/britfeel/

fook off, ya inbred paki nonce

one of the many streams online

Fly to Pakistan

I'll give you the next step once you arrive

girl that i know has a boyfriend obsessed with football, every time there is an england match on he goes out for a few hours. she invited me round... opened the door and saw her wearing nothing but an england shirt, she threw a belgium top at me and i got into it and fucked her arsehole

lol why
im pretty sure i lied to my doctor about that

Had this weird growth on my penis and she asked when was the last time i had sex

often he could not differentiate between larp and real autists.

i made a discovery today lads.
all my favourite pornstars are from the czech republic. reckon i should move there? the girls are obviously my type.

>often he could not differentiate between larp and real autists.

I have problems with that myself.

still could have lied desu

BACK O THA NEEEEET

What would be the point though lad, then she'd probably pin it on some STD and I've had to go through the pointless tests and waiting for the results for no reason

and then everyone started to cIap

quick rundown on the knob growth lad?

Why do you enjoy mocking other people's passions

tbf sometimes it can be hard but he would fall for obvious shit

mocking?
its all a matter of perspective

Putting on a stupid voice (through text) is mockery

He's the same age as my Dad, I can't imagine him coping in /britfeel/.

Will be counting down the days until I get my comfy neet pad. Can't think of a catchphrase though desu

Day 1

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Just had spent the last 40 mins or so having panic attacks, been building up to them all day I think. Fucking sick of it lads and got people coming around at 8, no idea what to do

what voice did i use (through text) then?
its a matter of perspective

Gonna go to the pub in a bit lads
and the best bit is they don't even have tellies so everyone who wants the football will have fucked off elsewhere
bi-winning

>nothing free on creation club this week
WTF todd?? i thought you were cool

how do you cope with the knowledge that you'll probably never have sex with a woman, and if you do she'll probably be disgustingly unattractive?

it really is ok fren

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i have low standards and don't care if the girl i fuck isn't very attractive

well when i stopped being a teenager i stopped worrying about teenager things.

ITS A MATTA OV PASPEKTIV

i changed probably to a might and tried to get sex.

how old are you?

Already told you it's not okay fren I'm a state

Time for an evening cider...
youtu.be/Kr5gnNtPKvM

How do you get put into band A, lad? When I applied they put me in Band C and the woman said that I'd be better off trying to go private because band C applicants very rarely get housed

it will be. in the end

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*goes into your post history and downvotes all your posts*

i go to college

I used to do that when I browsed imgur good times

really want to go for a walk with a spliff, realise half of the population is gonna be out tonight. fml lads

>a spliff
Oi oi oi, what's all this about then sonny?

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spend 40 quid on half a gram of really shitty coke last night
didnt even enjoy it that much but still feel like shit today

I still love my daddy

youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

find a 4/10 older woman to teach you self confidence and sex. You need to have the basics of not being too ugly or retarded down first though so good luck.

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shame you can't have a nice comfy neet pad like me desu

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>walking
mate you got loicence for that

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>find a 4/10 older woman
how do i even do this? approach mums in the supermarket?

I'll have you know I'm the minister of silly walks

>coke
evening sunshine

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you can get coke 4 times purer than the shit you got for a similar price on the dark web

i mean coca cola officer i swear on me nans grave

It's a raid leg it lads!!

i know i made a really bad decision, i was on a night out anyway and someone offered to sell me some and i bought it on a whim

ohhh britannia, britannia rules the waves. britons never will be slaves

would love to rail a boy right now lads

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Apart from in Rotherham, Telford, Bradford etc etc

lol blag

This is the first week in 6 months I've enjoyed playing music. Might even get myself a new telecaster to treat myself.

>britons never will be slaves
No matter how hard you try theresa

yeah i always end up buying shit coke anyway on nights out

i was just thinking the same thing! we must be psychically linked

you pay my bennies so you technically are my slaves

Tell.me to do somthing and see if I do it

Good on you lad wish I could make music

have a wank then slave

I did on fabswingers and fetlife desu.
It is a great thing desu lads.

No
See that free will

Love seeing a load of non-English people somehow represent England

cheeky this one is

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Still fucking fuming at fag prices

A few years ago I could have got a 10 box for 3 quid or so. Now I can't even get 10, it has to be 20 and you're looking at least 8 quid.

i've had no success on fabswingers, i did get talking to a couple of people never got anywhere

Loyalty matters more than race lad

not sure what you mean. everyone in the english team is english or they would not be allowed to play

And that's why everyone buys black market nowadays

>t. civic nationalist
based black man etc
k

>go outside
>gentle breeze
>huge chunk of dust gets stuck in my eye
REEEEEEEEEE

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any bender man in

there's a polish shop near me that does 20 for 4 quid definitely illegal though

Where the bloody hell do you think you're going? You're nicked!

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You're not a....a...dirty....stinking......rotten......RACIST...are you lad?

>illegal
OI

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shit game so far lads, and it's gonna be an equally shitty goal that decides it.

Lol eeenland!

Please don't take my butter knives, officer ;__;

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thought they only gave housing to pakis and single mums, how'd you get that?

>god why do i have to pay more in order to die slowly and painfully in my 40s of an easily preventable illness
>*coughing fit*

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why are spesh people always ugly lads? can't say I've even seen an attractive spacker in my life.

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FUCK OFF NORMAN REE

wouldn't mind if these two got stabbed by nogs

Sorry, um, yes. What's the latest anime shows lads, oh and I also shit my pants.

You'll have no butter where you're going to lad only porridge

>Loyalty matters more than race Iad

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Just switched to HSBC lads, the debit card designs look fucking NOICE

I was with Santander before, felt a bit sick having my money in the hands of Spaniards to be perfectly honest.

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