Your doorbell rings. You find Severus Snape like this at your doorstep. What do you do?

>Would you gently cuddle him while waiting for the hospital truck :3c

absolutely not

pussy

original pussy

This isn't the first time I see you post gay shit about that retarded wizard faggot. Why don't you hang out on tumblr or ao3? I'm sure they have plenty of character/reader content.

you're the pussy faggot, you said hurr durr take to de hospeetal, limp dicked faggot

They're pussies and their fetishes aren't hardcore enough.

But you think heterosexual memers will be into this shit? Come on. Besides HP is dull childrens' shite. Can't you get into a better fandom? Shit, read Teleny if you want someone getting fucc'd in the ass with a broken bottle.

Teleny doesn't have endless piles of fanart and fanfics to sift through.

stick my dick in the bottle and push it in deeper

He needs help, he will most likely die. Why would you rape him.

Harry Potter's fandom is full of degenerates in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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His wounds are all bandaged up, he won't die.

my doorbell doesn't work, I guess he'll have to wait out there until i notice the smell of rotting flesh

But user, if you fuck rotten flesh, you'll get sick in your penis.

Your doorbell rings, a bunch of people beat you and knock you unconscious. Next thing you end up like pic in an unknown location probably in another country. What do you do?

cry like a goo goo gaa gaa little baby and yell about how my goo goo gaa gaa little baby nappies need changing

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10 points from Slytherin house and slam the door.

He's the one who takes the points away!

I would politely turn him away and go about my day.

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Why are his balls so droopy?

I'll say that he deserved it for taking part in a gang rape.

Should i off myself knowing the person who drew that way before this thread

If you know the artist, get them to draw more. This is extremely important

>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series;

Fuck I wanna see what that would have looked like

Thats what happens when his cock is sad