How do I work out if I live in these conditions

How do I work out if I live in these conditions.

Attached: 85452343.jpg (980x980, 448K)

you've got all the rocks you need moron

dodging Bashar's barrel bombs isn't enough of a workout?

This is my body btw

Attached: 1421412.jpg (999x1140, 319K)

lift heavy rock
put heavy rock down

squats to failure

>sign up for planet fitness for $5/month showering
>get a job at fast food place
>find second job
>put all money shorting crude
>???
>retire
>buy home gym

easy.

>this is the country who hacked the election

makes you think

back to /b/ with that shit body

Attached: 1430595624567.jpg (436x436, 93K)

And this is my dinner

Attached: 512523523.jpg (1000x1000, 467K)

I see plenty of Indians working out at my gym

Deadlift rocks, pushups, pullups on a ledge, squats with rocks.

Post more of your twink bod, user.

Everyone has to start somewhere

Attached: 15412412.jpg (992x903, 199K)

>squats to failure

Attached: 354deaa3770912621bb816da070346ab.jpg (258x245, 12K)

What is that?

what third world country is this

It's not even that bad.

Attached: 54124124.jpg (1000x1000, 298K)

Pull up bar on one of those joists

im guessing somewhere in eastern europe

>but it wasn't real socialism 8)

>what third world country is this
Niggerland.

I also have problems with alcohol

Attached: 1241241.jpg (1000x1000, 322K)

You're right, real socialism would've been heaven on earth. The only problem was HITLER HAD TO RUIN THE PLANS! One of our own, serving the damnable goyim.

>have plenty of rocks
>can squat with rocks
>can curl rocks
>can create system of levers with sticks and rocks as weights
>has access to eggs and breads
If you can get 1 egg you can get 6
If you can lift a rock you can get swole
No excuses

Here's timestamp in case you don't believe me

Attached: 1512412.jpg (1000x1000, 551K)

>im guessing somewhere in eastern europe

Did you notice baranka on his dinner rock too

No kuras puses tu nāc?

>pyotr lift rock

Noslēpums

Laughing tears face

You train at planet fitness Idlib?

pullups, pushups, ab roller, handstand pushups (assist using legs for a bit), deadlift with some sacks of concrete or whatever, curl with rocks, standing tricep extension rocks, lie on your back and push a rock upward for close grip bench, push rock up for ohp, larp as a greek in a gymnasium. do gymnastic/tricking stuff like flips and dragon flags and jumping around. do high reps bulk then cut and you will be swole in a year or so.

Do you not have paper you fucking caveman?

Kā tu pārdzīvo ziemas???? xd

Tu saprati, ka esmu latvietis pēc tām pudelēm? Alkaš esi?

I don't even have a sink anymore. Had to remove it to save up space and we couldn't afford water anyway.

Attached: 612312.jpg (1080x1080, 245K)

what the fuck

Nē, es iegāju b threada un tur rakstija ka tu esi no baltijas valstīm un tā es sapratu, ka tu esi latvietis.
Manā ciema daži cilvēki dzīvo vvecā ednīcā, kas ir izdemolēta, bet tu esi tik jauns... dīvaini.

Is this where Grug lives?

I genuinely hope you can improve your impoverished condition someday, OP. Godspeed to you.

kek grug backstory

Attached: 1526516682055.jpg (500x643, 71K)

pls get stronk Ivan

poosh rock and big wood with all might

Fucking caveman with a spear.

Thank you
Actually I am very social and civilized person.
Not Russian but ok
What do you mean?

Attached: 712341421.jpg (1080x1080, 256K)

YOU HOLD THE BLADE OF LEONIDAS

Attached: ryssä.jpg (1496x1000, 285K)

I deleted the last picture I posted because it might disturb some of you since this is not nsfw board

obviously romania

Why do you guys talk about politics?
I asked for advice.
btw this is well where I wash myself and drink from. Does water affect how you look?

Attached: 15124125.jpg (1080x1080, 447K)

GRUG HAS ROCK. WILL KEEP ROCK?

