Chess thread

Play with me user uwu
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My memory is too shit to be a good chess player, but I'm intelligent so I can put up a decent fight

Challenge me here: lichess.org/Sx3A8IAm

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One lichess.org/abq7gnYy
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Three lichess.org/oxV016YM
Four lichess.org/Sq4nurSy

It would be nice to get 4 different people, I'll also make a move when every slot is filled.

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You had to recapture with the knight to keep the game going, but I still think my position is considerably better.

Yeah you were up a clean pawn, gg user

I thought you were going to try to break through on the queenside or in the centre, but nothing happened. What was your plan?

I honestly don't even know

You know what you have to do in positions where the players have castled on opposite sides and the queens are still on the board, right? The a7-a5-a4 advance was the right idea, but you never followed up with the other queenside pawns. In particular, I expected c5 to come at several points.

One minute, you said. I'm getting a bit impatient here.

Thank you, I'll review the game with that advice in mind :)

Oh yeah sorry user, the connection failed or something on two of them. Again really sorry for keeping you hanging.

Is everyone all chess'd out?

Mr. Simul here wanted to play, and then just disappeared, see

I'm up for a game

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Are you THE loserbernd? I played against you ages ago.

I didn't know it would fuck up, ohkey mr. Would've-beaten-me-in-Two-turns.

I wouldn't have beaten you in two turns. I might have in twenty, but not in two.

>tfw top 100 player in the world and I could easily crush every single one of you ITT

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You're giving me WAY too credit, man.

See the previous post in this thread, You're a gang of bullet niggers, I swear

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Sure, started to play again a bit after I have deleted my old account of of frustration.

I think I may have taught you some stuff years ago.

Did you take a long break?

Hm, 3/4 year or so, but I have only played to kill time anyways.
Couldn't remember openings, couldn't remember patterns, just playing move by move.

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>It's another "user finds out how to use a chess engine" episode

If I recall correctly, I tried to teach you the basics of the London System, with c3-c4-e3 and the dark-squared bishop outside the pawn chain.

Have you forgotten everything, Bernd?

Yes, I cannot hold onto information any longer.
My mind is blocking everything.
I cannot force myself to memorize anymore.

Same bro, undiagnosed ADHD and plenty of drugs thoughout my life has made me essentially retarded despite having decent intelligence

Memorize moves and you will play an opening once. Understand ideas and you will play chess forever.

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Damnit, are you all from the US?

During Europe posting time, this board is pretty much dead and nobody ever makes chess threads.

dang nice tactic

26/f/minnesota

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how about checking the time before accepting.

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are you upset you lost? whomever you are.

Who tf keeps aborting games ffs

Okay
Anyways, it's a pity, because when you start playing I am already half asleep and going to bed soon.

Maybe I will try to get into chess, start watching some video...maybe.

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>bulletniggers

Good night, Bernd, let's play another day.

way to ruin a thread. who would have known that playing people from r9k would be this autistic.