Miss FPH, starting thread
FPH
Tyler Scott
Connor Collins
>we deserve to be accommodated and feel included in society
What's with this attitude a lot of (((social justice))) people have? It's one thing to be like "I don't care what you think of me and I'll do what I want" and another thing to be like "I DESERVE TO BE ACCOMMODATED IN SOCIETY I DESERVE IT I DESERVE IT I DESERVE IT".
Dylan Lee
David Watson
They basically feel entitled to getting things given to them because they 'feel' oppressed. Not even directly oppressed, they'll use other people who were oppressed in a different time or country as reason for them indirectly receiving benefits
David Lewis
>healthy food is expensive
And somehow buying 8,000+ kcal of food isn't
Thomas Gray
It's one of the fundamental mental flaws of ham planets. They 'deserve'. They didn't 'earn'. They didn't 'work for'. They 'demand' what they 'deserve'.
As stated in some other pasta, they get like this because their parents didn't love them enough to say 'no you fat piece of shit'.
Logan Wright
Is there a good fph review/critic of the amy schumer movie "I feel pretty"?
John Mitchell
Cultural Marxism has infected the colleges. So EVERY group starts engaging in this bullshit to weaken the society. Shits fucked up man. This is straight up gluttony brought to you by the Synagogue of Satan.
Cameron Thompson
Xavier Richardson
Oliver Foster
Have been waiting to see one here for a while. Never seen one though.
Colton Lopez
>calorically appropriate snack
Lincoln Parker
>Encouraging Dad-bods
Fucking amerimutts
buzzfeed.com
David Morgan
Archive that shit nigga
Julian Gonzalez
CICO works 100% of the time.
Xavier Green
>BuzzFeed says retarded shit
Man, I remember when I was new and everything was shocking
William Murphy
>that ending
kek
Andrew Allen
Therein lies the problem. They want to eat 8k calories of "healthy food."
Michael Perez
archive.is
Happy?
Easton Reed
>it doesn't matter why I am fat I deserve special treatment anyway
This is like deliberately confining yourself to a wheelchair and sperging out when someone tells you to just stand up and get out of the chair.
Ryan Price
It doesn't work when you misjudge your calories and portions, which is when the person does it wrong
Cameron Foster
>I have a magical hormone issue that allows me to gain wait without eating in excess
vs
>I am calorie counting wrong
Which one seems more likely?
Asher Ross
You'll notice many women in their mid 30s and younger talk about their emotions much the same way you'd imagine some pre-bronze age villager talking about the weather or sickness spirits. Instead of being at the wheel of the ship they are tossed around seemingly without control or warning like wood in flotsam. Someone's been having a bad week and all of a sudden their 'bipolar disorder flares up', of course in the third person, and they must binge again. The modern western woman has whittled down their likes and vices to a select stream of stimuli that will provide exactly the warm emotional comfort they so desperately crave. Cute tat, media series fixations, assuring rhetoric, positive symbolism... and food.
People not addicted to food don't get 'hangry'. They don't get clammy when food is delayed or overly gleeful when thinking about their next meal. A body already folding under the pressure to process so much insulin will naturally react more viscerally to any drops from that high, and a brain already deadened by antidepressants and the like will fixate on that up-down emotional swing even more closely.
Blake James
The cycle continues and feeds into itself. Hormonal problems add their obvious amplification to the mess, plus the additional social stress of 'not being a woman'. Without a strong social or intellectual backbone of some kind, under economic duress people have nowhere to lean against and they turn to repetitive sensate eating to get them through the day.
Thus it makes sense that these women regard their sickness as something that needs to be 'accepted'. In their own world of spin-cycle emotions and disintegrating social bonds, it absolutely must appear like that's the case. So a solution is found to the awfulness of this situation: your emotions are negatively affected by being fat, so let's change our emotions instead! Therefore we wouldn't have to feel bad because... well because we said so. The mere possibility of returning back to a normal lifestyle is completely eradicated (and has probably been for a generation at least in some places); we are fat and we have always been and we will always be. We are happy merely because we CHOSE to be. Anything at all that runs contrary to this is now a personal attack against the individual.
