How much must a woman be able to lift before you will date her Jow Forums?

How much must a woman be able to lift before you will date her Jow Forums?

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she has to be able to lift my dick into her mouth

One cock pushup

She needs to be able to OHP my dick into her mouth.

she needs to clean and jerk my dick into her mouth

She needs to be able to squat my dick into her ass.

She needs to be able to lift my dick into her mouth, her other mouth, and lift herself while bouncing on my dick.
She'll also have to lift me up when I'm in a bad place.

kek I was about to say this, apparently we dont give a fuck as long as she sucks our dicks

Yeah at the end of the day I don't care about what a woman can lift, I'll still be able to dominate her in bed

She needs to be able to lift my feels.

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She needs to alteast do 4/3/2/1

All she needs to do is exercise her back and core lightly so she has no problems carrying her huge tits.
Source is Hitomi Tanaka for you plebs.

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Who is this extra beef brocolli dish?

There's a cute asian girl that goes do my gym and does strong lifts with heavy weight, I would love to talk to her but sadly super autismo like everyone else here, she is also a womanlet, but that goes with being asian I guess

this

1/2/3/4

stop lifting if you are a woman, you will make yourself infertile and incontinent

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My dick is confused. Not sure if I should be turned on by this.

Is that Rin? Yeah that's Rin.
Her Youtube channel is basically softporn.

You should.

your average thot so i know she's the alpha of the pack

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What happened to Rin, did she retire?
After her fight with Miesha there was nothing more

>Larping Lez ruins the thread with dumb gay shit.

go away...

>not wanting a mama bear to complement the papa bear that is (you)

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She can lift whatever.

If I see her being a try hard insta thot with gloves and only lifting 5s, it’s a hard no.

>tfw no Rin gf

>wanting to fuck women is gay

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dumb bitch didn't even reach full depth

>not using full ROM on lmao1thot

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This, sit on your ads all day and get far because I a m a desperate numale and have low standards

the most jewish shit I have ever heard in my life

link?

Jewish? Wtf lol

friendly reminder varg is literally retarded
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If she jerks me off will my dick rip off?

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he literally cant disagree with his wife or she'll leave him, she theorised these insane ideas and now he has to make videos about them. its been common knowledge he is insane for ages now

so... a set of tweezers + ~1 gram?

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what game

fighting ex layer. not out yet

It would be... Extremely painful

For me if she can't even lift half her weight in a dumbbell or do one chin up then I'm not interested.
She will be a whale in 5 years if she's unfit.

My heart :3c

came to post this

Who is that? I legit think she might go to my gym.

she needs to be able to lift herself and walk 100 steps without starting to lose her breath. I'd literally fuck anything that's not fatter than slightly overweight and clean

Rin Nakai

bench 1x, squat 2x, dead 2.5x, jerk 1.5x, and snatch 1x bodyweight

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>not wanting Gabi Garcia to maul you like a mother bear

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Wtf is that Blair?!

>Not eating like a hippo x forever

That’s literally all it takes. Use some common sense when it comes to what you shovel into a gut and you’ve already made it, if you have tits.

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pretty good ankle mobility...

heres what i was able to google
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As long as she can deadlift my body weight for reps I don't mind what her other lifts may be.

>give you 4 kids
>3 hobbies
>2 rocking tits
>1 lifelong sexual partner

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>wife who gives you tons of kids has a dumbass idea and it gets you in trouble
Welcome to every war pre 1800

Forgive me father for I have sinned

That guy looks like a saracen

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BAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEH GOT EM DEWD XD

Father forgive me for i have sinned

She just needs to lift up her skirt m8

She needs to be able to lift the heavy sadness of my heart, shoulder me on my bad days so i can regain strength to protect on her worst days.

That's too heavy brah

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Father forgive me, for I have sinned

Yup this

Father forgive for I have sinned

Forgive me father for I have sinned

4u