Friendly reminder that if you can't dance, you'll never make it

me every time while dancing, except i get their numbers

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>>t. never been to a house party
t. Faggot.

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>6'2
>190 shredded
>good jawline
go onto dance floor and do slight knee bobs, no fuckin clue what to do with my hands. Chicks come up to dance I have no idea what to do.
What can I train in the gym to get better at dancing?

what a waste of quads

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>remembering the times when you tried to dance

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I made it 15 seconds in. Beat me fags.

>stumbled backwards into another female and busted her nose

i never dance, still hook up with girls in the club. i just stand in the middle of the pack with my friends, sip my drink and girls come up to me to get me to join them and "cheer me up". easy as fuck

>tfw good dancer
>always laugh at """"chads"""" who can barely keep track of the rhythm

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i can't dance but i have fun,
the music can make or break my mood though,
went to a club playing 80's90's00's hits and honestly had a fucking ball
went to another playing fucking Aerosmith and its like how tf am i even supposed to dance to this

gonna unironically do this.
Maybe work on less obvious but will do this

Just go out a lot and you'll learn it byt looking at other people. Just blend in. Once you've blended in you can start getting good

Its not hard, just feel the music

>Chicks come up to dance I have no idea what to do.
ezpz, all you need to do is put your hands on her hips and move with the music. Ideally you should be drunk enough to lose most of your self awareness. You could always take dance lessons.

>training calves is easy bro just do some calf raises in leg workouts
>had big calves before ever going to gym
this is the equivalent

Don't do that too fast though. Spaghetti will ensue

Imagine spending your time on the dance floor when you could chat them up and seal the deal within minutes when the women are taking a break / getting drinks

If you're really that bad, just practice in the mirror with music on unironically. I dance in my room all the time, no homo

>another female
You skanks really can't resist can you

This

Cumbia salsa and merengue for slaying poon

salsa is god tier

The Oriental woman cannot resist

youtu.be/72ew03ks7Ow

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you neets should all learn to dance. whether it's on edm parties, or latin dance parties like salsa bachata kizomba. Always a ratio of 65% female and they love it if you control them with dancing

If you're dopaminelet music literally does nothing to you

is this why I wank so much too?

Gringas love Salsa, so easy to learn and teach aha. Just know a bit more than the basic steps and have rhythm and your golden.

kek

twink

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are you michael cera

They do but gringas are so annoying
So I just chase chinitas

>only know waltz and tango
>never get a chance to waltz or tango

Ok I bought the stupid underwear, but I still suck at dancing. What did I do wrong?

don't take this manlet serious

>Not going to quincenieras

Make some Mexican friends buddy

That's serotoninlet

>on date with cute girl
>"i love to dance, user, do you like to dance?"
>"the only dancing i do is in the pit haha"
>tfw you can never go to a normie club and dance
>tfw you will never grind against some roastie in the club
>you will only ever know punching and smashing into other sweaty men

WHAT DO HOW DO I LEARN TO NORMIE DANCE

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Where do you guys practice?

is that actually you user?
mirin hard

EDM scenes are retarded. Go for to nightlife places where you have some space to dance, but a lot of people too

in my room in front of the mirror

>house party
Are you even old enough to post here?

Does knowing how to dance make it more enjoyable? I've always contemplated going to a festival but I can't dance at all and feel like I'd be bored out of my mind just listening to music and not doing anything

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How do I learn to dance like these slavs here?

boomer detected

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squat and stand on your toes and bounce up and down for 10 times. Do this every day for some weeks and you'll get good "bouncing strength" and balance. This is how I learned it too

Dancing is for faggots. It's something women do to attract men, do you also wear makeup and thongs?

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>hurrrrr muh masculinity is at risk!

>implying women don't get wet by men who can dance
youtube.com/watch?v=3nd8WQy58Pw
Just look at the comments

>letting women dictate what is masculine and what is not

This is bullshit right? Its not a serious video or is it?

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Dancing with Leroy is the only guide you will need!

Mate those moves will transform your clubbing experience

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>streamable.com/ymlw6
sick

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Different clubs or take dance lessons from female friends who can dance

Pathetic.

You're the kind of faggot that stands alone in the club being boring while everyone else is having fun
Go make yourself useful and get me another drink from the bar bro

>Dancing with bitches and later fucking them is pathetic

Quit being a lil bitch bro

>WOOHOOO HAVING FU-UN WITH MY BOYFRIENDS
Bitches love guys who humiliate themselves for them. There isn't a biggest turn on for them. This is a scientific fact.

>dancing equals humiliation
spotted the dancelet

>I-I'm not dancing; it's humiliating.

Permavirgin spotted. Keep replying with pure butthurt so everyone knows.

I never dance, I consider affinity to dance a trait of lesser men. Everyone who I know that's passionate about dancing is an shallow imbecile.

>46434177
has got to be bait

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I know it sounds like it, I'd also think the poster is some kind of a neckbeard, but I'm actually an alpha+ male.

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Tryhard faggots who "know how to dance" are a public embarrassment. No one is impressed or turned on by your ironic moves.

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The only thing that is embarrassing is the faggot who has two left feet and can't ask a woman out to the dance floor

I'm sure youre really fun at parties

I'm sure you're an obnoxious clown at parties.

Angry wallflower detected
Your grapes sure are sour

>look at these mindless sheep, with their dance moves and "rhythm". An intellectual like me would know better than to conform to this cattle mentality
>*stands still in the corner of the dancefloor*

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I had my awkward grapes during adolescence and moved on, like most people do. If you still act like clown after your teens you're literally retarded.

>streamable.com/ymlw6
you're a manlet and your dance moves look ridiculous
i'd laugh at you if i saw you in the club dancing like that

dancing is natural and has been part of our history for millions of years. The only people unironcially talking shit on it are teenagers

dancing is just following rhythm

There's a difference between dancing with the crowd and the sperging the dance aficionados in itt are advocating.

literally no one is

Man don't dance

You clearly haven't moved on, jealous of people having fun.

>streamable.com/ymlw6
diggin it

Anyone talking about dancing lessons or moves is.

>this
House parties are fucking shit unless there's live music. Everytime I'm on campus some faggot is throwing a house party, show up, and it's just a bunch of kids getting fucked up to celebrate surviving the last party with some nerd on a macbook playing radio music. Only parties worth going to and actually giving a reason to "party" are with actual musicians playing music you can jam to in the moment. Do you fucking dance and start chugging natty ice when your favorite song comes on the radio on your way back to your mums house?

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That's about dancing with a woman who knows how to dance aswel. No idiot is going to do flamenco in the middle of the dance floor of a night club

I sing, I don't need to dance beyond little swaying here or there.

Sure did there champ