Dfw you will never form a small brotherly band of robots and go on a grand quest across new lands full of adventure and...

>dfw you will never form a small brotherly band of robots and go on a grand quest across new lands full of adventure and wanderlust

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i thought i was the only with that feel

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no Pelinal, we all have that feel to free the the land of knife ears

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Why not see if there's anybody in your area who feels like a road trip or something?

tfw ill never be a hobbit and drink hobbit beer and fuck hobbit bitches

>you will never have that one inseparable companion out of the bunch who everyone thinks you're gay for but for whom your love actually transcends sexuality

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How does one do that and not seem like a total weirdo?

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Well you're already in a den of weirdos, so how much weirder can it get?

All the roads have been traveled.

>tfw no robot crew to sail with
island-hopping in the Pacific sounds fun

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You can play DnD, but I get your frustration...

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>implying out of shape, pasty, pale and manually inept robots wouldn't quit a tenth of the way in because of sore feet, heat stroke, fatigue or disease, inability to put up a tent with their 4 inch wrists

how do i find robots for robo adventures?

what if we settle for a skinwalker hunt instead?

I away hope that the next life would be involve something like this
> tfwno big titted witch gf who aways main healer

That's what the military is for

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We'd use magic or magitech or something. Maybe some of the feelfriends (sorry but you guys are all going to be clerics or druids) can beseech divine forces to guide and aid us.

>tfw no more blank spots on the map
>still born too early to go to space

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>dfw no beutiful enchanted lands to traverse with a party because you have bills and adult life to contend with

Also, these captchas ARE BROKEN AS FUCK, MODS PLEASE GET YOUR WEEABOO OVERLORD TO FIX THIS BULLSHIT

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The blank spots are beneath us, user. The depths of the ocean are the next great frontier

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Ted Naismith is the GOAT tolkien illustrator

fuck the ocean

i'd rather piss glass than to get anywhere near those tentacle fuckzones

>just finished lotr for the first time and felt this feel
Why can't I go on a true adventure? The world is still a large place with many secrets and treasures waiting to be found right?

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This made me sadder than any no gf thread

Just imagine, at any point until the past century or so, any young man could go down to the taverns or the docks and volunteer for a voyage, expedition, trade mission, mercenary band, etc. Travel across the world to uncharted territory and get involved in extraordinary adventures. Even if it was likely that you would die(Magellan's circumnavigation crew survived with like 18 out of 220 people), you could at least die knowing that you dared to go out and meet the world's challenges. And if you did happen to live and return to your homeland, the riches and fame would sustain you for the rest of your days, and you would have lifelong unbreakable loyal bonds with your fellow survivors.

I would give anything to have been born before 1900.

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you need to read the Silmarillion next.

Ask in here. Post location. Join a discord when a thread pops up, the usual.

We should have a LOTR movie marathon night sometime. What do you think?

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I know that feel bros
I know it all too well

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Jow Forums sponsored cryptid hunting expeditions when?

i wanna see something fucked up

this sounds fun, any anons in the southeast usa?

>every terrain is explored
>you cannot be a loser anymore who risks his life and maybe return in glory

yeah, what state

originally TN

>go to new lands
>to destroy it's cultures
Just tell your own king to fuck off your land rather than tell others to fuck off their own.

There are several mountains in china where no human has ever been before. If you get cauggt there you will go to jail tho because they think its holy land.

Sounds like an adventure?

The feeling of conquering and bending a foreign population to your will is the ultimate pleasure for any man.

t. delusional retard who read history once and now thinks he knows everything

kill yourself

It's the ultimate hypocrisy.

>you will never gather a warband of neets and outcasts to traverse the unknown and pillage foreign lands, bringing back gfs and treasure

alright bro lets go find shangri la

>be early twentieth century
>suddenly feminism
>suddenly drugs banned
>age of consent raised
>hookers banned
>speed limits, etc, all kinds of tyranny
>want to leave
>having fertilizer is terrorism goy you must stay
ree

im deep in the backwoods of georgia if you ever are around this way

Well I'm a black dark ass motherfucker who's somewhat skinny but is really fit can I now qualify

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Might as well join this then.

gg/8swaG45

ever seen a skinwalker or any other fuckery?

t. unambitious numale completely content living out the rest of his days kissing (((ass))) and defending the honor of his wifes boyfriend

seen some weird shit sometimes but not anything like that