Can you beat Gabbi Garcia in a fight to the death?

fuck me sideways, this woman could beat the shit out of 99.9% of all men
she's huge

coping liars. post body and fighting experience

y'all know you're gay right?

>black girl
>white girl
>asian girl
Bros...

I'll never post any part of me on this site
I have some boxing and wrestling experience. Shes unironically terrible standing, but I wouldn't risk any interaction on the ground

No.

Yeah she sucks at standing, but shes a big girl, you really think your punches can knock her out?
She'll just charge and take you to the ground

It's a man, baby!

Ooga booga to you too Tyrone

Only if she finishes me off by suffocating me with her ass

virgin detected

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depends on the rules, you know I mastered my katana desu

that bitch looks more manly than most men in the ufc, she's probably cruising on hgh and androgens constantly. if you're turned on buy her, you're essentially into men

If she comes off the androgens then yeah EZ

This fight didn't look like an even match at all

>being that scared of a little bush

You guys are some low test pussies
>yfw

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Not saying that I can beat them or that I have the slightest idea on how to fight.
But they both look a lot slower and weaker than male fighters.

how many of you do you think gabbi could take in a fight? I bet she couldn't deal with 3 of me

I fear no woman, but that thing... it scares me.

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Body hair is a masculine quality, you fucking faggot. Just come out of the closet and fuck men already.

nothing wrong with bush, the fact that this is your takeaway from my post is pretty astounding

"girl"

>Body hair is a masculine quality

Wow, I feel sorry for how cucked and fucked you've been by the (((porn & beauty product))) industry.

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You realize body hair is directly related to hormone levels, right? The women with the most body hair often have some genetic disorder where they have high levels of androgens. Women with low levels will have very fine hair.

Being 'high test' means you like more feminine women, not fucking men. Go shill your gay fetish elsewhere.

body hair is literally androgenic you faggot

>the most body hair

Nice goalpost you have there. It would be a shame if somebody were to...MOVE THEM.

it's going to be OK, kid diddler. Just relax, stop jacking off to (((porn))) and the healthy urges will come back.

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>body hair is literally androgenic

til women are men

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Man, I just like a full bush on a girl. You guys are too angry about shit

That isn't moving the goal posts at all, you fucking idiot. Women with the best genetics will have light body hair. You can use all the mental gymnastics you want to get around the fact that you just want to fuck men, but you're not fooling anyone here.

>stop jacking off to (((porn))) and the healthy urges will come back.
You mean like making a masculine trait your fetish and pretending like all men should want that because you refuse to own up to it?

s-she cute

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She seems like a cutie pie that was bullied and used all the pent up anger to become stronger than all the mean girls and boys
I bet she is a keeper, she must be super sweet in real life.

I'd just pepper her with the jab and then put her jaw out with a textbook right cross.

>tfw can't stop checking out the fat one

No

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female blackbelts get ragdolled all the time by even slightly bigger male white belts.
If she actually is 6'1, 245 (fat chance), i'd still be confidence mauling her. I'm no fucking ace, 6'2 200lbs two stripe white belt, but women are too weak to compete with men.

Is this thing transgender?
Nevertheless, yes I would beat her/him.
I'm taller, I weight more and I've been boxing for 8 years.

What is she is juiced out of her fucking mind though? I seriously doubt that her body is natty

Nope all natty female.
She's got gigantism like andre the giant.

Same, women just don't have the speed to not get fucked up. I have no bjj experience though, just boxing and taekwondo.

>female blackbelts get ragdolled all the time by even slightly bigger male white belts.
well this isnt true at all. sure they can move them around, but if you're saying male white belts actually submit female black belts "all the time" then you're full of shit. I mean most adult males below purple belt would have a hard time against grace gundrum, let alone an adult black belt

Yes she is unequivocally on something. Look at her lean mass and bone structure.

she is def not natty, what the fuck are you talking about lol

Lmao these girls move so slow.
>inb4 manlet
6'2" and 215 lbs, so 30 lbs less than the amazon but still taller.
Not that any of our stats matter because I could draw my gun faster than her.

>Being 'high test' means you like more feminine women

Lmao. No. The high test meme started when some guy kept spamming a picture of a fat blonde saying only high test males had the libido to fuck her.

High test literally means you're so horny you'll fuck anything.

>If she actually is 6'1, 245

She cuts to that weight, dude. She's a fucking ogre.

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Holy shit. I'm amazed she's allowed to compete with the shit coursing through her veins.

Dude, all those brazilians are on fucking roids. Fuck them

You have no idea what you are talking about.

Preferences change based on male hormone levels. High test men are, on average, more drawn to women with high estrogen levels. It isn't a meme, ask most steroid users.

I assume she competes in tournaments that don't test for drug use.

hit here with this ol one two

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imagine that there are people who think she is natty, holy fucking shit.

Looks like a female Peter Steele.

She was very brave

I'm a very experienced grappler and would get absolutely creamed by her. So anyone with no training thinking they stand a chance is laughable

japanese promotions LOVE juiced up fighters. PRIDE was the golden god era of fighters juiced to the tits.

they had contracts that specified they would NOT test for steroids.

yo is she a man or actually a tranny? it's not that far off since shes from brazil. If she's a genetic woman then she has some insane genetics

Part genetics, part roiding like chinese beef

That's what you get when you roid for most of your life.

Idk I think I could beat up a fat nigress with the physique of a Walmart cashier a lot easier.

I want to know if someone here does consider this person attractive

she was almost knocked out by a fat, out of shape woman with no striking background in one of her Rizin fights (not the one with the grandmother)

if an average male landed a punch on gabi's chin she would go out cold

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She makes wanderlei silva look like a fucking manlet.
Guy was an absolute beast in his prime and weighs like 220 pounds.

Only if I imagine her trying to rape me.

sit on my faaaaaaace