Gym Bully Thread? Gym Bully Thread!

>prank bad

woah dude u pranked him lol

>haven't seen him since

Not really a bully but me and this Asian dyel at the gym play this little game. There's this dyel asian with a little dick who is so small it just pisses me off. Not really a bully but I have this prank I'll do to him sometimes. I watched him enter his combination into his combo lock a couple of times. Once I got his code, I'm off to the games. What I do is I wait until he grabs his towel and goes to shower. Then I'll take all of his clothes and walk out to my car and put them all in my trunk. I've done this so many times my trunk is full of like a weeks worth of dyel asian clothes. Next I walk back and find a spot to watch with a good view. Lol then he has to walk out of the lockerroom in just a towel and leave the gym through the lobby. Bonus points if he's late for work after an early morning session. I'm always out in the lobby sitting on the couch laughing my ass off when he comes out. I think he knows it's me because every time I'm always there laughing but he hasn't said shit to me. Guess he is a sore loser that he loses our game.

About 15 years ago
>dad is playing soccer with me
>i hit the ball as hard as i can
>goal
>everyone laughing at my dad
>havent seen him since

Lmao. Prank bag.

This shits funnier than ylyl

>Prank bag
Lost

>be me
>with my buddy Corbin
>fag little fucker walks into the gym
>glasses, acne, baggy pants, the works.
>even wearing some gay raver mask to cover his jaw shivers
>he walks over to bench and sits down
>he’s got a nerds rope stick
>I walk up to him and tower over him with my dick in his face
>ask him if I can have some
>s-sure user
>reaches for his nerds
>Corbin took it from him and is squatting 5 feet away with it sticking out his back pocket
>gym goblin pretends like he lost it and doesn’t notice Corbin took it
>he frantically looks around for it for like 15 minutes
>tell him he better have another one the next time he comes him
>walk over to Corbin while the little shit watches
>take it out of Corbin’s pocket and start eating it
Never saw him there again.

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My gym bully is a 60 year old+ Chinese guy who can OHP 2 plate.

He always leaves a fucking snakeskin lifting belt and a bag on a bench and leaves weight everywhere as he does a 6 place circuit. If you get in his way he will yell at you. I think he's one of the gym owners because the staff won't do anything about him.

He's a huge freak of nature and I don't even know what to do, I stopped going on Fridays because that's when I would see him.

>one of the gimp benches is open (basically padded bench seat with a hole in it where the regular bench padding should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the receptionist gives you under it so literal retards can piss and shit while benching, one is on each side all the way back in the two corners of the freeweight area so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; cliff bars, whey, BCAAs, preworkout, oatmeal, eggwhites, whole milk, the works
>claim my comfy gimp bench
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of my chest day, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the session
>workout over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled protein shake (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big bowl of plain oatmeal I didn't eat (because it wasnt strawberry flavor on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my shake over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that gym for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars due to canceled memberships for "unliftable conditions".

>>just wrapped up a killer leg day so we're smoking some cigs and shooting the shit (if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
i always feel like shit when i do this

>faggot dyel benching bar passes out
>pick it up off him
>lay him on calisthenics pad
>da'vinci his limbs
>drape dumbbells over his wrists and ankles
>continue routine watching him struggle to freedom when he comes to

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

>(if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
If you've ever had a fag you're a faggot plain and simple. Now fuck off, loser.

'4"
Never seen a 14 year old this height

Thanks for the prank tip. Got any other good ones?

>My first time at new gym, dyel fatty
>Doing back, see open lat pull down machine
>Get done with my warm ups some old manlet who looks like Rocky's coach get up from doing rows (different side of same big machine) runs up and says real cunty "I'm using that!"
>Ask if he's using both he says "yeah that's right"
> Turn around to leave and he says to my back "you can work in if you want"
>Don't acknowledge him, just walk out to my car and drive home

>Prank bag
Lmao faggot

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You're the 15 year old boy right?

I have no idea who they are and they aren't realy bullies as much as they are annoying. There are those two older muscular doods (pretty sure they are on roids considering their apparent age) who have to at least once always yell or curse super loud during their last rep.