Dylan Wood
This must be the worst thing that could happen to a population already struggling with obesity. Fat acceptance is a slow, miserable suicide pact unwittingly signed at birth by people who have never really had any control over their own lives in the first place, never mind their eating (and cleaning, grooming, and social) habits. Their fat drips off of them, physical manifestations of the cruel cynicism of consumer society.
I can only think of what could have happened if they turned this banal college post-modern thinking in the opposite direction and really examined their relationship to food and emotions instead of others' perceptions of themselves. Effectively dealing with a condition like PCOS and striving to be of normal health while living with it requires major changes that bring people outside of their comfort zones. That is the truth of it and it is why so many women have such dramatic losses against it.
Anthony Foster
Fuck that. Everyone has control, them choosing not to exercise it doesn't exonerate them. They chose this. Every lazy sack of shit among them chose this.
Parker Wright
I'm a male and I'm fit but I related to parts of this way too much. I'm definitely over emotional.
Joseph Richardson
Emotions are not the problem, you need to learn how to deal with them.
Robert Moore
Am I an asshole for filling with rage at the sight of a fat fucker like this, even when they're PTing?
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Charles Butler
Can someone please research these fatty hormones? They are literally creating energy from nothing, this could be a huge scientific breakthrough.
Leo Ross
Why is it that I want to kill myself when I look in the mirror and I feel and look like shit in everything I wear at a healthy weight but I think these girls look nice?
Joseph Myers
Crippling lack of confidence.
Adrian Harris
yes
Luke Butler
You probably just have low tolerance to frustation regarding fat people.
Adam Johnson
I think they were talking about childhood obesity.
Lucas Sullivan
If "hangry" means "grumpy because your food was delayed" then fuck you, you can be in shape and have that.
I get real grumpy when I'm hungry, owing to the fact I basically do OMAD, so skipping a meal is horrible
Connor Parker
STOP USING THE WORD FAT YOU STUPID CUNTS.
AT LEAST TRY AND SOUND INTELLIGENT.
USE THE TERM
“CORPULENT”
Fucking smdh corpulent please use corpulent
Isaac Fisher
seeing so many women with saggy tits makes me glad mine are perky
Nolan Cox
>weight cycled
Jace Sanchez
It's kinda like bulking and cutting, except you never eat under 5000kcal a day
Jack Gomez
>go on diet
>lose weight
>go off diet
>regain weight
It's a cycle, you see.
Gabriel Perry
But they are literally claiming that they are gaining weight by eating LESS than someone who is smaller than them because of some made up term, it's bullshit.
Noah Kelly
If fat people are also healthy, why do they always have hormone problems?
Nathaniel Price
>It took five medical doctors and three years of data to figure out what was going on
>I now want a box of oreos just to get over your comment
Nolan Peterson
this guy knows whats up
Wyatt Wood
1st law of thermodynamics: energy can neither be created or destroyed.
I guess the exception to this is the magic hormone lardassogen, which violates basic laws of physics because you feel like it can.
Luis Martin
Fun fact: if you don't burn enough energy to maintain homeostasis you die within minutes, so either this person is dead or they are teleporting in energy through their gaping fat asshole.
Luke Reyes
>call them corpulent, gluttonous, bloated and watch as it rolls off them like rain from a raincoat. call them fat and watch as they shrink back, "I've been found out"
Parker Morris
His about rrrrrrrrotund
Rolls off the tongue
Ryder Perez
Or any of these
Andrew Ross
You can't argue their feelings with logic and science
Andrew Myers
my sides are obliterated
Jacob Wilson
Ryan Johnson
Ian Moore
Ayden Mitchell
Kayden Ortiz
Hunter Carter
Do you live in or around London, England by any chance?
Ian Bennett
Is that the last of it?
