Why is the goose so universally loved on Jow Forums?

why is the goose so universally loved on Jow Forums?

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I wish I was as attractive as him and had the same fame as him. He's very easygoing and humble, doesn't take himself too seriously, is in entertaining movies that I can relate to. That's just me though don't know about anyone else.

Everyone loves the goose

Drive

Drive

.....I drive.

we love the goose on /fa/ too

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goose is just impossible too hate.

because he's the male jeniffer lawrence with a better marketing team

he's just like us xDDDDDDDDDD im gonna see all of his movies wow what a normal dude haha

Fugg, I know shit about fashion but Goose always looks so well put together

we're all just like the Driver, without any of the charisma or cool factor

He dresses nicely but his physique is extremely mediocre for Hollywood.

He's fit by normie standards, but looks like a mild-mannered accountant compared to anyone who really cares about fitness.

he is so low IQ though, it hurts

How dare you
Jlaw does not compare

>Yfw drive for living
>Yfw be criminal driver most of life after 15
>Yfw can take apart a car and put it back together with no manual or guide
>Yfw be attractive
>Yfw the quiet guy all high school, had tons of girls and friends make the first move anyways
>Yfw enjoy toothpicks every now and then
>Yfw I can't sleep, I can't eat, I do nothing but think of you
>yfw none of this really matters because I am not the fucking g o o s E
I cannot imagine how awesome his life must be

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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

Goose is the embodiment of making it. He was once a very autistic kid in middle school and high school yet he found a way to get attractive and cool in his acting career. It's why his roles fit him so well. He's my man crush desu.

t. so᠌yboy

lurk for 2 years before posting normalfag

he's one of the only actors who's probably a genuinely cool person and not a concieted faggot.
granted he still probably just wants to be left alone.

because he is autismo so a lot of people on Jow Forums think they can relate to that

they forget that unlike them he is also good looking, rich and famous though

Who are the other ones?
>tfw get a qt3,14 yakutian gf

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>easy going and humble
>wut

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>got bullied as a kid
>probably has ADHD
>got suspended for throwing knives at other kids
Literally /ourautist/

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my favourite pasta

>stick around!

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this guy has 2/5 jawline

has fit really lost grasp of what is attractive?

it reads like a greentext

>lost gasp
It never had one, just bloated standarts

seriously after i fell for the jawline meme I realised not many people have super defined jawlines, less than 1/10 - 1/15 people

defined like this

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/tv/ here, we also love the goose

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The epitome of masculinity.
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He's loved on every board, actually. Dude's comes of as a likeable autist.

His frame is actually shit and he has wide hips

>frogfu will never say you're photoshopped

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emma stone is best waifu

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Wrong. /sci/ here, we love the goose.

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What about Keanu Reeves?

Our Autist

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Goose is literally a female to male tranny. It's so fucking obvious that is kind of funny.

So was Hitler

dond forgot jesus

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Truly a classic.

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Hitler wasn't even a passable one. It wouldn't surprise me if the mustache was fake as well.
Jesus never existed brainlet.

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We're talking about real people, not fictional characters here.