guts. She is enabling this by replying, clearly she isnt that attached to you.

>sexual health
>REEEE NOT ON MY HEALTH AND FITNESS BOARD!!!!

faggot

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fit hasn't been a health board for years now

>Chad wearing a "yolo" shirt
FAKE CHAD! Chads always wear "Ouch!" shirts.

Its more that its the correct educated guess because we are older and more worldly than you

I did this recently but it was because I was too autistic to actually fuck her even though she literally was grabbing my dick

>make a thread asking about favorite angry lifts while literally sitting inside a gym
>Get banned within minutes
>This thread is fine though

Mods on Jow Forums are lax by design. If you get banned in this board, it's because you got unlucky. A shitty tumblr-reddit mod who spends most of his day on the anime boards processed your post, which had one report on it from a faggot, in the downtime.

I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.
Fake and gay.

stop bringing this up im sorry ur thread was shit. cope

>flirting with girl for a few weeks
>ask girl out (later realized she had a bf)
>she gives lame excuse
>shrug it off and peace out to go hang out with friends
>she freaks out and asks me to ask her another time
>tell her she can let me know
>next time I see her in passing she pretends to be talking loudly on her phone and doesn't look me in the eyes
>posts vague statuses on fb

Who rejected who?

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Men have never rejected women and made them chimpout before?


You’re really sheltered

She just wanted more attention