Describe yourselves

No you poor fuck beg elsewhere.

Good thing you'll be dead then kike, if you won't help a brother in your final moments then you're truly hopeless.

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>doesnt want to help a stranger when there are people I actually know who could use it
>Instantly the kike
nice meme faggot

>5'3
>not white
>black
>fat
>too ugly to deserve a boyfriend
>the only interesting things about me are my insanity, i really just do stuff so I can play games all day

also nice trips man. originally

Thom is the cutest man on earth

>5'8"
>Hispanic (Chicano)
>156lbs ~17% bodyfat
>Narcissistic
>Introverted
>wishaniggawould.jpg
>Recently got my B.S. degree
>Still no gf but not a virgin
>Trust issues

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>5'3
>Mulatto
>Black genes failed me so still 6 incher
>Years of going on this site and not socializing with normies has caused me to have humor that goes way too far for most people and also behave very antisocially
>20
>KV
>Have baggy eyes and constant deadpan face
>Really emotional due to my lack of social interaction
>The second I get the chance I come home and cuddle my pillow and dream of being a cute twink in a relationship with a girl who constantly teases me
>Constantly depressed and discontent with the world I live in.

>5'1"
>White
>Suicidal NEET
>Never been in a real relationship
>Have no talent for anything. Only kind of okay at art after 8 years of practice.
Just fucking end me. I can't get NEETbux because the government doesn't consider mental illness a disability.

>All these 6inch guys saying their black genes failed when the average black dick is 6 inches.
Are you actually retarded?

What you draw, faggot?
Been drawing for more than 20 years and still suck at it because i never really took it seriously.

Animals, landscapes, characters, furry stuff occasionally. I'm a bit better at sculpting but that costs money so I can't do it.

Well, wanna share anything? Let me judge and maybe you'll fell better about being a failure, if you even are

>5'8"
>Caucasian
>6.5"
>hazel eyes
>165lb gymbro roidfag
>introvert as fuck
>salarycuck manager
>bi but more physically attracted to chicks yet emotionally attracted to dudes
>work gym anime sleep
>massive weebfag yet hide my powerlevel around normies so they'd never know
>little to no personality that I'm comfortable expressing until I get to know the person well enough due to being so introverted
>no talent besides picking things up and putting them down again

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>Are you actually retarded?

Do you have to ask that question? This board is full of people who pay money to have their foreskin restored because they're so insecure about having a cut penis.

>no talent besides picking things up and putting them down again
get into combat sports, ideally grappling. muscles aren't everything, but you definitely have a better base then the average person.

I know I'm making a joke on the expectations society expects from me.

Nothing wrong with foreskin restoration, since it actually does help, but I expect you guys to be at least studious enough to read statistics once in a while.

>5''7
>Cute looking
>White
>Embalmer
>Introverted
>Loner
>Have barely few friends and constantly feel so alone as I have very few, practically no great connections
>Feel like I've been socially retarded most of my life by wasting it online, now I can't really do much as I've graduated college and don't plan on returning to school
>Moved to another town far far far away from friends and family, jackshit to do here/nowhere to go to meet new friends
>Depress every night not being able to do friends due to lack of exposure + retarded autism humor

Fuck me, I used to be so happy and optimist.

I'll see if I can find something later. Normally I just scrap my art since I'm dissatisfied with it.

>I used to be so happy and optimist.
iktf too well. Normies ruined me.

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I've actually wanted to get into mma for a while. Just kind of worried that I'm too old to start now due to being 26 with no previous training besides always fighting in school as a lad.

>6'5"
>Mostly white. People are shocked when I tell them I'm part Asian.
>Endomorphic. Kinda fat but also kinda naturally muscular.
>Always told I would grow up to be a school shooter. Watched Elephant with friends back in 2006 and they kept saying "That's gonna be you in a few years, user!"
>Big cock but it looks average at best on my tall body
>Quiet, introverted, overly analytical INTJ personality
>Left leaning on social issues (pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro environment), libertarian to the core on fiscal policy

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>5'9"
>white, maybe some Ashkenazi jew from my dad's side, but very negligible if it's the case. just a family rumor.
>Okay dick. Nothing extraordinary, very average
>skinnyfit
>Religious
>speak Russian despite zero Russian ancestry
>tend to be talkative
>volunteer a lot

Do you have those big Ashkenazi brains? Do you like money?

>5'10''
>white, dark red hair, green eyes
>180lbs
>wearing nothing but baseball tees and jogger pants
>talk like a hick/nigger
>lived in washington dc for over twenty years
>believe in god, or outside powers, but not religious
>5 inch dick
>smoking too much pot for how poor I am
>studying wildlife biology
>lost my virginity last year
I'm not a robot anymore

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>5'8"
>white
>6.5 inch peen
>160 lbs
>decently athletic, working out
>pretty decent people skills
>work 5 days a week
>enlisting in army
>normalfag

I'm very smart, yes. My mom has a great talent for handling money, but she's basically only British and French. My dad, not so much.