Like last time one of them was doing skullcrushers and by the end of one set he started huffing and then just yelled "FUUUCK" and dropped the weight after and just kept cursing at the damn thing.

that's literally borderline gay sexual harassment

>last night
>haven't seen him since

No problem, another one I just remembered which is a lot of work but super fun for the long con is to take some caulk with you and drill at an angle into the pipe at the back of the toilet. The aim is to drill straight through to the other side (so you need a long bit), emerging below the floor. You then plug the top hole with the caulk and leave it. Shit seeps into the floor and eventually breaks through.

I don't really do this at parties but if someone bugs me to help out with DIY and I secretly hate them I try to do it when they're out (for example, ask them for a part which is only available at a store a long way from their home and offer to carry on working while they're out.

lol you can run your smart mouth online all you want but we both know if you we were standing face to face and Big P was with me, you wouldn't say shit. You'd use a little more respectful language. Big P doesn't like to be disrespected and he's been known to have quite the temper. Wouldn't end well for you.

You fucking asshole, I feel so bad for the guy seriously, i will also go to hell for laughing, and now i feel guilty for having laughed reading it, and laughed, despite feeling so bad for him. OP is a piece of shit, yet made me laugh and hate him twice as much

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>OP is such a faggot he bullies 15 year olds,with his pack of braindead niggers only.
Next time,when you want to be a man,do it alone.

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Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.

>be me 16y/o
>puberty fucking me up real bad with acne, but I know my testosterone is on a healthy rise so it’s time to start getting big
>do research before I’m ready to start hitting gym
>decide I’m ready
> game day ask mom to drive me to gym because I don’t want to continue the family fatness
>get to gym and hop out of van
>start walking to door and see a group of guys with shitty old tee shirt with the sleeves ripped off talking about how “killer” leg day was
>mfw they ain’t got no legs
>walk past and one of the chubby fat guys calls me out and starts fucking with me
>dudes tall, all chubby fat though
>says something about shamu
>whatever it’s game day
>dude slaps phone out of my hand when I go to call my mom because I forgot my headphones in car
>this nigga.jpg
Now I know why people hate planet fitness.

OP is a fag troll hopefully, if he’s foreeal then he is a shitty cunt who Benches with a belt and squats with wrist straps.

>lying on the internet

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Lol this is just inconsiderate
No one goes to the gym to confront the autistic deyl who leaves their 2 10 pounders on the bar.

You probably drink your protein shake as you work out and pride yourself on your 2hr gym workouts where you only do 4 different exercises

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nice

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What else is in the prank bag?

You showed him lmao, fucking fatties getting btfo

Not my job to pick it up. There are professionally trained weight rerack technicians there specifically for this. If anything I’m helping them with job security.

>this fucking thread

If I ever saw behaviour this shitty at the gym I would facefuck them into submission

>no homo

I want to believe

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So you go from it being a social experiment to helping job security?

Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

Haven't seen him since.

>if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple
This is the most cope statement of all time. Enjoy cancer, retard. I bet that fat boy has a higher VO2 max.

>Big P
Big Piss-stain, right?

These are objectively the funniest threads on fit
No matter how many times I see these they make me laugh so hard I can’t breathe

Bathroom bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my work bathroom. Turns out 99% of my office is beta. What I do is I'll purposefully leave my shit in the toilet and not flush after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even flush them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels flush my shit like the cockroaches they are.

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There is nothing worse than "HURRR A THREAD DIEEEEEEED" posters. Has to be the most reddit joke i've seen here, I can't even tell if they're so retarded they don't realise the thread that died was as worthless or moreso. On par with people posting "underrated" in reply to a post made less than 10 mins ago.

So you're a big baby that never learned to clean up after itself, does your mother come by to wipe the snot off of your face too?
Re-rack your weights, retard.

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Do you also help them windex the mirrors and wipe down the dumbbells?

My favorite noodles.

>Wants to work out.
>Pays a gym so that he can train there
>Picks up weights
>Lifts
>Is too much of a child-minded dumbass to simply pick the weights back up and re-rack them
>He thinks that respecting other people's property is working a manual job.
Does your mother also cut your apples for you, after she wipes your ass off user?

