Which type of guy are you, Jow Forums?

>look who got replies
This blue probably got laid too, green probably got cheated on

now you see how shallow women are

I agree with this boi. Im feeling like a fat fuck but then I go lift and i feel significantly more confident for at least a solid half hour.

Well they hate beta males. The blue guy showed value by not caring about her problems

Reminder that if you want to get laid in 2018 you NEED an iPhone. It's not optional anymore.
Pic related, these are the kinds of memes normies are sharing these days.

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Probably somewhere between the two. The one on the left is ignorant and the dude in the "example" would probably end up losing the relationship. The one on the right comes across as cheesy, idk. Maybe closer to that one.

Depends on the individual fella

I just hate women and avoid talk or work with them no matter what.
I would never have such conversation with a womerde.

true but women care more about status then alot of guys

Fucking incel cuckwad

Why though? I believe it but just WHY

because the one on the right isn't actually listening to the girl and is instead obvious ass kissing and telling a girl what you think she wants to hear.

Guy on the right used to be me.

Never again.

Im the guy who doesnt respond

>falling for the iPhone meme
get out normie

This is the only robot answer you fuckin normalfags

You're not wrong
>hey user what kind of phone is THAT?
>whoa that's a TEN?
>hey stacy user has a TEN! That's so cool

Not even fucking memeing. I got it as my first iphone because I got tired of unstable android issues and needed a reliable phone and thought the screen was cool. Knew it would also be a status symbol but didn't realize just how full autist normies would go over it.

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>NOTCHED
you made it friend do us a favor and get some

fpbp
/thread
friendly reminder that you should sage all normalfag threads

I even got a compliment from Stacy about my phone even though it looks like pic related.

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The irony is, my fiancee hates iphones autistically and bullies my phone all the time ;-;

Kek nice, user

>people give a shit about phones

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i tried both. left ones is for fishing, right one is when she actualy wants emotional support. which is basicly only that one time u will fail anyways so, stick to left.

are you 15 or something. not rly buying it lol, i cant even tell which one is which

Was this shit started as a marketing campaign?

Unironically yes. Why do you think Apple is such a high valued company? It's not because they sell value.

owie that hurt

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perfek

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>incel
>cuck
At least lurk a bit before posting.

>unironically calling people incels
>even without knowing it's meaning
i love summer it's the best year season in the internet

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>i'm feeling insecure
>is it because of your face?

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The guy on the right sounds really gay.

One guy decided to talk to me just because my bag was from "Vans". Don't underestimate the value of having branded gear.

This nigga gets it, if robots had the balls to do this they'd get laid easy.

Why do I even look at this board... I fug a different hole every weekend with my android.

Reminds me of this

orinasal

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I'm the type on right, but I'm the one who is complaining about being insecure.

Which one is supposed to be good?

I would never want to text someone who uses lame fucking memes like that anyway

fpbp
i've never had anyone text me before in my life.

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Just some advice. You think you wanna be the guy on the right but you really don't. Women don't respect men who act like doormats

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i was naturally like the left. i dont like drama

i recognize that tails

Both are autistic as fuck though

A total cuck
This is the worst server ever.
/2gcbpka

hahahaah the third type of guy. nice
>i'm feeling insecure
Why? Is it your weight?

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guy on left's relationship guaranteed to outlast guy on right's.

t. guy in 8 year relationship who gets told by white knight retards that i treat girls poorly

White knight or normal... I'd hope normal

Give me your number, I'll text you., babe.

I'm totally a fembot, btw.

>The blue guy showed value by not caring about her problems
Fuck this shit man
You have to not give a fuck about the woman to get the woman
I hate this world

Women usually clam tbeir mouth shut when I show them my hacked free spotify and the fact I can listen to music on youtube in background with locked screen.
And they ger absolutely assblasted when they see my Tinder results go through the make-up removal app filter.

I've talked to a couple of fembots
Tried both a few times
Keep getting rejected

I wouldn't want a grown child as a partner anyways

its not really that. even before ever hearing about Jow Forums and red pill meme i would respond even in midschool like the left guy.
its more like i dont really like drama and serious stuff. the one on the right for me is way too personal. in a relationship i can imagine supporting someone but on text i could never vomit that overly emotional stuff like that. its just feels weird you know

also i think that not being overly dramatic and joking about a situation helps 100 times more than just joining to the panic and making a big deal out of it
its really not about being an asshole though, forget for desperation for a sec and hear about different perspectives

Guess which guy is getting laid.
Incorrect, it's pretty likely that neither of them are.

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