Hello robots, femanon here, I keep seeing you guys post that you're sad you don't have a gf and I'm single so I decided to give it a shot since all the guys I know are chads or normies. Anyway, I'm not terribly picky, but I have a few hopes that would be nice to have in a bf, and a few things I wouldn't mind, and I'll list them here. If you just want a friend that's cool too!
Hopes: >not morbidly obese pls, sorry >fun to talk to >interesting hobbies >relatively similar interests >doesn't have to live where I do but that'd be cool too
Me: >19 y/o, US >female (female) >skinny, 5'4" >like vidya, especially New Vegas, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Sims, comfy games p much >some movies, random and basic stuff, Drive, John Wick, Patlabor 2, pretty much anything desu >NEET but thinking of going back to college >pretty much do nothing but sleep and browse the internet/vidya >fetish: femdom
Anyway none of those are really super duper important, so feel free to tell me about yourself in the thread! Or if other femanons or whatever are llooking for a gf/bf/friend feel free to post too! Or you can just hit me up on discord: frut#1994
If you were taller and not a neet I'd consider it, how the fuck is a neet gonna be able to afford me? Do you have any idea how much money I spend on alcohol and bullets
Henry Scott
I'll post proof in discord if you're not a creep
Sebastian Lopez
>fetishes: femdom Owo what's this
Luis Rodriguez
this seems like bait but i'll bite >lives in new england >25 white, 5'9" >a bit chubby, still losing weight down from full on fat >kinda busy at work and main hobby is programming and vidya >might be fun to talk to >college dropout, but full time software engineer >slowly finishing degree, 1-2 courses per semester >likes comfy games and movies in general >also likes anime
Grayson Torres
>live in FL >19 white guy 5'3 and fucking ripped >work a steady 8-5 job M through F >really enjoy lifting weights >not in college and no plans to go, got my job straight out of high school
FUCK YOU I'll just assume that was a complement and reply with: thank you
Angel Myers
why are phoneposters always so retarded
Camden Sullivan
So awesome? why, because I'm better than you
Easton Turner
keep yapping chihuahua boy
Leo Fisher
We have a whole fucking board for this shit god damn
Daniel Davis
>I'm better than you
hahahaha you're a massive autistic faggot lmaoaoaoaoaoaoao
Mason Cooper
It's better not to post this shit at all, this isn't a fucking dating site
Adrian Anderson
But everybody on /soc/ is either a turbochad or a camslut. Have you seen those cock r8 threads? Some anons look like they are packing baseball bats down there. I mean freaking peckers that are the size of forearms. How are robots supposed to compete with that?
That doesn't make it OK. This onslaught of thirsty teens trying to make this board a dating-site for (self-described but not actual) weirdos, along with all the gay and race baiting shit has made this board awful and unfunny. Worse yet every person like you who claims success just invites even more boring normalfags in because they see it as a way of getting 'easy' loser girls or some shit.
Hunter Bell
nigga i've been thirsty on r9k for 7 years
Daniel Green
>unfunny
I didn't realize this was a comedy board, I'll go make a ylyl thread then :P
Noah Brown
Thinking the demographics is different is just delusional. Posting on Jow Forums doesn't make you a "robot". /soc/ threads attract /soc/ posters, not robots. If you go around on this board posting your stats and discord then chances are you are not fundamentally different from most of the people on /soc/. It's not "robots" posting in these threads, it's normalfags. Besides even if you were somehow a robot posting in these threads you wouldn't stand a chance against the mass of far more attractive normalfags anyway.
do you think greentexts are not generally meant to be funny?
Carson King
>I and ONLY I know what Jow Forums was meant to be
kek
Jaxon Thomas
u daft m8? >In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on Jow Forums - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
Jason Diaz
It doesn't say anything about discord friends/gf/bfs tho, and there's those threads up all day every day
Liam Murphy
they're hook up threads dude we have shit threads up all the time because mods are haphazard at best but some of those threads do actually get deleted on occasion people were using that line of reasoning about posting their faces and trying to pretend they didn't count as "rate me" threads
Robert Adams
How do you hook up with someone on discord? If you say ERP then you could hook up with people in this thread
Gabriel Hall
Sent you an invite, hope it works (:
Jaxson Brown
the meaning of "hook up" extends to trying to get into relationships including LDRs. again this is the same kind of looking for loopholes thing that photofags tried, and there's no point to it because we all know what's up. come on you can't possibly think these discord dating threads aren't a /soc/ thing.
John Phillips
What if you're just looking for discord friends and don't want to add the type of people who post their dicks on /soc/ 7 times a week?
Grayson Williams
go to one of the million other places where people shill their discord groups to each other the reason people do it here is because they want to talk to women or collect orbiters, it's one of the worst places to look for it anyway especially because you're going to get a lot of the same people who are on /soc/ posting their dicks regardless
Robert Mitchell
But what if I want to meet robots?
Adrian Cook
>But what if I want to meet robots? if you want to hang with robots then save yourself a step and just shoot the shit with fellow anons on this board