No you retard. Didn't your father ever teach you to clean up after yourself? You rack the weights, you rerack em. Fucking simple. Fucks sake I know 2 year olds who understand this concept better than you

Do you cucks also iron their shirts for them and help them pay their rent?? Jesus grow a pair.

>Grow a pair.
Take your own advice and re-rack the weights after using them you fucking un-sympathetic brainlet.

Lost it

Nah I’ll just let dyel cucks like you do it for me. It’ll be a good little “extra credit” workout for you.

Good, enjoy getting kicked out you dyel loser.

>dyel
my max squat is 325, and I've torn my meniscus and MCL playing college football, and had to get surgery on both, so my legs are lacking. I know girls mire most places I go, I've litterally been at a party just talking to my friends and girls just comes up and pulls me to the side a starts making out with me. This has happened twice, I fucked both of them probably only saying 20 words to them. A girl literally pulled over once and asked me if I needed a ride. I said "yea" hopped in, and after about 5 mins of talking she asked me if I wanted to come over to her place, and I ended up fucking her. Trust me, girls mire everywhere I go. So yeah, I guess you could say I lift.

Must fitfags be so cruel? Like I'm not fat, I'm just really weak. Like with obese people it's ok but people who just straight up lost the genetic lottery are just unlucky. Like where the Fuck do I start if cunts like you are just gonna do that to everyone remotely less fit than you?

Heh, not the person you are responding to but do you think that is impressive? I have an amputated leg and I have slipped every disc except S2 and S3 and yet I still squat 485. You have literally nothing on me, buddy. I get mires everywhere I go and fuck bitches left and right like a bad habit. I have this hobby of mine that I intentionally try to act retarded so getting some poonami wouldnt be so damn easy. Yet I still bag a good minimum of three chicks a night, all +9s. You are fucking pathetic compared to me. Funny story about girl pulling over, since just yesterday I was stopped by a female volleyball team going to a match and they asked me if I would fuck them all, I repeat FUCK THEM ALL, for good luck. Needless to say I hopped in and boned all those high test women. Know how people say that 1 in every 200 men is related to Chengis Khan? Well in a hundred years that will be me and even your wifes son will most likely be of my loin. Fuck with you virgin faggots.

And you have my pity.

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So I go to LA fitness for the sole purpose it is walking distance from my work. I've trained there for about 2 years now. Roughly 3 months ago I was doing squats in the squat rack and made eye contact with this guy. Didnt think anything of it, until he is right in front of me while I am finishing my set. Mind you I still have the bar on my back and he asks loudly "If I have a fucking problem". I say "Ughh no" He then asks what the fuck am I looking at then. I just laughed and said "What" he continued to get in my face, and I got upset and told him to fuck off and get out of my face. Quickly a employee of the gym stops the confrontation and thats the end of it. People at the gym were like wtf is that guys problem yada yada. One of his buddies later on comes up to me and sort of apologies for how his friend acted and said he has issues and that he is 16. Mind you he is about 5'8 and thick. Like probably around 225 pound a lot of muscle. I honestly thought he was around my age or maybe a few years younger. So I just told his friend dont worry about it, its not a big deal. Well today I went to the gym and he was there with his chronies. I noticed him staring at me multiple times, but just ignored him. On my way out of the locker room, he happened to pass by with his chronies, obviously was staring me down, I just smiled and as I passed by he says "bitch" and does one of those pro wrestling "Wooo's" Honestly I hate to say it, but he drives me nuts, in my younger days I would of done something, however I have a great job and a lot of other reasons why I dont smash his face with a brick. Any advice for this jobber?

Quality one upping.

Lodge a complaint with the staff every day. After a few times of this over a span of time he'll get his membership terminated.

I’m keeping this

I've unironically called my workout partner Big Joe and referred to the gym as "The Boneyard".

Lmfao if only some of these stories are real you guys might run into a problem sometime.
My gym is pretty bully-free but if someone pulled that shit with me when I was dyel I‘d honestly wait for him in the parking lot and stab him or club that motherfucker to a pulp with a tire iron.

