Why do I have a PRIMAL URGE to slam town on these tiny, skinny little women? Evolutionarily, biologically, it makes no sense.
>They have little tits for suboptimal milky.
>Their hips are narrow and not ideal for child birthing
>they are short, meaning my offspring would be manlets
Really we should be repulsed by petite just like obese women. But they're fucking hot and all I want is a chick half my size. Any theories?
Pedo
I am the same user.
inb4 pedo
Nope. Kids dont attract me, just adult women who are smol.
I think you got the wrong board, /tv/'s two blocks down.
>calls it PRIMAL URGE
>posts on a forum, instead of doing ANYTHING about his PRIMAL URGE
you dont know what urge means dipshit.
continue masturbating while fantasizing about what you'll never have.
>Evolutionarily
Why do you feel anything regarding your desires are evolutionary? You live a disordered, against-nature and bugman existance just like everyone else in the 21st century West. You're about as far from primal man as a Tracey Emin is from a Sandro Botticelli.
My suspicion is that you have been warped by the internet into a pedo. You are poasting on Jow Forums after all.
basically this
fuck you
It's perfectly normal to be attracted to women who look 14-18.
This nigga gets it.
Humans have created so many opportunities for themselves and lived/evolved by them that there’s no telling what’s „human nature“ at this point.
You are a 21st century faggot with Klinefelter syndrome on an anonymous japanese basket weaving forum. What the fuck do you know about primal urges?
Beta males want petites because they're easily dominated physically.
you're just a perverted low life, seek help
is this /b/ now?
why do you keep making these threads on Jow Forums? its really annoying when i have to hide at least 3 pages of threads every time i come here.
That's how women have looked for 99% of human history.
It wasn't until the invention of McDonalds when slam pigs became a thing.
>inb4 ancient fat statues.
Those were glorifying the rulers, who were the only ones that could become fat
mean regression
Same my man. Worse is I had a skinny smol gf for a few months who was insane so the sex was amazing - now I got a thicc gf and it's great, but still get that itch for the smol girls just for how well you can throw them around and carry them and such.
>he cant carry his thicc gf
either dyel or manlet, probably both
Samesies
>can't carry thicc gf
Probably not 8x6 either
humans are the best runners of any animal for a reason. girls with that body type can probably run well-most big chested women cant run well
>we should all have the same preference based on my broscience theories i picked up on this meme website
>Any theories?
The reason you are not attracted to 7 foot tall shehulks with giant clit-penises is because we've evolved to not to get too big or strong as a species. We've evolved wide hips, but not too wide. We evolved that way because being big requires more calories, making it harder to survive etc etc.
So it actually makes perfect sense to be attracted to petite women.
Because you didn't get intimate with a girl in middle or high school at the height of puberty hornyness, so you're eternally stuck feeling resentful and still wanting that youthful pussy you never got.
Or maybe that's just me haha ;_;
is that cory from trailer park boys?
>we are attracted to smaller women because evolution
you do realize that is nonrandom mating? One of the requirements of the hardy weinberg equilibrium (no evolution).
being small is inheritly feminine.
being attracted to feminine women is normal.
If youre atteacted to one type youre a beta virgin. All chads know that when youre with a thicc mama you deisire smol women, and conversly when you have a smol women all you can think about is thickness. Women are never good enough and you always want what you dont have until you get it.
>iktf man
>They have little tits for suboptimal milky.
Let me stop you right there.
Milk production has nothing to do with breast size as the production responds directly to demand.
What you need to understand is that size may relate to the storage of breast milk.
That is to say that a larger breast may hold a few more ounces of breast milk than a smaller one, which means you may feed more than one baby at once.
Good if you have twins.
you want to protect their innocence with your dick, OP. a natural urge.
If you are bigger than your woman you feel more in charge and able to manhandle her like a savage in bed.
pfft, inb4 negated
What is that thing
Makes sense. Kind of like how on dragon ball z, even though Vegeta surpassed everyone and became super saiya-jin 2, it was ultimately useless. Yes, he had much greater size, mass, and strength. However the loss of agility and speed made him a punching bag in the Cell arc.
>not being familiar with alienfu Zhenya
never gonna make it.
Smol means young to the mind, young means breedable
>breeding bride alienfu
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actually, being horny for flat ones means you get horny even without basic stimulation like wide hips and big boobs, so you would have HIGHER test if a flat girl excites you.
I'd argue it's a respect thing. And not faux-respect -- actual respect (which manifests in the form of intense sexual desire) that this woman could get where she is without the more obvious attractions that women have. If you take the semi-sexist/mostly-true idea that women primarily concern themselves with captivating men and positioning themselves as stand-out members of their social groups, it'd thus make sense that the petite women who somehow bring attention to themselves have more innate cleverness and gumption than those gifted with more objective physical beauty.
It's the same reason why, for some women, it is exactly the nerd-who-blossomed-into-a-rich-Chad who is the most attractive to them. That nerd wasn't destined for greatness but he clawed his way to the top regardless. Again, that's a good trait to pass onto your kids.
nah, women only date nerds when
a) they have no other options, or
b) they want to settle down and marry and the nerd happens to be rich
They look weaker and like they would be easy to have your way with.
You're a rapist
That would make you a pervert then.
It's not normal to like adults with the bodies of children.
Yea pretty much
that's like, your opinion, man
I have good opinions though.
You might even call them normal.
normal, boring. semantics.
is that creature 18? Wtf
of course.
Who is this and where can I get this
there's a reason name is listed
Google seems to bring up every single Zhenya but this one
not that name.
He’s trying to get you to buy CP from his email you fucking retard
i hope you get what’s coming to you scum
Kek I didn't notice he was a namefag. Sorry breh I'm not into actual CP
who is selling cheese fast food? nobody said anything about selling.
>poasting
wow this honey looks delicious, let me just dive right into the pot and eat it all
all of them
you guys are so paranoid. kek
How is it CP when she's wearing clothes in all pictures
shh, don't destroy their fear with facts, friend.
you are a faggot, what you want is a twink with a pussy
notice the awkward cropping of every pic retard
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im pretty sure pics of children in lewd and suggestive poses is still considered cp, good luck in prsion user
nudity? kek
Still a top on every pic. Anyway who cares, unless someone is actually going to contact that email lol
because that little girl gets raped every single day so that this pervert can masturbate and push this filth onto others.
This one girl wants to see me whom I kinda want to fuck but I've twatted my relations with her two besties already so would it be smart to test the waters?
Projecting so hard you could see it on a wall.
user... look at her very 1st pic here. it's from her VK a year or two ago.
you guys sure live in fantasy land inside your own delusions. go out to the real world.
>raped every single day
Sounds like you downloaded some hardcore stuff user