Joshua Anderson
Last I have. Dunno if there's more. DESU it should be edited down.
Kevin Young
Curved women are worthy of love and belonging...
Aiden Jones
nope, shithole latino country ):
Levi Reyes
...In the dumpster
Isaac Scott
Aaron Scott
Yeah, but that doesn't mean anyone genuinely Jow Forums is going to give that to them.
You don't try to trade an old beater car for a luxury car. It's not a fair trade.
Nathaniel Turner
Jose Smith
god damn dude
Evan Hughes
Carter Wood
someone last thread mentioned a dishonest fatty profile pic and another one asked if someone had it
for what it's worth, I'm not completely sure that it's the same person but here be
Jayden Rodriguez
mirnin quads
Parker Wilson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU BITCH WHY DID YOU GET A DOG IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA NEGLECT IT ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lucas Torres
Caleb Gray
>be me
>be in psych hospital
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>there's this other patient in here
>she's a mini planet
>I remember her from my first admission two years ago
>she was just a bit chubby
>she's really stacked on the weight over the years
>always drinking Coca Cola or sugary coffee flavoured milk drinks
>wears a ridiculous tonne of make-up
>bad contouring is bad
>tries to make her chubby face look like she has cheek bones
>just looks like two giant bruises either side of her face
>overhear her talking to another patient
>she wants to be a model
>nut first she has to lose weight
>but she can't because of her medication
>I didn't know doctors prescribed soft drink and flavoured milks
Caleb Torres
Evan Morris
That question has to be a troll. Please let it be a troll.
Tbh, I hope 'diethinscum' is a troll account.
Brandon Price
Light a fire under her and let's get a roast pork going.
Jordan Green
Hunter Lewis
There's no shame in not being able to afford to feed your dog because you need to buy another bucket of KFC. Don't be afraid to put your needs first. Teehee!
Nathaniel Smith
Kevin Lee
Sebastian Evans
Juan Cooper
>obvious troll is obvious
>fat cunt still falls for it
pottretic
Dylan Fisher
I hope it crashes into the living room of pic related and they both die, giving the town a source of infinite energy from the ensuing grease fire
Landon Rogers
>MOMMY I NEED TENDIES
Mason Ross
Brody Walker
Who took those pictures?
Isaac Jenkins
Who here /ups&downs/?
Levi Anderson
>It's hard to cook if you can't afford kitchen tools and hard to find the time to cook if you're working two jobs, or are a single parent.
While I was at Uni I used a pan, a pot, 7 tuperware boxes, a ladle, some spoons and a kitchen knife to cook. Fuck, even now I barely use more.
Fucking fatties and their goddamn excuses and poor decision making.
Adrian Wright
Austin Robinson
Asher Gray
this shit triggers me so fucking hard i want to puke
what the fuck is wrong with these people
they just need a good fucking slap to come to their senses ffs
just bury them its not worth the fucking effort to convince them that they are mentally ill
Blake Collins
Michael Diaz
Michael Stewart
Words cannot describe the depths of the furious despair I feel looking at pic related. No one has ever loved me and no one ever will, no matter what I do to improve myself or care for others, it's like I am disqualified from friendship and love.
These gluttons are almost immobile and they get to spend their time gossiping about love and boys while I lay alone every night contemplating suicide. I fucking hate normies and I inch closer toward the abyss every day.
Noah Myers
The best part of this are all of the grease stains on her shirt
Michael Lewis
It's just natural selection at work. The mentally ill make their offspring weaker and weaker, eventually removing their lineage from the gene pool.
Brody Wood
And all with that smug look on their fat fucking faces
Carson Evans
But dude. Diets are supposed to magical events you do once every twelve months after new years for at most two weeks and then you can go back to eating like a hog. It's just that the oppressive hormones and glands keep interferring with all the magic during the diet and you don't permanently become a slim fit person after those two weeks.
Jackson Scott
Her husband
Lucas Evans
It was the domino's delivery driver.