Is there anything more delusional than krav maga fags...

>there was a thread last week and the consensus was experience beats physical attributes 11 times out of 10

But they don't have any experience. That's the whole point. Martial arts need to be trained in full contact, not slow motion theory training. That's why self defense martial arts are inherently stupid.

do you know what you're talking about?

when I did tang soo do (a really lame and conservative martial art) we did free sparring against each other all the fucking time

What if the big guy also knows krav maga? What now?

And you kept kicking each other in the groin and poked each other's eyes out? Obviously a shitty martial art gym can still make you sparr, but you will never be able to practice your super deadly and effective self defense moves and at that point you're better off just going to a real gym and train boxing, kickboxing or MMA.

As a Jow Forumsommando who carries everywhere and is pretty Jow Forums and have been in a bunch of fights, I think all martial arts are pants on head retarded. That being said, I'm trying to find one for my son to get him out of the house. Boxing seems like the least queer but the place I'm looking in to does Brazilian jew jitsu or some shit like that, can anyone redpill me on that or give me an idea if boxing is decent or not? Thanks white brothers

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train to shoot dumbass

Krav Maga isn't about gay dancing and show moves like most martial arts, it's about fucking surviving close combat with soldiers, depending on what she was taught, expect her to use a lot of techniques you'd deem "not fair"

boxing is honestly the goat in real life situations sorry martial art fags

Balls and eyes are organs user, not muscles/bones, it will fucking hurt.
You're no kung fu mastah avoiding all hits.

thanks brother, when he gets in to his teens will either do any weight lifting shit? I know karate had him do pushups every once and a while but I want my son to be in killer shape so he can put nerds in trash cans and shit so that would help tip the scales but currently leaning toward boxing myself

>gets tackled
>rendered completely useless

A strong knock out punch is all you need in a fight, head movement and all that shit can help you avoid punches aswell.
All martial arts that involve wrestling on the ground are stupid and dangerous.
Sure you might win the guy on the ground but you have limited vision and anyone could come and kick your head to shit.

>le muh lankletism
>also fighting girls as male
top lanklek

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They teach more hardcore version for special forces. Its 100% designed for killing and eliminating enemy. Its illegal to teach that to civilians in most places.

well, as mentioned here I would love one that focuses on strength training a lot too so that he can prevent people from picking fights with him in the first place. I think having a jacked kid would be pretty cool but he's not going to have any interest in it unless there's some peer pressure so if I could get him in a group that slowly introduces that stuff it would be great. He's only 7 at the moment but trying to think forward

Krav Maga is the Jewish martial art of scrote kicking. Only a moron would spend 150 bucks a month or more to train something as intuitive as kicking an attacker in the balls.

Can confirm , being a big dude already helps a lot. I was 6'3 210lbs in high school and noone wanted to pick a fight with me. Now 230 ish and i've been only attackes twice.

Wow, it's so deadly that it's illegal to teach civilians? Let me guess, their hands are ~registered deadly weapons~ too? You're fucking retarded, Jesus Christ I should've known better than to open a Jow Forums thread about Krav Maga, bunch of basement dwelling faggots being armchair badasses pretending they know fucking anything about fighting.

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>is there anything more delusional than krav maga fags
Muay Thai guys.
BJJ guys.
MMA guys.

Take your pick.

>But they don't have any experience. That's the whole point. Martial arts need to be trained in full contact, not slow motion theory training. That's why self defense martial arts are inherently stupid.
Tell that to the myriad of champions who never did sparring or only very light flow sparring.

Sparring for fighting is like playing squash to be good at tennis.

Not that Americans will ever understand this since there are no real streetfights in the US, just weird status rituals between drunken males.

> you can be a champion in boxing, judo or BJJ without training full contact bro, just trust me

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>only people trained in krav maga know about balls and eyes
>balls and eyes are an automatic win
brb gonna do krav for 6 months and then beat up stipe.

Ok later homo.

She would unironically kick your shit in.

>best striking and grappling technique
>delusional

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>krav maga
>girl im texting
probably israeli with military training since it's obligatory for women in that pseudo country of (((them)))
she might be able to kick our ass op, what sort of combat training do you have.?

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You do realize krav maga plays about as dirty as it gets. They don't care about beating you, they kick your balls, gouge your eyes, whatever works.

She wants you to 'wrestle' her.

HOW DENSE CAN YOU BE

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Good thing in a real fight eye gouges and nutshots are so easy to pull off.

RIGHT?

A grizzly bear is an apex predator with claws and razor sharp teeth producing unimaginable amounts of force with both, about 3 times as heavy as you while also being faster and having years of experience in hunting smaller mammals like you. You're not even twice her size, lack any deadly feature and have some dangling balls that are about as easy to kick as as it gets. Yeah, you'd be fucked.

I know there’s a lot of hate for Krav Maga, but it’s not bad to be honest. I’ve trained in Taekwondo, boxing, MMA and Krav Maga (most of it in military academy) and I’d say it all brings something to the table. But to be effective in Krav Maga, you need to be able to deliver good clean punches, kicks, elbows and knees. All the routines/moves are worth jack shit if you don’t have a solid basis.

If the girl you’re mentioning knows the routine, but can’t throw a decent punch, you can easily overpower her. If she can actually punch and kick (and most importantly: take a punch without crying), than 4 years training will probably beat your ass.

Krav maga is the "sport" of kicking balls and gouging eyes, that's literally all they train for. Claiming you'd be able to avoid those attacks is like claiming you'd avoid a taekwondo fighters kicks. It ain't happening.

