I got roasted today at work by my boss

I got roasted today at work by my boss.

I come late and forget to do some things at work.

She was literally comparing me with another co-worker who does everything right.

I feel so bad, anons. My day was ruined and I'm sad af.

What do?

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Take a dump on her desk

She's a cunt, user. Try and ignore it and keep doing what you're doing.

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Do better, continue to do subpar work, or quit. That's all a wagesleave can do.

Shoot up the place. It's the only option at this point.

That's the job of a boss, to make you feel like shit, but since you're dependent on his paycheck, you have no choice but to suck it up and take it, or quit/get fired.

Why were you late? Did you explain the reason to your boss?

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i work at a large corp.
she isn't actually giving me the paycheck

i go late everyday.
i have sleep problems.

i dont know how to solve my sleep problem. :(

i also got memory problems that I forget to do 10% of the work. (im a software engineer)

Why do you care what these normies say? I've had people come down and shout at me and I just don't care. Just pretend to be sorry and they'll be guilted into keeping you on.

Fuck her in the ass hole. Don't take no for an answer.

Oh wow, I'm actually a software engineer and my boss is a bitchy roastie too.

What kind of sleeping problems do you suffer from? Have you seen a doctor about it?

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i can only sleep from 3 am to 9 am.

i just cant to wake up before 9 am or sleep before 3 am. :(

i feel like im the only one getting yelled at work. other people seem to enjoy work and friendship.

i feel like a dumb loser.

do you get yelled at by your bitchie roastie boss though?

Become a NEET and transition into a gay bum, fag. I hate idiots like you who gets paid the same wages as everyone but slow the crew down cause your lazy.

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Added '46425559's boss' to today's hex list. She'll have some fun in a few weeks.

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this thread made me sad as well.

back to contemplating suicide, i wish I had happy pills or something

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That sounds pretty rough user, how long has it been like that? Have you ever tried any medication for it?

My boss has never shouted at me but she loves to micromanage everyone (she has no work to do herself) and make snide remarks at people when things go wrong.

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it has been like that way for around 2 years.

i haven't tried medication yet (im afraid it'll have side effects). i tried going to the gym but it only worsened the problem.

>weeb denigrating anyone.

i forgot to put weebs gtfo off this thread.

op here,
actually i feel better now knowing that im not a filthy disgusting weeb.

>works extra hard for mr schecklestien

Lol at your life

Get off Jow Forums and get to work you lazy piece of shit.

Have you spoken to a doctor about it? 2 years is a long time. Also your boss might be easier on you if they know you have a medical condition.

You don't need to suffer, user.

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Push her down and eat her ass.

stop telling me to fuck her.
shes fat and ugly. i'd not fuck her if i was paid to do it.

But yet, you are paid to get fucked by her

i live in a 3rd world country.
when i tell other people that i have a sleeping condition, they say "lmao just close your eyes and sleep haha".
i guess i just have to suffer.

Oh, welp. Do you have any idea what might have started your fucked up sleep cycle? It seems oddly specific.

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i used to listen music till late night and fantasize stuff to forget my sad life.

thank user but i think i will just suffer through this.

Oh, I see. Sorry I can't do more for you, I hope you feel better soon.

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thanks user fren

if you are the software engineering user, what do you work on?

if not, what do you do?

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Yeah I'm the software engineering user. I'm the sole developer at a local company and I do everything including mobile, web and backend development. Lot of responsibility on my shoulders but I actually find the job relatively easy, it's just the people I work for that make it difficult for no real reason.

What kind of development do you do?

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go to her office when she's alone and apologize. Say you know you fucked up but will work towards improving and ask for pointers. Women love that shit bro she will probably like you more

wow! that's lot of autonomy. i think the work must be fun for you.

i work java development for a top UK based bank.

i want to work in ML :(

I always enjoy building things so I do find it fun at times but man, the people I work for are clueless and make things so frustratingly difficult. I should really find a new job but I feel too comfortable.

What kind of Java stuff is it? I'm guessing it's enterprise-y stuff if it's a top UK bank. How do you find it?