This is absolutely the answer. Once you're grown there are far more reasons not to physically assault someone.

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I‘d do this If nothing happens after some time and he’s still being a fuckwad I’d do this

>prank bag

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Most, if not all, of the stories in here are completely made up dude.
Just go to the gym.
But that said, there are some micropenis faggots out there who just pick on smaller bros because that’s the only way for them to display power. If that happens, do the following:
Avoid them and ignore them. If that doesn’t work and they get in your face, don’t let them shit talk you. 99 % of the time these guys will have a small dick, an ugly ass face and a minimum wage manual labor job. They don’t fight. They probably have never been in a real fight in their life. They wouldn’t pick on somebody who obviously can’t defend himself if they had any credibility after all. Shit talk them back.
If it’s imminent and unavoidable that they are going to hurt you physically, you do so first. Sock them right in the mouth as hard as you can. You will probably get your ass handed to you but that doesn’t matter. You stood up for yourself and these pussies aren’t used to that.
If they keep it up even after that you can always go to the police or something.

> be me
> 1.8 m, 82 kg, around 13%
> BJJ brown belt
> 5 years MT experience
> have been competing in both
> lifts are not impressive bc I'm not training primarily to look buffed nor asthetic
> chest day
> generally, 20 reps, 60 sec rest, 5 rounds
> I use the bench for a long time, 20-30 min but I only do that if the gym is not too crowded
> 1.95m, probably 120kg roided-monkey walks up to me out of the nowhere and in a very very aggressive tone basically tells me to give him the bench bc I've been there for almost 30 min
> he looks angry and is gesticulating a lot
> point fingers at my face
> his face is red at this point
> everybody around us stops and wait for the fight to start
> people are probably placing their bets at this point
> I look down and apologize, genuinely don't want a fight
> as I leave he's still talking, almost screaming
> see him at the gym some other occasions
> stares at me all the time
> I just ignore
> fast forward 2 or 3 months
> one day at the MT class there's this new guy
> the new guy is the meathead from the gym
> at the end of the practice we all have a 20 min sparring
> says to my instructor that I'll pair with meathead to help him out
> my instructor knows what this means
> he quits after 3 minutes
> never see him again at the gym or at the MT class

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Then you woke up.from your fever dream.

You meet me in the boneyard you lil dyel.

1/10 learn to shitpost you fucking idiot
If you’re gonna troll at least do it right

>tells me to give him the bench
>I look down and apologize
>as I leave
You’re his bitch lol.

I never understood that shit
Like if someone comes up to me and obviously expects me to back down (because I am weaker), that makes me his bitch?
If I’d walk up to someone obviously weaker just because he’s ..well... weaker doesn’t that imply I’m the bitch because I can’t take on people my size?
And what if the weaker dude just took a 2,5kg plate and cracked the other dudes head (which would be piss easy to do)? Is the big dude the small dudes bitch then?
How dis shit work son

the moral of the thread is a single assault charge can change your life

Teenagers acting like cunts are the worst. They know they're invincible because you'd be fucked for assaulting a minor.

>borderline

you've gotta a big ego. if you get that triggered because somebody comes and talks shit to you and you show no self control, don't expect to last long in this god's earth
that being said I was in a good mood that day, I probably must have smiled while he was talking because he was only getting angrier and angrier. the whole thing was surreal to me. I mean, how can you be that angry because of a fucking bench?

Don't be surprised when that fucker smashes your face in with a bat when you're walking to your car sometime

The lawful good hulking gym oldfag thanked me graciously for asking if he was using the pull down machine. He wasn’t. Seemed like he really despised people who don’t ask.

Nah it’s because he came up and told you to leave and you looked down and apologized and then left without finishing your set or asking if he wants to work in.

Imagine having fit gains but having the emotional intelligence of the same kid you just picked on

Anyone that bullies someone in the gym trying to better themselves is a straight cuck

Not everyone has the same goals faggots

Underrated

Hey Big P we got us a live one over here.