SHIT NORMIES SAY

I dont remember seeing you in the war.
Faggot.
Post body.

Cringe

>I don't like the taste of water

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>A witch cursed my family.

I can't imagine anyone, even the normiest of normands, actually thinking this.

>you bench press 600 pounds? teehee my brother says he does that for reps

>I once went on a special fast were you only ate fruit

>I'd love to train with you, but heart attacks run in the family

And all variations of such
"juice cleanse," "fruit detox," etc.
The worst imo

Boomer:
>"When i was your age, i could bench double your max!"

>lifting more than 3 days a week harms you
>fruit is unhealthy because it has too much sugar
>you can eat all the junk food you want as long as you exercise

...

Clean your room! Fix that bed! I'm sure you get tired of slaying pussy.

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the last one kinda applies when you're bulking, you'll feel like shit but calories in calories out i guess.

>That old guy in the locker room that points and cackles at you "You'll be old and fat like me one day when you decide to be lazy!"

checked

>i just want to tone my butt and tummy
>i just want to tone my legs
>i just want to tone my ________

>I don't get why people lift? Like it just seems so boring?
I said that to my friend for months before started lifting with him.
Now I surpass him

>i dont like that kind of fitness

>roids are dangerous
>why are you shouting
>stop flexing
>where is your shirt

what the fuck, flexing in public is full asperger mode

>Your mom tells me that you're gettin' really into fitness...
>Yeah, dad.
>... Fitness dick in your mouth.
>Happy father's day.

My grandmother told me this and she's stick thin. I weight four times as much as she does.

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>see a trainer

>talk to a doctor

>you're already thin

Oh almost forgot:

>they're good fats

>Jow Forums? You mean that hacker?

I never hear people talking about good fats. Usually fats are always the devil in their eyes and the main reason to get overweight, meanwhile they stuff themselves full with empty carbs aka sugar.

>Cringe
shitskins like you will be killed!

>bloatmaxxing with overweight BMI
>in the gym 2 hours /day /6 days a week lifting heavy
>”it looks like you haven’t exercised in a while user”
>”you need to go to the gym user”

>strenght from manual labor somehow superior to strenght from lifting
>whey has steroids on it
>why do you go to the gym? you are not even fat!
>"I could take you in a fight cuz Im a malnourished meth fiend and poor and live in a shit neighborhood. Never been in a fight but still!"

>>I DONT WANT TO GET TOO BIG user
Man this triggers me. Like you can get huge by accident.
>oh shit I got ripped damn!

>so user you take creatine?? Isnt that like a drug

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How do you lift for 2 hours? After 1 hour im dead

Always makes me laugh like;
>dammit I did one rep too many now I look like Arnold FUCK!

I've actually met someone who hates themself but makes no effort to improve because they actually believe they'll be able to replace their body in the future.

"tone"

fuck thats a bad one. I've heard it many times

ya if you a little bitch. get some gainz beta boy

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a lot of volume and a lot of sets

>Berenstain

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>the weight your gonna lose by walking is going to turn to fat

>your skin is pink you're pushing yourself too hard (just walked 5 miles).

>have a coke your body needs the sugar after exercising

I was told this today by parents' friends. I'm trying to lose weight and if I listen to these people they will lead me down the wrong path.

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>fasting will put you in starvation mode, you need 3 meals a day atleast.
>you don't need to cut, you'll be soo skinny
>you need to bulk up!
>still mocked over body either way
skinnyfat is hell

you’re now aware it should read
>berenstein

good to see you comrade

I see you're a man of taste

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I know how you feel man. I’m 18 trying to get sick gains and my whale mother keeps trying to tell me how to workout and it’s painful to tell her how much of a retard she is

taint

Seems like the boomers want to keep us down eh?

heard this one a few times OP still pisses me off.
fuck longevity, i lift to improve quality of life now, the endorphins that release from exercise are one of the best drugs out there

this is a great thing to say

> I don't like guys with muscles.

> I just want to get toned.

>yeah normal girls care about shit like your boulder traps and quad vascularity... of course it's not just a v-taper, adonis belt and low bf%...

Wife always says this. Really rustles my jimmies

>If I do a bunch of pushups I can build big chest amirite

>spot fat burning