Attached: groog.png (485x443, 25K)

it was him standing over a dead badger with an axe

lets see
din ce judet esti coae ?
iti dau 20 de lei pt o laba

Detroit

Not from Romania.
From Eastern Europe, but won't say exactly where

Attached: 24553.jpg (1080x1080, 393K)

GRUG ANGRY!
DESTROY THE GATE!

Attached: 3b6.jpg (353x400, 127K)

how can you have internet conection if you live in a post ww2 bombarded house ?

I am in the library

holy fucking shit
good thread OP

This right here is why I come to Jow Forums.

>grug
>using definite articles

bignose tribe confirmed.

karelia

That's a nice hatchet

>Some faggot larping in an abonded building
Why do people even reply to this

OP do you not get enough exercise fending off the nightly wolf attacks?

Not everyone is as rich as you.
That's how some of us live in Eastern Europe

Attached: 1412412.jpg (1080x1080, 189K)

No wolves here, but in this pic you can see scar on my left pec. I was attacked by dog two years ago.

>doesn't have pen and paper
>has expensive phone to take pictures in good quality
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bored are you?

kek anybody can get a pen and paper i even offered 10 dollars worth of cents to a homeless dude and he refused it because they were cents

a 100$ smartphone is nothing too homeless people dont lack the necessities

Jej

It's not even expensive. It has damaged display and missing features like fleshlight. I got it for 35 euros from friend

>Lift many rock
>Consume many beast

OP isn't even dirty, yet, lives in a dust filled abandoned building.

You guys are falling for the troll. Clearly it's someone that went exploring and put some food on some shit and found old bottles and shit and you guys ate it all up

Like I said I am hygienic and wash myself at least few times a week

>You guys are falling for the troll.
were just rolling with it faggot

nobody lives like that in eastern europe nice try.

>piss poor
>brand new axe
its some autist on stalker challenge

You lift cars and push people onto train tracks.

This fucking thread made my fucking day
Good job, Grug

I have this axe for 3 years. How exactly should it look?

why are your socks clean then?

OP post pic of you in the library with timestamp you faggot

>thinks Russian hacked the US election
>t. retard

>says he lives in abandoned building
you tell me retard

Post your bed bro

I laughed way harder than I should’ve at this

Attached: 38C138DE-C5FE-47AD-A4B3-F39373223CE8.jpg (117x125, 11K)

Is sunlight important?
Because I get enough of it even when I'm inside

Attached: 512412.jpg (1000x1000, 197K)

Primitive Technology Urban Edition.
Are you one of the reddit people who think hes ripped so you went full tribal around the block from your highrise building?

Why?
What's so funny about it?

BASED THREAD INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Attached: 1 - JeQYolM.jpg (256x256, 10K)

OP says he is at library posting, yet, posting live pics from inside building. lol

Well, at least OP won’t have to worry about getting fat

Attached: 163F33B3-962E-4979-BCDB-52066433DAE4.jpg (750x494, 269K)

#metoo

getting sick constantly and shitting liquid will definitely hurt your gains my serbian friend.

OP is writing time stamps like they're one of the ten fucking commandments

>we
user, there are people living with you?
do you have a gf?

>start lifting small rocks
>every work out increase rock size by small amount
>rock press (like bicep press with rock in hand)
>rock swing (rock in plastic bag - kettle bell swing)
>rock squat (like goblet squat with rock)
>bent over rock row (one rock - bend over and row it)
>rock curls (bicep curls with smaller rocks - can't hold big rocks in hands)
>rock dead-lift (what it sounds like)
>consume as much food as possible
>many animals - hunt for badgers etc...
>sleep
>stop drinking
>????
>homeless russian girls will be mirin in no time

Attached: rich-piana.jpg (1500x1959, 666K)

>save up space
for what?

>missing features like fleshlight

Attached: 1522112274031.jpg (419x304, 27K)

I lived with my brother. He died.
I don't have a gf and never will have because I'm pretty much asexual now.
When I was in high school, there was one girl attracted to me and I like her too, but I didn't do anything because I was already poor back then

>that pic
stop reminding me reeeeeeeeeee