>6'1"
>Black
>Green eyes
>7 1/2(I guess)
>intense anxiety
>overly cerebral and disorganized
>gyno, trying to lose weight and break out of chubby skinny fat mode so I can start lifting again
>no friends but girls I bang sometimes, unmotivated get friends because most people bore/disgust me

Most things seem so pointless.

>6'4"
>Chicano
>8" dick
>192lbs
>used to be athletic but now i just sit around and smoke weed
>take psychedelics on the regular including rc's
>sell weed and work part time job at grocery store
>go to shit community college
>have a few close few friends, go to some parties here and there, get pussy once in a while
>spend alot of time alone

Jimi Manuwa started training MMA at 28 with no background in combat sports and is a top ten ranked LHW in the UFC(though, that is a shallow division). Men don't begin declining in speed and reflexes until their mid 30's, and those minuscule changes only matter at the highest level of the sport. You likely won't become a top ten ranked UFC fighter, but that is rare even for people who have been in combat sports since their childhood. You can still reach a level where you're likely the toughest person out of 100 random people.

Here's a sketch I did yesterday in my downtime. I can't find my sketchbook right now.

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>embalmer
Interesting and original

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> spic
> brown
> ugly
> 5'8
> liberal arts degree
> minimum wage job
> live with mum
> 50% of the people who do things for me end up hating me because of my autistic behavior since I don't know how to show affection and they think I'm rude.

It least you have got pussy

>>Quiet, introverted, overly analytical INTJ personality

lol sure

>>speak 4 languages
If that is true, you can get good paying jobs with that skill.
Just bee the better version of yourself, you are less miserable than the people on this board.

I are am myself!

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>6'1
>white
>260
>act like a robot; attached to computer but feel a lot more than those around me
>don't know german like I should
>cornfield land
>6 inch
>No personality unless I trust you, can never trust woman.

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I speak 4 languages too.

Recruiters never call back after the interview.

6'1=volcel
6'4=volcel
6'3=volcel
6'5=volcel
6'1=volcel
6'4=volcel
6'1=volcel

>5'1
>goblina
>t rex mode
>gender critical feminist
>only irl friends are feline

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>volcel
Duh, I'd only lose my virginity if it was to a loyal virgin, Incels don't exist, you can pay to have sex.

>5'6
>white
>white, so tiny 5 inch pecker no woman will ever enjoy
>fat, obese
>I'm white in 2018 America
>need to learn Spanish because that will be the official language of the US in 20 years
>3/10 white male virgin neet, aka virgin loser faggot for life
>5 inch pecker, no girth
>boring and white

Rate

>6'1"
>White
>Skinny
>Easily tired of social events
>Mostly spend free time on PC
>Lost interest in most things I like
>Paranoid about people and what they think
>Boring personality
>Can't talk to people without being artificial on some way

>white
>5'6
>5 inches

Hahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahah.

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Hello goblina, interested in being bleached?
somebody's gotta do it

>6'2
>White
>Athletic body after following Jow Forumss advice since 2016
>19
>KHHV
>in uni
>retarded hobbies
>might have unironic autism
>7.5x6 inch dick
very good build, based genetics

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Why are you guys posting your penis sizes? does it contribute to your hypothetical desirability? am I on grindr lol

>lol
Go fuck off back to where you came from

Original dude posted penis size, maybe it's a good indicator of you value as a man

>5'3
>2/3 white, 1/3 med/arab
>Grey blonde hair; Grey eyes
>Thin, but not the attractive thin
>Ultra Introvert; Probably a sperg: monotone and unemotional
>Lazy as all fuck: Have education; still am NEET
>Depressed; Want off this fucking planet

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>5"9' possibly 5"10' idk
>mildly muscular
>goatee
>green eyes
>long, skinny fingers
>white
>intelligent but lazy and prone to failure
>really comforting to talk to when you're depressed
>extremely nice but when you turn on me I become evil
>passion for music and the humanities (I visit /his/ and /mu/ a lot
>secretly obsessed with the supernatural (also visit /x/ a lot
>very honest and transparent
>likes to make things more complicated than they actually are

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lol
that value is hypothetical because robots can't get laid

>5'10
>White
>Legitimately good looking and smart
>Socially fine with girls
>No friends, prefer being alone, just fuck girls and hang with them 1 on 1
>Drug addict
>Very depressed

It's an odd mix. Feel free to ask for some tips with girls and shit

>5'6" ugly boring white nerd
basically it
who else like me