Mfw doomed to lift heavy objects for the eternity but not get a gf

>mfw doomed to lift heavy objects for the eternity but not get a gf

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You’re better off without a gf, they’re a money sink

If you're beta...
I had a gf that would buy me weed and give me a blowjob everytime we hung out. Also I never ate her out the entire time we dated.

But life gets harder when you graduate high school user.

but i just want to know how it feels like to have the sweet first kiss

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Kissing is nasty. The best feeling though is the first time a girl puts her mouth on your dick there is almost like this moist sandpaper like feeling that makes you want to nut instantly

interesting, didnt know kissing is nasty, thought was cute

Ya the girl always wants to make out and you have to taste their mouth. And I had a girl that always wanted to make out after I came in her mouth and she refused to drink water like wtf her lips were more gelatinous and I could taste a hint of salty semen...

Kissing is fun, that user is off his rocker I say!

I like cute pecks like kissing her nose, forehead or tummy or something like that but when she sticks her tongue in my mouth its nasty