ML is pretty lucrative nowadays but personally I haven't been able to buy into the hype. The top companies are already throwing shitloads of cash at ML engineers to try to solve the most pressing issues, what's left for the rest of us?

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yep, it's enterprise-y stuff. i find the development interesting. but i also get shitty grunt work like maintaining servers and being on SCRUM calls with testers blah blah.

i unironically think i am too smart for the thing i do r.n. that's one attitude that affects my work.
hence im attracted to ML.

i did a lot of side projects in ML but turns out you definitely need a masters degree at a top univ to do ML at a good company. :|

sorry for late replies user

eat her ass wtf dumb question

Just always be ready to move on to another job if she gets in your nerves. Though she might been justified in reprimanding you, but maybe she went a little overboard.

>i unironically think i am too smart for the thing i do r.n. that's one attitude that affects my work.

I think it's natural to feel that way if your job doesn't really challenge you. It sucks that you're stuck in a job like that when you know you're capable of so much more.

What kind of ML side projects have you been working on? Which one did you find most interesting?

my bachelors degree dissertation was about resolving bias in recommender systems. [this one's the most interesting since i used movie data as training set]
(fuck pls dont doxx me ;-;)

then i wrote a stock market prediction thing which every ML guy does and digit (as image) recognition project from a MOOC.

What exactly was the bias you were removing? That sounds like an interesting problem.

I was actually considering trying out a stock market prediction thing myself if I ever dabble in ML, how'd it work out for you?

You're a cool guy user, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

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lets just say netflix resolved this exact bias by introducing a new kind of rating system. (fuck, now im literally asking to be doxxed)

there are 1000 stock market predictions code alongs in youtube for ML, user. it's easy.

and thanks user :') you're best user fren on 4chen :')

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> She was literally comparing me with another co-worker who does everything right.
She was literally explaining to you how you are doing it wrong, stop being a frogposter and do some actual work.

You deserve no sympathy.

Ah, I think I understand the bias problem now. That's neat.

If the stock market predictors are so common I'm guessing they're not actually that great? Or rather, the stock market isn't actually that predictable?

I hope you're feeling better, friend.

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Just ask yourself, is she right about you? You should work on coming in on time and doing your job correctly, keep a little note of what you have to do and cross things off after you do it if you need to, once you're more comfortable performing your role you'll feel a little better. You may not think you're capable of it and your feelings might be holding you back, but I believe in you and know that this is nothing to you, you can do it.

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im trying. but this was too much damage for me to take.

stock market is super volatile and only those companies that update their algorithms every hour like 2sigma etc; are good at predictions.

pic related is related to stock market "predictors".

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>working for a woman
Fucking cuck. Shouldn't have taken the job in the first place.

yep, this is what i've planned exactly! :ooo

today, i took a little notebook and started writing my tasks down and divided them into atomic sub tasks and crossed things off as i completed them.

>"You may not think you're capable of it and your feelings might be holding you back, but I believe in you and know that this is nothing to you, you can do it."

thanks user ;-; you must be one of those mbti types which can see through people and help them !

On the personality tests I took I got INTJ a few times but I don't really remember what it means. At my first job I was bad at it and hated it and my manager had a little go at me too, so I tried a bit harder, got gud and my time there became a little more pleasant and my managers ended up respecting me like a normal human, my experiences there taught me a lot thinking back. I think people who blame things entirely on their manager are just making excuses for their own problems, sorry for blogging.

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It's just a job OP if anything laugh at her for being petty and showing she has no life also, as long as you didn't get fired fuck it

how about you not suck at your job?

give some effort dude

you need to learn how to shake it off. job is job, free time is free time. you need to know when to work and when its all fun and games.

Doesn't shake it off imply ignoring it? I think it's better to take any criticisms about yourself to heart, then you can decide to ignore it and throw it away, or you can decide to reflect on it. Criticism is info that can be used against the person who's giving it, it tells you about their expectations and what they think of you, by reflecting on it you can use it as ammo against them and take them by surprise, in a bad or good way.

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