*Bends knee in front of penis*

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Great, do you have the fighting experience to always stay on guard in a fight?

BJJ is super fun but honestly I do not think it should be your main sport. I'd say to choose Boxing/KB/MT/MMA instead.

Yeah, I’m sure that once Kevin Hart trains for 4 years he will be able to take down the Mountain.

>200lb 6'0 lifter vs 100lb 5'0 fighter

Not like there would be a reach advantage or anything else that would come into play, no siree'

>a girl can reach your eyes
Manlet detected

*Rotates body to keep penis protected*

I'm sorry I didn't realize that a fighting stance was an advanced level 5 technique that takes years to master.

Good thing I spent $3000 at my local krav maga trainer.

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krav maga is jewish.
jews would never help goyms
Therefore, krav maga is ineffective.

If you don't see how their balls are fully exposed ready to be hit, you're delusional. They don't guard that shit because they don't have to because it's an illegal move.

makes sense

>claiming you'd avoid a taekwondo fighters kicks. It ain't happening.
except that happens all the time when a grappler fights a tkd or other striking art guy.
You don't know shit about martial arts.

sentiment disproved in 90s mma.

Cause rotating is a level 6 maneuver and I didn't sign up for that training course. Ahh shit you got me. Guess I'll need to dump another 1k into this.

I suppose professional MMA fighters wouldn't know the secrets of Krav Maga, it's too powerful for their puny minds.

ball hitting was legal in a couple of UFCs in the early 90s, and it was legal in vale tudo in brazil.
Yet BJJ/other high level grappling still consistently won.
Krav maga is hardly any different from touch of death kung fu.

Why won't you introduce him to Kickboxing and Wrestling?
They are both relatively cheap right?
He will know how to kick and punch,and if he ever gets to the ground he can wrestle.
And its harder to find bullshit gyms of kick boxing and wrestling ,than some other asian stuff.
Also if its about self defence,you are right.
A hand gun is almost always better.
If some attacker just shows up at night and threatens him with a box/knife he can just shoot em.
But if he doesn't have a gun,he won't be able to defend himself.
2 a week at kickboxing and 2 times a week at wrestling.
That's about it.
I have no martial arts experience,so take this as it is.

There are plenty of Israeli's who are anti-globalist.

Krav should only be a supplemental training paired with something like Kickboxing, Muay Thai, etc.

> deliver good kicks and clean punches against a MT or boxing, striker coming from someone who practices a discipline who is not known for having the best striking technique

sure, Schlomo

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sminem is getting JACKED?!

All the haters are just mad cucks. Krav Maga is EXTREMELY effective against palestinian kids armed with schoolbags

More seriously I assume km is as legit as any martial art, eg it’s cope for weak manlets

>9gag template
larp somewhere else pleb

Krav Maga training is notorious for going full contact to the point of being borderline illegal. Most krav maga trainees end up covered in bruises down to the bone for several months of their introductory training.

Former jewDF soldier here, the stuff you learn isn't taught elsewhere because you learn using equipment that isn't available to civilians, or tactics that civilians would never find themselves in a situation to use

For example, you'd learn how to use your assault rifle's butt to bash an attacker's face in and have enough time to take a few steps back and get into a shooting ready position. Civilians can't have rifles so there's no reason to teach that

When not using guns your practice is 70% aggression and 30% form, because when you're being attacked you're gonna be pumped full of adrenaline and you need to use it as quickly and intensely as possible.

>civilians can't have rifles
Speak for yourself

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where bruv, Givari, Tzanhanim. I tried one of those and said fuck it went to kele 4 and got 5-9 although I wish I learned Krav Maga elite style

Where I am now

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Win the first two times and then let her win the third.

Dude,she's gonna beat you and step on your balls.
I'm going to laugh when she does.
You're dead meat punk

Of course physical attributes matter in a fight but usually the person who's willing to hurt the other person more will emerge victorious.

You can lay on top of your opponent but if they bite off your nose, finger or ear or stick their own fingers to your eyes, you've already lost.

I would give her 2% chance of winning against you. If you are completely clueless and she gets a eye poke or a nut shot without you grabbing her then maybe, assuming you also cant stand the pain which you probably will.

If you train for an 30 minutes there really is no chance of her winning

She's going to beat you in this fight hands down
I've been in a lot of fights and it's all about who fights the dirtiest

I bet you didn't even think about pic related until we stated the obvious.

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Can't you just kick them in the balls? What's the point of taking self defense courses if they'll all go down when you turn thier avacadoes into guacamole?

I love how everyone on Jow Forums has superhuman accuracy and just assumes they'll hit the balls/eyes in the blink of an eye with enough power to incapacitate someone.
Guess what faggots, they're small targets and you will miss. Now you've played your hand AND pissed off the guy in front of you, have fun getting bodied.

depends how dirty you're willing to fight, faggot
>11/10

Lol. Wrong faggot. The whole point if learning self defense is practice. She'll kick you in your balls even if They are tiny like you say.

weight class matters
>consensus among those with neither experience nor physical attributes

Hey faggot. It's a street fight. I know you have never been in one living in your autistic bubble but, most people fight dirty in street fights you fairy

Weight class doesn't matter in a street fight you fat faggot.
You're getting beat up by a girl.
You should just kys now.

can you defend a toehold?
if not then she'd break your ankles before you got a chance to do anything

anyone of any size can ankle pick, then toehold even huge guys

Wear safety goggles and a cup. Then you rape her.

box if you like your children brain damaged and easy to control.
BJJ if you actually care about their smarts

>This thread

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Make a bet that if you win in a fight, you get to rape her

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